As you recall last time, our heroes, Rocky, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody, and Sherman had discovered that Pottsylvania had sent Boris and Natasha to claim Pottsylvania's ownership of the moon. So, they decided to go to the moon themselves to prevent people from losing their money and stop Pottsylvania's evil plan. They had made their way to the Frostbite Falls Space Center, that I wrote in for the story.
"I still didn't know Frostbite Falls had a space center." Sherman said.
"Well anyways, we're here to stop Fearless Leader's plan to steal the moon." Rocky said.
Wasting no time, Rocky and his friends had made their way to the General to persuade him into letting them go into space.
"You see General, we think Pottsylvania owning the moon is a scam and we want to go to the moon and prove it!" Rocky explained.
"It would also have my reputation as the greatest being in existence rise." Mr. Peabody added "The First Dog in Space. Now that is something to amaze you humans."
"Very well then, I've had my suspicions on this as well." The General said "You four must prove that Pottsylvania's ownership of the moon is false."
"Hokey smoke!" Rocky exclaimed "It's been awhile since Bullwinkle and I have gone into space."
"Yeah!" Bullwinkle said "One time, me and Rocky were making a fudge cake, when the oven rocketed us up into space. But that's another story, let's go into orbit!"
In just an hour, our heroes had gotten prepared to go into orbit.
"Golly Mr. Peabody, I can't believe we're going to the moon." Said Sherman.
"Indeed Sherman, it sure beats trips in the WABAC." Peabody said.
"Well then, let's get into the rocket and get the move on!" Rocky zoomed into the rocket and buckled up his seatbelt.
The plucky squirrel was soon followed by Bullwinkle, Sherman, and Mr. Peabody into the rocket. They buckled up as well. And the countdown finally began. In 3...2...1...BLAST OFF!
Our heroes were blasted off into space and out of the Earth's atmosphere.
"Hey check this out!" Bullwinkle took out some cake "Fudge cake, I brought it for the Moon Men."
Just then, the cake broke into slices and floated all around.
"THE CAKE!" Bullwinkle shouted.
"Bullwinkle, you can't bring real food into space!" Rocky said to the moose.
"We might as well eat what's floating." Bullwinkle started to eat some floating slices.
Sherman started to eat some slices too "Boy this is the best fudge cake I've ever tasted. It's pretty fantastic."
"Sherman! Get down!" Peabody pulled Sherman down back to his seat.
"Alright you'd better buckle up buddy." Peabody said "Booster rockets GO!"
The rocket started to zoom towards the moon at hyper speed.
Rocky hit the brakes "Approaching to moon commencing in T minus 3...2...1!"
The rocket crash landed right on the moon and Bullwinkle flew right out of the rocket. Safe and unharmed.
"I can't believe it." Sherman walked out of the (now destryoed) ship "We're actually on the moon."
"This is one step for dog, one giant leap for Peabody." Peabody leaped on the moon.
"Now, we've gotta stop Boris and Natasha from stealing the moon." Sherman pointed out.
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOON...
Those evil spies, Boris and Natasha had arrived on the moon and noticed something, and take a wild guess what they noticed?
"Boris!" Natasha looked into a pair of high-tech binoculars "Look! It is moose, squirrel, dog, and boy!"
"Oh boy." Boris rolled his eyes "Why am I not surprised?"
"They must be here to stop us from claiming Pottsylvania's ownership of the moon!" Natasha said "We must stop them at once!"
"But how do we do that Natasha?" Boris asked.
"It is quite simple dollink." Natasha showed Boris to the rocket's secret compartment "These lasers are for in case aliens blast us. But, moose, squirrel, dog, and boy are here and now is our chance to keel them."
"Natasha, I like the way you think honey bun." Boris cackled.
BACK WITH OUR HEROES...
"Now let's see where Boris and Natasha could be." Rocky said to his friends.
"But don't you want to see the welcoming comittee?" A strange voice asked.
"W-who said that?" Bullwinkle asked.
