I do not own Fairy Tail or anything~!
Sorry for the late update, my life happened. Wait, I don't have a life. :c Anyways, school happens.
Anger Management Club
Lucy ends up in anger management classes by her dad. God, now she was stuck with a pink haired pyro idiot who thinks he was raised by a dragon, a blue haired freak with a tattoo on his face, a scaryass red-haired, a strippin' exhibitionist, a god-damn stalker, a piecing obsessed juvenile, and a bookwarm. She just had to get mad by some idiot dirtying her shoes.
Chapter 2:
STALKAH ALERT!
After that whole incident, the deadly and boring cycle of sharing stories continued. 'Oh great, pinky's up,' Lucy groaned, already losing her interset in the lame class already.
"I'm Natsu! I'm here for giving a bald man a near-death experience!" Natsu cheerfully shared to everyone in the small white room. "How is that related to anger?" Gajeel scoffed, unable to accept pinky's reason to attend this retarded club.
"Be nice, Gajeel!" Levy slightly frowned at Gajeel. "Tch, scrimp." As much as Gajeel would want to deny, he had to admit that he didn't like how Levy frowned at him.
"HAHAHAHAHA! GAJEEL'S BEEN WHIPPED!" Natsu laughed, rolfing on the floor as if he was having some sort of seizure. Gray smirked and did the whipping sound as tattoo freak did the hand movements.
WHACK
"Boys, behave yourself or I will be forced to discipline you myself!" Erza threaten as the whole Earth was seemingly shaking before the people in the room. "Yes ma'am." The boys mumbled, avoiding eye contact with the red headed menace.
"Good, we wouldn't want to have THAT incident repeated again, yes?" Erza elegantly raised an eyebrow at them. 'How is she raising her eyebrow so elegantly?!' Lucy questioned in her mind as she witnessed this rather hilarious scene.
"No m'am."
"Alright then, Natsu please continue," Erza nodded in her approval.
"So friggin' scary," Natsu dared to mumbled, hoping that Erza didn't hear. "Damn right, this scarlet here," Gajeel agreed. Jellal shook his head quietly as he crossed his fingers. If Erza heard what the two scrooges said, Jellal's most prized collection of video games would go on eBay!
"O-okay. Anyways, I'm in this room with free food because a bald man squeezed mustard on my scarf," Natsu said with a shadow over his eyes. His face quickly darkening as he said his sentence. "A-are you okay, pinky?" Lucy asked, unsure if it was wise to intercept the scene before her. Everyone in the room gulped, wondering what would happened next.
The suspense thickened with haste.
The room was filled with tense.
An eery sound entered the canals of their ears.
Natsu lifted his head.
He opened his mouth.
...
"Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be not okay?" Natsu grinned as he bobbed his head as if he was a little kid. Everyone in the room sweatdropped"Well, okay then," Levy said as she awkwardly tried to make the class move forward.
"If you asked me, I would've beat the shit of him the same way," Gray mumbled with a scowl. "Amen, brother," Jellal threw his hands into the air and placed them behind his head as a resting pad.
"Ahem, so how did that happen, Natsu?" Makarov asked as he cleared his throat in order to get everyone's attention.
"Well, it's a funny story actually."
The sky was bright with sunlight.
Natsu just got out of school and was walking into McMagic, a new modern fast food restaurant that just opened last month. He bobbed his head to the side and paced with glee as he got nearer to the place.
He was hungry as hell, studying was hard work for Natsu. 'Studying sure is hard as hell, how does Levy do it all the time?!' Natsu thought and frowned. There was no way in hell any human is able to study for 2 hours EVERYDAY! It was a mystery to Natsu.
Natsu shook his head and slapped himself, he needed to focus on food, ONLY food. As he walked to the shop, his mouth drooled with want and hunger. You could practically see the pink idiot eating already. He had his hands out, pretending the air was a sandwich. People stared at him with eyebrows raised.
