Disclaimer: I do NOT, I repeat I do NOT own The Addams Family Tv series, movies or anything involved. The Addams Family was written by Charles Addams.
Note: This fan-fiction is loosely based on the Addams family tv series (1964 - 1966). The last episode of the first season, "Amnesia In The Addams Family". However I picture Anjelica Huston as Morticia and Raul Julia as Gomez rather than John Astin and Carolyn Jones. Not that they weren't awesome as Tish and Gomez but simply because the tv series was long before my time as I was born in 1991 so it's just easier for me to picture Anjelica and Raul as Tish and Gomez.
Amnesia Returns to The Addams Family
The next morning when Pugsly woke up he decided to get some revenge on his parents for sending him to his Aunt Ophelia's. So here he was lurking just outside his parents bedroom door waiting for his father to awake and get up leaving his mother to rest a little longer as his father always did. When Gomez finally did emerge Pugsly whacked his father over the head with a metal baseball bat.
Gomez hit the floor with a sickening thud and Pugsly gave a wicked smile,"Ah, it's true what they say. Revenge is sweet." he snickered before running downstairs for breakfast.
Morticia was have a delightfully horrible sleep when she was suddenly awakened by something that sounded like a tiny earth-quake so she slowly got up, got dressed and intended on going downstairs for breakfast but when she reached the hallway she found Gomez lying on the floor knocked out cold.
"Gomez what on earth are you sleeping in the hall for?" she asked but he gave no reply and Morticia involuntarily shuddered in fear.
"Gomez? Gomez darling wake up, you're scaring me and not in a good way." Tish said as she knelt beside her husband and patted his cheeks,"Gomez Please, wake up mon cher!"
Gomez groaned and slowly sat up,"Thank the gods you're alright! Gomez what happened to you?" Morticia asked frantic with worry.
Gomez looked up at her and looked surprised to see her,"Oh hello Morticia, when did you get here? Ophelia must be thrilled you came to visit. Well our home is your home, you're family after all." he replied and Morticia felt her eyes well up with tears as she stood up.
"Ophelia? Get here? Visit? Gomez, I live here with you and our three children as well as your mother and older brother Fester. You and I are married and have been for years, don't you remember mon cher?" Morticia asked still trying to hold her tears at bay.
"Tisha, I don't have children and I'm married to your sister Ophelia. What's the matter? Did you and Lurch have another fight?" Gomez asked and Morticia raised an eyebrow.
"Lurch? Why would I have an argument with Lurch? ... Wait a minute, did you just call me Tisha?" Tish asked.
"Yes why? Something wrong with that nick-name?" Gomez asked and she nodded.
"As a matter of fact there is, I hate it and you know it! Now you still haven't told me why I would fight with Lurch so explain. Now." Morticia replied shortly in frustration.
"Well because you're married to him, of course. Morticia, are you sure you're feeling alright?" Gomez asked.
"Lurch? I-I'm m-m-married to Lurch? Gomez, how could you?!" Morticia stuttered as she lost control over her emotions no longer able to hold back the tears before she bolted down the stairs so fast she nearly tripped on the hem of her dress.