Welcome to the second chapter of Akatsuki Crack to the Real World. I'm glad you guys enjoyed the first chapter, and I'm really glad I got four reviews already! It makes me happy! Happy enough to write another chapter and update sooner!

Now… I'm considering updating this story once or twice a week. And the same goes for my other stories. I just need to make a schedule so I can keep on track. Unfortunately I am not all that great at making a schedule, so that may take awhile. But until that is made I'll update whenever I can.

I want to thank the people who reviewed to A.C.T.T.R.W. First is Pacchiri Cherii, I'm glad you found this funny, and therefore I am happy to say I am putting up the next chapter. Now, KingofHeartless'09 yes it has begun and I hope you review again. Kakashi Forever I'm very happy you enjoyed it and I'm looking forward for your reviews. Kaitlin D, I love ya too and obviously I am updating or I wouldn't be typing every word that is in my head right at the moment. AbbyLovesDeidara I'm really glad you love it and it was your idea for the pudding portal so Thank you for that! Sasori's Strawberry you soooo would hyperventilate, also this fic is rated M because of Hidan, suggestive themes, and some violence. Not for lemony stuff… However there may be fluff later on, but that's basically it. Unless I change my mind XD.

I want to thank each and everyone of you who reviewed for Chapter one, and now I believe I should start the second chapter off with a disclaimer. Which shall be said by no other then Death the Kid from Soul Eater. Take it away Kid!

Kid: Raya does not own Naruto or her friends OC's… She also has a problem with symmetry, WHY ARE YOUR EYEBROWS UNEVEN!

O.O Because it's hard to make them even… NOW STOP YELLING AT ME! YOU'RE THE WITH THREE STRIPS ON ONE SIDE OF YOUR HAIR AND NOT THE OTHER!

Kid: *collapses* I know… I'm garbage. Complete disgusting garbage. I deserve to die! Place me out by the curve like the rest of the garbage.

=.= aww man… well while I try to cheer up Kid there… Enjoy the second chapter.

"talking"

'thoughts'

Alter egos or a side of Zetsu. white zetsu black zetsu

Sarcasm

(Author note)

-Recap: Finally after many moments of silence, the well known leader suddenly spoke.

"Where... are we?" He looked towards Nicole, seeing as she was the only one who wasn't freaking out from being teased, hyperventilating due to certain pudding covered puppet man, laughing due to teasing, or thinking about pudding. (... don't kill me please.)

*Chapter One (or two.. Depending on if you counted the Prolog as Chapter one.)*

Nicole showed no emotion as she answered his question calmly. "Depends on who you all are."

"That didn't answer my question." Pein stated a bit annoyed as he tried to wipe some pudding off of his Akatsuki cloak.

Nicole sighed. "It wasn't meant to… I was just pointing out that I do not know you and therefore see no need to give you a straight answer."

Pein and Nicole begun having a glaring contest, as to see who had the most dominance. As the two were trying to figure out who had more power in leadership, a certain masked boy had already got most of the pudding off and was currently behind the group of girls.

"Hello Tobi is a good boy!" He exclaimed as he poked Raya in her ribs.

"NYA!" She squeaked from being poked unexpectedly. "WTH?"

"Hi Tobi is Tobi! And Tobi is a good boy!" He seemed to be smiling when he spoke from introducing himself.

Raya stared at Tobi as he spoke, she began to think. 'I wonder if his mask taste like a lollipop…'

The rest of the Akatsuki were busy trying to clean the pudding off of themselves. The pudding was very hard to get off seeing as it was everywhere and in everything. While that was happening they soon in a matter of seconds felt like idiots, when one of the girls across from them pointed out something very obvious.

"Why not use a water jutsu to wash the pudding away?" The one known as Ami-chan stated quietly. But since their all ninja's with super ninja senses they heard it and immediately questioned themselves about why they didn't think of that.

Pein blinked at that statement and then suddenly realized he lost the dominance glaring contest against Nicole. He brought his palm up to his forehead with a smack, therefore face-plamed himself.

'Why didn't I think of that sooner?' Kisame thought to himself as he quickly made the handsigns for a simple water jutsu. When he finished his handsigns, a large wave that came out of nowhere, swept everyone off their feet and into several trees that surrounded the large park.

When the water disappeared, the pudding was all gone, and everyone was practically clean, but wet. The girls who were perfectly dry before now were soaking wet and a couple were slight irritated. Meanwhile the Akatsuki got completely pudding free and actually looked like themselves then weird people covered in delicious pudding.

"What the fuck Fishface?" Hidan yelled pointing his scythe at Kisame.

"Fishface?" Kisame asked, clearly pissed at being called a fish. "I'll rip you to pieces! And besides you should be thanking me for getting all that pudding off us!"

"NOOOOOOoooooo!" Aya exclaimed suddenly, temporarily pausing the fight that was about to happen between the Sharkman and crazy religious guy. Everyone turned their heads to her as she continued. "THE PUDDING IT'S GONE! I wanted to try some!"

Nicole sweat dropped as she was trying to get the water out of her book. "Aya… I don't believe that is the problem we have to deal with at the moment…"

"But all the pudding! It looked so good." She argued slightly, before blinking and proceeded to ask. "What other problem?"

Raya stared at Kisame for a long while, her thoughts racing through her head. 'oh my Jashin! It's Kisame-kun! Yay! What should I do… play it cool or glomp him like the crazy fangirl I am… ARGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

"Crap. I'm all wet!" Kat stated suddenly as she started to pout.

Kakuzu was glaring at Kisame along with Hidan, while he muttered quietly about something having to do with his money. (typical Kuzu am I right?)

Itachi sighed as he used his chakra to dry himself, while trying to stay out of the bickering.

Sasori was simple taking in his surroundings before feeling a pair of eyes on him. When he turned to see who was staring intensely at him, he couldn't find them. Mainly cause the said person looked away quickly.

Ami sighed happily. 'He didn't see me stare at him.. Oh thank goodness that would have been embarrassing.'

Deidara was trying to figure out where they were. And if they were anywhere near a village or small town. 'Lets see… I don't recognize this area.. So it's safe to assume that I haven't traveled to this place before. Hm. It's also safe to assume that I probably have no knowledge of the wild life and plant life…un.' (o.o Deidara-san is very smart… at assuming XD)

"Pein… were are we?" Konan asked the fiery haired leader.

"Wonderland?" Pein guessed.

Once again Nicole had the urge to sweat drop again, she sighed as she tried to explain. "It's not wonderland… Aya.. Would you explain to them where they are please…"

"Um.. Yeah sure." Aya nodded as she looked at the Akatsuki and proceeded to explain where they were and that they were part of an manga called Naruto.

*Three hours later*

"so… your trying to tell us.. That we're part of some comic that some guy made up?" Sasori asked.

"Yes." Aya answered simply.

"That's impossible." Zetsu stated.

"Zetsu has a point." Kakuzu agreed. "If we are just some fictional story that some guy made up then why are we here now?"

"Welllllll…" Raya started out of nowhere. Before being hushed by Katrina.

"And.. Does that mean we don't exist?" Deidara questioned.

"Fuck no! You bitches are fucking lying!" Hidan exclaimed as a small red pocket knife suddenly went past his head.

The Akatsuki went wideeyed from shock. More Hidan then anyone. As the group of girls just turned to look at Raya.

"What?" She asked innocently.

*end chapter 1 (or two XD)*

Well that's it for that chapter. Please Review cause I'm already working on the next chapter. I seriously appreciate the reviews. Also any helpful tips to make this story better are completely welcomed! That's it for now people, I hoped you enjoyed this one. And be happy that I updated so soon.