He pushed the door open.
BUT.
THEN.
SOMETHING.
HAPPENED.
...
SOME BALD GUY IN A PINK LEOTARD SPILLED MUSTARD ON HIS SCARF. THE SCARF HIS FATHER GAVE TO HIM BEFORE HE LEFT! THE SAME SCARF THAT NATSU CHERISHED AND LOVED.
As they say, shit just got real.
Natsu looked at the fat man who was holding his sandwich and the mustard bottle. Natsu noticed that the fat man didn't notice who he spilled mustard over. Natsu cracked his neck, oh how he loved his muscles at the moment. The fat man wouldn't know what he hit him.
"So, you beat the living shit out of a man who spilled mustard on your scarf?" Lucy shook her head, not believing the story. "Yeah, why would you get mad over that?" Levy agreed. "The stain will go out," Erza furthered the reasoning.
"I don't like mustard," Natsu simply said. Gray and Jellal both agreed. "Mustard is like piss in thick form," Gray shuddered. "Tastes like piss too," Jellal said. Everyone looked at him. "What?" Jellal asked confusedly.
Gajeel slowly said,"How the hell would you know that?" Jellal's eyes widen at the question. He flapped his hands out, emphasizing that he never tasted the urine before. Erza just shook her head at the crazed blue-haired man.
"Erza! Please don't believe it!" Jellal cried desperately. Erza just ignored the man and asked who was next in line to share their story.
"Juvia is." A dark blue-haired girl popped out of nowhere. For some odd reason, she was holding Gray's shirt. Gray started to freak out and yelled,"HOLY CRAP! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!" He yanked his shirt from the girl's grip.
"Gray-sama touched Juvia's hand!" Juvia's eyes had red hearts in them as she swayed back and forth, seemingly getting closer to Gray. Lucy couldn't believe how everyone else in the room got used to her already. "Do you know her?" Levy awkwardly asked. Looks like Levy beat Lucy to the question.
"Not really, no. I just see her around school that's all," Gray explained. "She's also in the same science class as me." Lucy and Levy had an 'oh' expression. "Well, let's welcome Juvia with open arms then!" Erza commanded. Jellal smirked.
"What-no!" Gray protested. "The last time I saw her, she was trying to pick my locker in the boys' locker room!" Everyone looked at Juvia, wondering how the hell did she get in the locker room. Juvia mumbled,"Juvia has her ways..."
"Ara, well, Juvia why don't you share your story next?" Marakov suggested with a smile. Juvia smiled,"Hai!"
"Juvia was walking down the street..."
Juvia was walking down the same street her beloved Gray-sama. Juvia giggled as she walked behind Gray. Gray wore a black and gray stripe wife beater and his black skinny jeans with converse.
Gray began to feel paranoid with every step he took. He looked back every once in a while. Every step he took, Juvia took a step. Each time he stopped to look behind him, she would hide in a nearby trash bin or alley.
"Weird, it feels like someone was stalking me," Gray confusedly said while looking around. Juvia giggled creepy as he continued to walk. "Gray-sama, notice me please..." She mumbled to herself as a gloomy sky started to appear in the sky. People screamed and ran for cover under store and street stalls as rain began to fall.
"What the hell!" Gray screamed as he looked up into the sky. He cursed and ran for it. He knew he should've left earlier. Juvia started to run too, not caring if she got wet or not. All that mattered was her Gray-sama.
"O-oh!" A girl in her late teens said as she fell on top of Juvia. She had wet blonde hair and large brown eyes that seemed to make you melt in them. She wore a pastel pink shirt that flowed at the end with skinny jeans. On her feet were wet pink flats. Not to mention that she had a HUGE rack.
Juvia gasped as she scrambled up to her feet, hoping that she didn't lose track of her Gray-sama. Juvia cursed when she couldn't find him anymore.
