Chapter 2: Because I said so!
A/N: Okay, so this is chapter two, which I have posted hopefully after I got two reviews for chapter 1. If not, and its a month later, then I'll be happy to advise everyone who just viewed the story to not look in the mirror from now on, because I'll be waiting for you, then I'll kill you.
Thank you, however, for the reviews from ashveer and Morial Otaku! I feel so HONOURED! T_T! I really hope to get more reviews soon!
Anyways, after that threat, I'm sure I'll get some reviews.
Enjoy this chapter and review!
Disclaimer: I think we get the point with the disclaimers already!
The early morning sun beat its shiny rays of ass in Akiri's face. She opened one of her eyes and groaned. Umbra walked into the room with a cup of coffee. "Thanks." Akiri said and took her mug from Umbra.
Umbra then sat down at the foot of the bed and sipped at his own coffee. Akiri sat up and started drinking her coffee. Silence passed between the two for a few moments.
"Kakashi still here?" Akiri asked. Umbra nodded. "Damn, and here I thought it was a dream..." Akiri chuckled. "But seriously, we need to figure out a way to get Kakashi back to his world before anything else gets out of hand."
There was a crash downstairs followed by Wolfey's screaming and a few loud bangs. "Like that?" Umbra asked.
Akiri sighed. "Exactly like that." Sebastian burst into Akiri's room. "OUT!" Akiri barked.
"But-"
"OUT!" She barked again, sounding dangerously threatening. Sebastian sighed and closed the door.
He went back downstairs. "Hey, Kiki says to cool it." He said.
Wolfey glared at Karo then slapped her butt down on one of the chairs, sipping viciously at her hot chocolate. She had her wolf ear aliceband on.
Kakashi, awoken by the disturbingly loud noises from the kitchen, walked into the kitchen to find a broken mug on the counter. "Don't ask." Sebastian said after Kakashi had been staring at it for some time.
Sebastian then proceeded to drink his own coffee in silence. The silence then turned treaturously silent, so he left to continue working on his project.
Karo and Wolfey glared at each other from the top of their mugs, both intent on killing each other. Kakashi had made himself coffee and was walking around the rather large house. He found the computer room, which he found akward because he had never seen anything like a computer before.
Sebastian was seated at one of the strange boxes, busy typing on a keyboard. "What are you doing?" Kakashi asked.
"Working on a game." Sebastian said bluntly.
There was a sudden thud from upstairs. All heads downstairs looked up. Sebastian left his computer and then sped up the stairs at top speed. He burst into Akiri's room to find Akiri on her knees, clutching her head. Umbra couldn't do anything, apparently, as he stared in shock at Akiri.
Soon after Sebastian's arrival, Wolfey, Karo and Kakashi appeared as well. Akiri stopped clutching at her head and panted, eyes wide, staring at the carpet.
She then grabbed her stomach, lurched up and ran to the bathroom, slamming the door shut. Akiri then wretched up everything that was in her stomach.
Wolfey ducked out of the room, apparently to find something, because she just had that look of 'thinking' on her face.
More sounds of throwing up came from the bathroom. Karo gagged and ran out of the room at top speed, not wanting to vomit.
Umbra sighed and walked over to the bathroom. He knocked on the door. "Kiki? You okay?" He asked. More vomiting was all reply he could get.
Wolfey returned with her bong in hand. "What's that?" Kakashi asked. Wolfey narrowed her eyes at him and then skipped to the bathroom. She knocked.
"Hey, Kiki? After you've barfed your lungs out, you'll want to come get them back. You'll want to smoke some when you're done, okay?" She called.
"Wolfey, you're nuts." Sebastian said.
"Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment." Wolfey stuck her tongue out at him.
The toilet flushed and then Akiri brushed her teeth. She then opened the door, looking extremely pale. She looked at Wolfey then nodded and sat down on her bed. Wolfey handed her her didgeridoo and her lighter.
Akiri lit the bong and inhaled deeply. After a few moments' pause, she then burst out coughing. Wolfey grinned and took a drag from the bong herself.
Sebastian rolled his eyes and left. Umbra perched himself on the bed. Kakashi stood and watched the two girls smoke something that smelled funny.
Not a mere two seconds later, there was a crash downstairs, followed by Karo screaming in terror and Sebastian's cocky singing. Afterwards, Sebastian returned to Akiri's room, followed by a dragged persons (this is meant to be written like that) and then Karo, looking completely scared to death.
