Sakura was shocked. "But I am to marry Aku..." she started. Then she grew haughty. "And anyway, I do not wish to be married. I am no housewife! I am a liberated girl!" To prove her point, she ripped her clothes off till she was wearing nothing but a skimpy bikini.
The samurai smiled. "You are not yet ready to be a samurai. You still have reservations; you still act like a woman instead of an angry gay man, which is key to Girl Power. Come, and I will teach you The Way."
Sakura suddenly felt reserved, but she suddened toward him suddenly, so suddenly that the samurai a-suddened backward, sidden by her beauty. This was going to be an adventure.