Just then, a mouth and a pair of eyes appeared "If you think it's Crusadeur Rabbit and Rags the Tiger, think again."
The two people made themselves visible. It was Gidney and Cloyd.
"Gidney! Cloyd!" Rocky said "Great to see ya!"
"Nice to see you too Rocky and Bullwinkle." Said Gidney.
"And who are your other friends?" Asked Cloyd.
"Well, Cloyd I am Peabody." Peabody introduced himself "And this is my boy, Sherman."
"Howdy." Sherman waved his hand.
"Nice to meet you Peabody and Sherman." The Moon Men shook their hands.
"So what brings you guys here?" Asked Gidney.
"We are here to investigate Pottsylvania's claim that they own the moon." Rocky explained.
"They've claimed that they landed on the moon and it belongs to them." Peabody continued.
"And now they're charging people money just for everything moon-related." Sherman continued "Even mentioning it."
"That is preposterous!" Gidney said "There's no record of Pottsylvania on the moon!"
"I knew it!" Bullwinkle said "The moon isn't made of green cheese!"
"No Bullwinkle, that means Pottsylvania doesn't own the moon!" Rocky corrected him.
Just then, something was shoot at them! It was a laser beam!
"Hokey smoke!" Rocky shouted "What just happened?"
"I believe you might find out squirrel!" Someone came up to our heroes.
Yes, it was none other than those two spies, Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale, with the laser guns that they got out of their rocket ship. They had heard Rocky and his friends' little conversation. Before you knew it, they were shooting laser beams at Rocky, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody, and Sherman. Could they get away and stop Pottsylvania's evil plot?
AND NOW HERE'S SOMETHING WE HOPE YOU'LL REALLY LIKE...
Rocky and Bullwinkle Fan Club!
Rocky: Hello everyone! Welcome to the Rocky and Bullwinkle Fan Club!
Bullwinkle: Today we are going to the annual Rocky and Bullwinkle Fan Club Picnic in Frostbite Falls Park!
Peabody: Yes plus, it's a great way for Sherman to get some exercise. Boys need their running room.
Sherman: Golly Mr. Peabody! This is gonna be fun isn't it?
Peabody: Indeed it is Sherman.
Rocky: Now that we're all here, time for the Rocky and Bullwinkle Fan Club Sack Race! Ready, set, GO!
Bullwinkle jumps in one big leap to the finish line and back.
Bullwinkle: Ta-da!
Rocky: Hokey smoke Bullwinkle! You are a natural at this!
Bullwinkle: It's nothing! I spend a lot of my spare time in a sack.
Rocky: Now time for the Ms. Rocky and Bullwinkle Fan Club beauty pagent.
Jessica: All set Rocky!
Jessica shows up dressed in a red two piece bikini, which causes the guys' jaws to drop.
Sherman: I think I hit puberty.
Bullwinkle: Where are the other girls?
Rocky: Jessie is the only girl in the club. So, she wins by default.
Bullwinkle: Not much of a contest if you ask me.
Peabody: As the official judge Jessica, I present you with this trophy.
Jessica: Thanks Mr. Peabody.
Peabody: If we had more girls, I'd still choose you as the winner is because I...I love you.
Jessica: Huh?
Peabody: I mean ABOVE you! Yes, the sun shines above you!
Jessica: Thanks anyways.
Jessica kisses Mr. Peabody on the cheek, which causes Peabody to smile widely and his ears and tail to stick up and faint.
Rocky: Now that that's overwith, it's time to eat! Everyone bring their favorite dish?
Everyone Else: Sure did Rocky!
Rocky: Bullwinkle, your plate is empty!
Bullwinkle: This is my favorite dish, you didn't say anything about food.
Rocky: See you next time for the Rocky and Bullwinkle Fan Club!
Author's Note:
Well, Boris and Natasha are gonna blast our heroes? Will they get Rocky and his friends after 50 years? Will Pottsylvania own the moon?
Boris: Will I ever go to normal toilet again?
Find out next time in "One Small Step for Moose Kind" or "Scrooch Wars"!