AN: Thanks everyone who reviewed! You all made me feel special ^u^
P.S. I don't own Code Geass
"What do you want Tamaki?" Zero groaned as he walked down the hall. "I think I may have an idea that could change Knightmare battles forever." Tamaki dramatically said. This now caught Zero's interest because the Britannians just released a prototype for a new and improved Knightmare, and so far, they have only been able to cause a dent (you rock Kallen!). "I'm listening." Zero said, now stopped in the hallway. "For too long have our soldiers' burning throats caused a defeat. For too long have our Knightmares not have the necessary equipment to hydrate our parched Black Knights." Tamaki said in a deep voice, now doing dramatic poses. 'Oh god no. Don't make me hit you Tamaki' Zero thought. "Every battle will be victorious if we had...Cup Holders!" Tamaki announced, striking the pose Zero did when he was on the speedboat. There was a long pause as Zero contained his urge to with hit Tamaki or face palm. He took a couple deep breaths and said with a shaky voice, "Tamaki. If we had drinks or any sort of liquid inside the Knightmares, what do you think would happen if the Knightmares shook a lot or was tipped upside down?"
"The liquid would...ohhhh. I see. Is that why you also turned down my porta potty built into the seats idea?" Tamaki said, now feeling kinda stupid. "Yes Tamaki that is why. Now if could excuse me, Kallen and I have to take the new marine Knightmares for a test run with the new recruits." Zero said as he began to walk towards the parking lot. Tamaki sighed, feeling like he let down his buddy. He began to walk back down the hall when he suddenly got another "brilliant" plan.
"Ok recruits, this is the marine Knightmare test run it has two seats. One person will control the Knightmare while the other will be in charge of communications and the status of the Knightmare. This will involve lots of teamwork so that is why I have Kallen as my pilot. The Knightmare will fly up into the air and then make a fast dive into the water. It will allow the Knightmare to travel very fast on short time. We will now give you a demonstration." Zero said, now climbing into the Knightmare. He strapped himself in and gave the all clear. As the rockets below began to lift them up, the Knightmare started to shake and move in random directions. "Kallen is everything all ri-" Zero couldn't form any words to describe how enraged he was, for in Kallen's place, was the biggest idiot in the world. Tamaki was hastily pushing random buttons and levers while saying in a shaky voice,"Hey bud-Woah! How's it going?"
"Tamaki" Zero groaned."I don't care how you got in here or where Kallen is. All I want to know now, is what the. F**k is that." Zero pointed at a poorly made cup holder made of duct tape ad cardboard. It was holding up a mug filled with coffee, and had Zero's face (or mask) on it. "It's the Knight Holder! You likey?" Tamaki said as he did jazz hands. That's when the Knightmare started to shake in the air. The mug was knocked out of the "holder" and onto the control panel. Sparks flew up as a robotic voice said, "Emergency Seat Ejection Activated." The roof of the Knightmare opened up and flung poor Zero into the air. "Damn it Tamaki!" Zero yelled as he plunged into the icy waters. "I'm screwed"