/Then There Were Ninjas\\\


She paints her fingers with a close precision
He starts to notice empty bottles of gin
And takes a moment to assess the sins she's paid for

A lonely speaker in a conversation
Her words were swimming through his ears again
There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for


After a few minutes of Kakashi having a mini fan boy attack he decided the best thing to do was to try and explain everything to Okami, and that didn't go over to well. At the current moment she was laughing her ass off and Kakashi was trying to get her to stop and listen.

Finally she stopped, occasionally giggling, Kakashi began to explain it in more depth about how he knew almost everything about her (there were a few things he didn't mentioned). She slowly came to except things and finally decided to speak up, "So, you're a ninja?" she asked cocking her head to the side.

"Yes, almost everyone here is, but you are going to have to come with me to meet the Hokage." Kakashi said as he stood and quickly went and got ready by pulling his over shirt and vest on seeing as he fell asleep before changing last night. "Alright come on." He said opening the door slipping his shoes on.

"Yay… about that, I'm not really dressed to go anywhere." She said looking down at herself and Kakashi noticed for the first time that she was only wearing a pair if short shorts and a tank top, "I have no idea why I'm in my pajamas… But hey! At least I still have my bra on!" To her this was like the greatest news ever and Kakashi sweat dropped, one of her traits was being shameless.

He shuffled back to his room and pulled out a black shirt and a pair of pants that were obviously going to be too big. "Thanks" she said slipping them on and rolling the pant legs up. And so they left on to see the Hokage; Kakashi seemed to have forgotten that he was meeting his team at six, meaning eight or nine to him and it was already eleven, his students were in the park planning his death, making sure it was painful and slow.


Woah, Mona Lisa,
You're guaranteed to run this town
Woah, Mona Lisa,
I'd pay to see you frown

Mona Lisa wear me out
Pleased to please ya
Mona Lisa wear me out


Kakashi entered the Hokage's office with Okami following close behind. "So what did you nee- who is this?" The Third asked looking at Okami curiously. Kakashi sighed; this was going be a long day…

Three hours of explaining and re-explaining the Hokage finally understood, though he thought Kakashi was just joking at first. "Well then Kakashi, you are responsible for her until we can figure out how she got here, okay?"

"Fine." Said ninja muttered as he began to leave with a bored and complaining Okami following him. As Kakashi walked through the village he zoned out thinking of all the things he would have to do now, get clothes for Okami, clear out the guest bedroom, and way more stuff that only made him feel more drained.

All this time Okami was stopping random people on the street asking them if they were ninjas, and every person who answered yes got a hug, which was a lot. She finally stopped doing it after some guys hands began to wander in the brief hug.

"Kakashi! Can I be a Ninja!?" Okami called to him as she run to catch up with him. "No, it takes years of practice and studying to become one, "Sounds like you have faith in me..." She muttered to herself.

Suddenly two forms flashed down in front of Kakashi causing him to stop, "SENSEI!" came the angry cries of Sakura and Naruto.

"WHY WEREN'T YOU AT TRAINING!?" They screamed making Okami jump slightly. "Sorry, my friend here suddenly showed up and I had to take her to talk to the Hokage." He said lazily. Sakura and Naruto glanced at Okami blinking a few times, "Aw, Sensei why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend?" Sakura asked grinning,

"That's because I don't; I'll be at training tomorrow." He said walking around them his cheeks gaining a slight pinkish hue, which luckily no one could see.

When they arrived back at his house Kakashi set off doing the various things he had to do, and Okami headed straight for the kitchen. When Kakashi finished he went to his couch to sit down only to see Okami sprawled out slurping ramen up at a pace that could challenge Narutos.

"So, how did cleaning go?" she asked with a mouthful of ramen, at least she still had the decency to cover her hand to prevent food from flying.

"Fine, no thanks to you." Kakashi said muttering the last part. "Now I get to take you out to get clothes." He said pulling out his Icha Icha Paradise book.

"So I come from a book…" Okami said looking closely at his book still trying to grasp the concept. "Yep." Kakashi said standing, still reading and walking out the door throwing a 'come up' over his shoulder.


Say what you mean
Tell me I'm right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign
I want to believe

There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for


Hope ya'll liked it since I got NO REVIEWS. That kinda makes me sad, I work hard to write these chapters and people can't even take the time to write a freaking review. They can't even tell me that I suck or if I'm good. So yay...

But, I hope ya'll like it none the less!

But ya, Reviews = Motivation = Writing = Updates! Yay for updates! This is the second story I've updated today. I should probably study instead of read fanfiction... Na! That's what the bus is for. XD

Song: Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! At the Disco