"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" A Toad shouted out to the audience, who were all waiting for the synchronized swimming event to begin, "NOW THAT ALL OF OUR COMPETITORS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED, LET THE FINAL EVENT OF THE DAY, BEGIN!" He finished, with the crowd cheering madly as Rosalina and the others all stepped forward to the pool.
Zero carefully watched Rosalina from his seat in the audience, glaring at her as to make sure nothing "bad" happened as she performed, when suddenly his nostrils were invaded by a horribly strong odor, causing him to turn his head trying to find the source.
"Excuse me, pardon me, sorry, oops," Lady Palutena, the Goddess of Light from Kid Icarus continued to say as she made her way through the seating area, heading to her seat between Zero and Pit. It took one second before it was clear that the odor was the scent of her ungodly flatulence.
"Oh Lady Palutena, you cant cool it a little with the farting, just this once...?" Pit moaned, looking past Zero towards the gassy Goddess.
Palutena giggled as she sat down,"Sorry Pit! but when I gotta let off some steam-
Palutena stopped mid sentence, pausing and leaning forward from her seat, as she and Pit both stared at Zero, whom they just noticed was sitting next to them, not used to his strange appearance.
"Hello... Umm... Who are you..?" Palutena asked Zero, placing a finger on her lower lip as she loudly farted.
"Zero. And you must be Palutena, Goddess of Light..." Zero replied in a clearly uninterested tone, fanning Palutena's flatulence from his nose.
"Well for someone who's just meeting a GODDESS you dont seem so amazed." Palutena stated, now slightly agitated as her farts grew deeper.
"Please, a Goddess of gas is all I see. I serve beings of much higher importance than someone like you." Zero said calmly, going back to watching the olympic event Rosalina was currently participating in.
"You? Really? Im the Goddess of Light pal, and I dont think you can get much higher up than me! And Im only gassy when I feel like it!" Palutena snapped back at Zero, now completely annoyed.
Their conversation was cut short, as Palutena suddenly ripped a low, loud fart that stunk horribly, causing her seat to be sprayed with her... Chocolate.
"Oh dear... I think I sharted..." Palutena mumbled, rubbing her behind.
"You think?" Zero asked sarcastically, snapping his fingers as the shit disappeared, prompting both Pit and Palutena to stare at him in awe.
"H-how could a mortal..." Palutena began,
"Never said I was a mortal, princess." Zero kindly interrupted, winking at Palutena slyly, going back to quietly watching the event as Palutena sat back down, farting once more.
The synchronized swimming performance was approaching its finale, Rosalina having managed to go the entire time without any accident of any sort. Hell, each of the nintendo princesses managed to go without an accident. Quite impressive.
"Big finish girls, lets do it right!" Peach exclaimed to the others as they continued with their swimming.
"Yeah, and lets hope little miss poopsy doesnt screw up for once!" Daisy replied sarcastically, clearly talking about Rosalina, who only tried to ignore the two.
The three nintendo princesses dove, as did the 3 Sonic characters who were performing an identical dance in the water.
Rising back out were the 6 participants, on the side of the princesses being Peach, supporting Daisy, who was struggling to hold the heavyweight Rosalina above her for the finale, the space princess' big butt was right in her face.
"Geez Rosa, ever think to lose a few pounds~?" Daisy teased Rosalina, followed by both her and Peach giggling at the remark.
Rosalina grew frustrated with always being the punching bag for the two princesses. Besides Luigi. He was everyone's punching bag. Suddenly, as a form of punishment, Rosalina thought of a devilish idea, which came right on time with the groan of her stomach.
"Just.. A few more seconds... Hold it~!" Peach said from under the other two, starting to shake from carrying them both.
As if on cue, Rosalina grunted, and pushed out anything and everything in her bowels, gas or not right onto Daisy's face. The result was the loudest fart a being could produce, lasting 30 seconds long and ending very wet, as the room fell silent and was immediately filled with the stench of Rosalina's terrible farts.
Daisy was hit with the worst of it. What she once felt as the soft, plump rump of Rosalina suddenly became extremely mushy and smelly, the space princess giggling cutely after having essentially pooped on Daisy's face. The event having triggered a chain reaction as both the Nintendo princesses and the Sonic females all having pooped in their swimsuits out of shock.
The teams quickly made their ways out of the pools and back towards the locker rooms, embarrassed at individually having pooped themselves, while Rosalina hummed and happily skipped off with them with the back of her swimsuit being filled the most with her fudge.
"UHH... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL THE EVENT AND UM... GET BACK TO YOU ALL... ON WHATEVER JUST... HAPPENED." The announcer spoke to the crowd, as slowly people began leaving the stadium in disappointment followed by the sound of conversation beginning to build up once more.
"...Well that was hilarious!" Palutena laughed her fat ass off at the show she just witnessed, with Pit only face-palming at the Goddess of Light. "C'mon Pit, lets get home already..."
Palutena and Pit both got up from their seats as Palutena felt something mushy underneath her, looking down at the seat only to see she too had accidentally pooped from shock with the brown turd being directly in the middle of her seat.
"Well looks like someone sure let themselves go!" Pit chuckled, scratching the back of his head sheepishly as Palutena only blushed out of embarrassment.
"Y'know, speaking of shit and such... Where'd the smarty pants star guy go?" Palutena asked Pit, looking around the stadium.
The two looked down near the pool, to see Zero levitating off in the same direction of the locker rooms, as after that performance, he and Rosalina needed to have one hell of a talk.