I jumped out of my bedroom valiantly, landing in the bushes outside of my room. I ran for a few miles, eventually getting tangled up within the bamboo fields. I used my chakra to climb up one of the stalks, and I stared at the full moon. This game was pretty easy, for I knew whom to expect in this area. Zetsu, of course! I had hidden in a tangle of shoots a bottle of weed-killer mixed with lemon juice.
I considered where I should spray him. His eyes, his nose, yanking off the cloak and spraying him all over; gosh, this would be fun. Tee-hee!
I heard a huge rustling of branches. This would be my chance! I jumped across the shoots towards my hidden bottle. I hid next to it.
Zetsu shredded the shoots out of the way. I pretended to make distress calls. "Oh, Zetsu! No, don't! Pleeeeeease!" Both halves of him chuckled. "Well, I found you!"
Before he jumped out, I sprayed him with weed killer. " SAYUMI YOU'RE DEAD AHHHHHHHH!" he screamed. The birds all flew away, and I happily jumped from bamboo stalk to bamboo stalk, easily stepping on their tops.
My clone, me, ran into the forest. Itachi… what could I do?
The thought clicked to me, and an evil smile overtook my face.
He came out of the woods, and I was disguised as Sasuke.
Song to play: I believe in miracles by hot chocolate
"Oh, Itachi, I believe in miracles!" He was confused, and he looked scared.
"You sexy thing!" I screamed in his ear.
He tried pushing me away, but I ducked and kept singing. His eyes grew wide and soon, he screamed, "Ahhhh! My brother is gay! Sasuke, don't get revenge on me this way!"
He started backing away, but I kept following him, singing. "You sexy thing!"
Soon, he fainted. I transformed back, laughing my evil laugh.
I met up with my clone, the one who scared Itachi with a gay Sasuke. She poofed away on my command, and I walked towards my other clone, the one who would go after Hidan, to watch the show.
(Sorry if you guys don't like this. I tried to make it comical. This was rated K+, so if you're all looking for smut, then go look elsewhere. Oh, and I guess this wasn't one of my best ideas, for others who would work on this topic would be creative, funny, etc.)