Akiri lifted her head to look at the intrusion. "Oh, look, its duck-butt." She giggled. Wolfey chimed in with the giggling. Kakashi couldn't understand why they were laughing at Sasuke and Naruto. It could possibly be because they were unconcious?
Sebastian sighed. "After you two giggle-fishes-" he was cut short when Akiri and Wolfey burst into loud and obnoxious laughter. Sebastian sighed yet again, this time raising his voice. "After you two have giggled!" He shouted, sounding stupid, which caused more hysterical laughter from Wolfey and Akiri.
Umbra chuckled. "Give it up, you're sounding like an idiot." He said.
"Oh my god! It speaks!" Sebastian shouted in shock. Akiri and Wolfey clutched at their sides, rolling around on the large bed. Akiri kicked the air while Wolfey slammed her fist on the matress.
Umbra rolled his eyes at Sebastian, who glared at him for a few seconds before leaving the room without Sasuke and Naruto. Karo dashed out of the room.
"Why are they laughing?" Kakashi asked.
"They're high." Umbra replied, staring at Akiri. "You'll see. Soon they'll be extremely hungry and start eating a lot."
Kakashi stared at the black haired man. "Why?"
"Munchies!" Wolfey and Akiri shouted in unison, jumping up and dashing out of the room.
"See?" Umbra stood up and followed them both downstairs. Kakashi was left with Sasuke and Naruto, who were still fast asleep.
He sighed and carried them downstairs. Kakashi froze when he saw Akiri and Wolfey sitting on the counter, a heap of food stacked between them. They were busy eating away at the food.
"See?" Umbra pointed to them. "That's the side effects of marijuana." He said.
"Marijuana?" Kakashi questioned, dropping the two boys. Sasuke landed on his head with a thud and Naruto fell on his stomach. Akiri and Wolfey both saw this and burst out laughing again, unable to contain themselves.
Sasuke, having landed on his head, jerked awake and jumped up, looking around. There was a large bump on the top of his head.
All he saw was two girls on a counter, laughing their asses off, a pile of food between them, a guy in a chair, Kakashi and Naruto fast asleep on the floor.
"Hey! I have an idea!" Akiri squeaked girlishly. She then jumped from the counter and approached Sasuke, who shat himself, showing no emotion whatsoever, just glared at the girl. Akiri poked Sasuke's cheek. "Oohh! Its so cute!" She squealed.
Wolfey burst out laughing. Karo walked into the kitchen, saw Akiri and Wolfey and then walked straight out again without saying a word.
Akiri kept poking Sasuke. That is until Sasuke tried to bite her finger off. "Hey... Don't be so mean..." Akiri pouted. "I'm sure your brother wouldn't mind if I poked him." Wolfey and Umbra burst out laughing.
"What?!" Sasuke looked around for his older brother.
Akiri rolled her eyes and jumped back on the counter. "Hey, Sebastian!" Akiri barked.
"What?" Came the reply from the computer room.
"Go get us some MC Donalds!" Akiri shouted.
"Why me?"
"Because I said so!" Akiri yelled.
"Aren't you eating enough already?" Sebastian asked, getting pretty frustrated.
"Just fucking do it, dammit!" Wolfey shouted.
There was a grumble, a chair scraping against the floor, car keys jingling, the front door slamming and then the sound of a car driving away. Akiri and Wolfey were practically almost finished chowing down on the mountain of food on the counter.
"Hey, Kak-shit-she." Akiri said between bites of an apple. "Could you wake the brat up?"
"Yeah, you know the rules." Wolfey added. "No one sleeps elsewhere except in a bedroom."
Kakashi stared at the girls. "Now would be a good time!" Akiri rolled her eyes, taking a rather large bite of a banana, making it look extremely seductive. Kakashi gulped and then nudged Naruto with his foot.
Naruto didn't stir. Umbra sighed and then grabbed the kettle, pouring hot water over Naruto's head.
This sent Uzumaki Naruto flying up, wailing in pain and clutching his head. Akiri giggled and Wolfey brust out laughing.
Umbra shrugged and returned the kettle on the counter.
Shame... Poor Naruto... Well, that's what he gets for sleeping overtime!
Anyway, hope you enjoyed and review so I can know if this version of Mad People is better than the first one!