Me; *waves envelopes* We have questions :D
R-really? Well what did those people say?
Me: *shuffles letters picking one at random* Ahem
Japanese Sinister
Wow, Steve. I had never thought of it that way. But, you still made me depressed for a week.
So, why couldn't you kill Italy? Was he really too fast, or was there something else?
This girl keeping me captive requires me to say thank you for the question and I apologize for any wrong-doing towards you. I don't want to cause grief to any of you people. Oh, and I'm glad you see things my way. Anyway yes, that little one is impossible to catch. I only got him in later loops 'cause he stood right at the doors and didn't run. Next question?
Me: Wait a second will you? Here.
Tabby-tan
Hey Steve!,
Can you tell us about your wife and kids? Are they nice? Can you describe them for me?
Well for starters, we met a long time ago (we age VERY slowly you see) and moved into the house we are in now. Unfortunately the house is cursed and we can't leave so we stay there. Yes they are very nice and I love them with all my heart. My younger children hid upstairs in our "Panic Room" while the older ones and I tried to scare those pesky nations off.
My wife looks like me, but more feminine and very pretty. My kids are each special and most look like me a few come from her side of the family (the difference is obvious no?) To make this simple, me and my wife are the "large" "monsters" and my children are the smaller ones. Next?
Me: Yhea Yhea :) enough of the sappiness:
Quiet Harmony-chan
I have a question Steve. Why do you not go into the bathroom? I mean you come almost every were else, but not the bathroom? Wierd if you ask me.
I can't fit in the door… I also don't know what they did to the toilet, you know, the whole food coming out of it thing. Quite gross if you ask me…
Me: right…final question.
Rijn
Steve-
I'm hiding in your bathroom and drawing on the walls with magic markers. Just sayin
I JUST HAD IT REPAINTED COME ON! IF I COULD GET IN THERE I SWEAR TO GOD I-
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We have had some issues. Please enjoy the blank screen.
AN; well that went well. I hope you know that this is entire crack :D Steve (and I) will answer any questions that you have so please comment/review