Thank you for the constructive criticism Zoids Fanatic! All other readers (If I have any yet ) This is NOT a YAOI! You could probably could tell by the description ^^". Oh, and just to let you know, Me and my army of gothic rag dolls do NOT own Invader Zim! Jhonen does!

Chapter 2

*Zims POV*

I entered that hideous place the hyoomans call "Skool". I noticed that Dib-Stink wasn't there yet. Odd. He always made it here before me, even though he hid in those accursed bushes in the mornings. Everyone was just about there when he walked in with some multi-colored girl. He sat down and she walked up to the She-Devils desk. I looked at the odd girls foot. Burnt, from what appeared to be a laser. WAIT! Zim is the only being with that technology! Execpt Dib-Stink, but he wouldn't use it on another hyooman.

I remember computer saying something about someone at the door, but I just had the gnomes handle it. But they could shoot lasers…'Was this girl at the door this morning?' I thought. I was snapped from my thoughts by that Scum-Woman. "Class! This is Charlotte Withers. Charlotte, you will sit…There!" She pointed to a male earthling with large ears. "YOU! Underground Classroom!" She then hit a button on her desk and the earth child fell through the floor.

Charlotte-Hyooman looked scared and turned her eyes to Dib-Stink. Wait, DIB-STINK? Why is this somewhat attractive girl looking at Dib-Stink? Hold on, did I just call EARTH-SCUM attractive? I needed to get out of there. I raised my hand "Umm, Human-Teacher? Normal Earth boy Zim needs air! Can he go to the nurse?" She-Devil looked at me. "Fine. I don't like you anyways. But use this!" She thew a collar at me and it snapped around my neck. Aah, the Hall Pass. Zim is too used to this device ..

*Charlottes POV*

The teacher here is so scary! I looked at Dib for some motivation or something. All he could do is shrug his shoulders and weakly smile. Oh god I was terrified. I looked around the room as I walked to my seat. Hang on a sec, was that kid GREEN? I scribbled a note down to Dib.

Dear Dibness,

Yes I gave you a nickname! :D Ok, Is that green boy the alien you were talking about? Where are his ears? And nose? And WHY does he talk in third person? Charlotte demands you tell her! Haha!

Love,

Charlotte.

I folded the note and wrote Dibs name on the front. I whispered to the boy next to me, Keef he said his name was. "Pass This to Dib." Keef looked at me and whispered "Bullying isn't nice!" I rolled my eyes "Pass the note or I slit your throat. M'Kay?" He got scared and passed the note. Oh I love threatening people!

*Dibs POV*

Gina handed me the note and smirked. It had my name on the front. Probably another bullying note. I opened it and smiled. So Charlotte wasn't stupid like everyone else, eh? So I might possibly have another paranormal investigator in town! I need to call The Eyeball later. "DIB! Pay attention! You moron." Mrs. Bitters yelled. Oh god I hate that woman. She says I have a big head and calls me stupid!

About 20 minutes later the bell rang for lunch. Zim was already in the cafeteria poking a sandwich with a needle. Odd, but normal for Zim. I waved to Charlotte, and went up to get my lunch. Soon enough Gina, Fiona, And Jill were surrounding me and laughing "Got a girlfriend Dib? Must be blind!" "She's not my girlfriend!" I retorted. I grabbed my lunch and walked away from their stupid laughter. I looked around for Charlotte. She wasn't at the table she told me she would be at. Instead I found her at ZIMs table! "Why is she with him?" I whispered to myself. I had to go get a closer look..