Hey this is Chapter 2 so sit back and enjoy! p.s this is Naruto's POV

Ok to make sure Speech or just narrating

Ok to make sure Thoughts

Ok to make sure Kyuubi or conscience

Parts from my POV will be written like this.

-----------------------------------------Naruto's Morning--------------------------------------

"Hell yeah!" I bellowed to the heavens…well not really the heavens just my apartments ceiling.

"Hell yeah is right Kit! Cant wait for you to do ahem.. ahem that stuff.."

For a demon fox you are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally stupid, geez what a dumbass! Listen Foxy for now I have…other plans…

Naruto let out a devilish grinat this last remark.

Wouldn't have it any other way Kit…Not any other way…

"This really rocks! I guess I have 1 hour to do whatever I want!"

For the hour Naruto took off his clothes and started bouncing up and down to see Hinata's "melons" which confirmed his status as a closet pervert which would probably surpass Ebisu.

"Holy Shit I'm late!" I shouted, I slipped my (Hinata's) clothes on and I ran out of my apartment. I just cant wait to mess things up!

After Eating 27 plates of miso ramen…

"Your sure do eat a lot for a kid! Why you remind me of that Naruto guy! Only today he didn't come, he most have stomach ache or something" said the ramen shop owner.

"Well I felt a little peckish so I decided to stop by for a snack." I replied, (knowing that he's staring at me like I'm an alien from outer space) after wasting all of Hinata's money ( hey! she's rich you know!), It wasn't long before I reached her team's training ground, I luckily saw her team there.

"Hey Hinata-chan!" stupid dog-boy shouted. Ignoring him as I walked towards them.

"I said hey Hinata-chan!" Dog-boy repeated, being the asshole he is.

"Shut up Kiba!" Kurenai and Shino bellowed at the same time (another weird coincidence)

" hehe sorry" he said trembling with fear.

"Any way it seems we have a Mission with team 7, nothing much really other than the fact that we will be competing with them, it will be kinda like a race to designate who will be signed a A-Rank mission to another village probably in Lightning country, you will be against all of the rookie 9 and Gai's team, it will be at a certain forest, so please meet back here at noon." Kurenai said.

"Oh man guess ill we'll be seeing Naruto the dumbass" Kiba whispered into my ear.

"You're the Dumbass you STUPID DOG-FREAK!!!!! Don't you dare call me that again!"

That really wasn't the right thing to say Kit

Holy shit your right! I'll just find a suitable explanation…I know ill just start stuttering and blabbering some shit.

" U-umm I-I-I d-d-d-ont"

"Ya sure whatever Hinata so lets get to training and shit" Shino said, getting awkward stares from everyone in the group.

"Hey I have to get a line in this fanfic too! Come to think of it, this could be the only line I get in this fanfic! Damn you author DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Umm Shino who are you talking too?" I said, this was definitely going to be a long day… But first…Ramen!

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I donno when ill post chapter 3 and can you PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE review cause I so far only got 2 reviews on my last chapter thanx and email me at if you have any suggestions or ideas.