"WHAT THE HELL! JUVIA LOST HER BELOVED GRAY-SAMA!" Juvia exploded as she growled at the blonde teen. "W-what?!" The teen cried out. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" Juvia hissed out as she prepared to lash out on the blondie. But, fortunately, 2 male officers were just happening to pass by from the donut shop around the corner. They ran to Juvia as they noticed the hostile aura she had.
"Ma'am, please step away from the girl," one of them ordered. He had messy black hair going over one of his eyes while his partner had wild blonde spikes that seemed unnatural. They each wore the standard black uniform, except for the fact that the uniform had no sleeves, showing off their muscles.
"NO! JUVIA SHALL HAVE HER REVENGE!" Juvia roared as she tackled the black haired officer. "God damn it," the yellow haired one cursed as he joined into the fight. "Well? What are you waiting for blondie, run!" The yellow haired one yelled out as he tried to cuff Juvia. "Y-yes, sir!" The blondie didn't need to be told twice. She ran for the hills.
"And that's how Juvia ended up in here," Juvia ended with a creepy smile. "Wait, wait, wait...WHAT?!" Gray yelled out as he ran behind Erza. He was seriously getting scared of the blue-haired girl. "Gray-sama! Please don't run!" Juvia pouted.
Gray shivered with every fiber in his being. "Instead, why don't Gray-sama cuddle with Juvia and then..." Juvia continued to mumble about doing things with Gray. "E-ew! THAT'S NASTY, WOMAN!" Gray protested as he ran behind Lucy next. He figured that she wouldn't hurt another teen like herself, but boy he was wrong.
"Wait a minute, doesn't that description of the blonde teen fit exactly like Lucy?" Jellal asked. Erza facepalmed and smacked Jellal on the head. "You idiot!" She whispered/yelled. "Oops~..." Jellal just signed Lucy's death warrant.
"You know, it does fit Lucy. She's blonde too and has big brown eyes," Natsu agreed, not realizing the situation. "Bunny girl has a huge rack too," Gajeel nodded. Levy sighed as she picked up a 600 paged book and smacked the both of them with it. "Both of you need to comprehend better."
Lucy widen her eyes as she realized that Juvia was the woman that had almosted attacked her on her way home. She cursed in her head, she knew she should've taken the limo home that day. Lucy backed into the white wall.
"YOU! YOU CAUSED IT!" Juvia bellowed. Lucy squealed. "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" Juvia had only red in her vision now. "W-w-what?! I'm sorry! I didn't know!" Lucy squeaked out as Juvia came closer. "Y-yeah, Juvia! She didn't know!" Gray said.
"LIAR! LOVE RIVAL SABOTAGED US!"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
FLOP
"Well, I think that's enough from her," Marakov nodded as he held a tranquilizer in his hands. "Thanks, gramps!" Natsu grinned. "She was a nutjob, huh? Getting all crazy over stripper over there! Hahaha!" Natsu laughed. Gray twitched.
"What did you just say, pyro wannabe!"
"ICE PRINCESS!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"Ahem."
"Do I hear fighting, boys?" Erza raised an eyebrow at the two. "N-no, Erza! Nothing at all!" They smiled nervously as they placed they hands around another. "Good, friendship is wonderful," Erza nodded. "Indeed, Erza," Jellal smirked. "Tch," Gajeel said. "Gajeel!" Levy warned.
Lucy just looked at them in shock, they were all nutty like her! Maybe even worse! Scratch that, they ARE worse!
Aw shit, how was she gonna last the day with them?
"Alright, who's next?" Marakov smirked, he was enjoying the outcome of the stories already.
"I will go," Erza smiled.
Ahhhh, why did it take me so long to update?! TTTT_TTTT I'm sorry, readers! *Goes on the floor and rolls over in a ball*
BTW:
In the middle of Juvia's story, my laptop overheated...I raged for a bit...
Sh** happens.
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If there are any mistakes, sorry. I don't proof read it, I do it as I type. xD