o hai rose said jake i now u r roxys mother/daughter so tell me were she is cuz i think she has my dik i want him back hes mine okay
o greetings jake rose said because she was a really good syntaxer i dont now but ur bf is hawt isnt he
o no did u steel my bf if u did ill use my magical moon powers and stofp u cuz ur evil die bith
no jake dont swear i dont love him cuz he wers kamina glasses and yokos hawter im team yoko lulz
o ok see u later if u see roxy tell her ill kill her becuase dirk is min
ok will do sayaoinara
ok sayaoinara (this meens bai in homestuck yaoi world)
so jake skipped throw the magical rose garden were rose lived becuase he thot that roxy bitch might be there but she want so he went to bass land and jane was there fishing
hi jane ur finshing i like fish yumyum can i eat some
yes of course u can jakey luv she replied carpricosly
oh no dont call me luv only drik calls me luv hes my one luv he siad dreakkly but sadly so i lost my bf i need to find him do u now were he is did u steel him
no i luv rose
o ok thanks for the fish bai ni
so then he was sad he cryed out purest teers of luv and affetion and he was so attracted to dirk but he needed to kill roxy
to be continued...
so i hope u liked my next sory it was realy fun to riht and i realy hope dirk and jaek gte bak together again lulz so ya i realy think u shoud stay in tun for the next story of dik r and jakes festring love bai ni
alas thanks to my mumsy luv who helped me spell the word daughter she helps me a lot cuz i dont like to use spellchek cuz to many typoes i realy luv mumsy thanks k bai alway love lovey boys love sweety