Chapter 2
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It was a dark night, (Hermione: But it was really morning) and the evil Harry Lord (Hermione: He wasn't that evil as he tried to be though) was creepily (Hermione: It wasn't that creepy) creeping to the creepy cupcakes (Hermione: Seriously, how can cupcakes be creepy?). (Harry: Hermione, get out of my chapter, until the bottom!) (Hermione: Fine! *Goes*) (Harry: Ah, now we can continue.) And just as he reached for his favorite pink one, with rainbow sprinkles, and chocolate frosting, a loud sound made him take out his wand.
"MY LORD, MY LORD!" Screamed the raspy voice of his servant, Aragon.
The dark lord frowned, put his precious cupcake down, and yelled back, "WHAT?!"
"The Superdark Leader wishes to speak with you!"
Harry frowned deeper, if that was possible. What could the Emperor Gollum, possibly want with him?
I was just about to eat his cupcake for breakfast, I mean dinner. It was a dark night, remember? He WOULD have vanquished him as well, if the Emperor hadn't promised him the finest cupcakes in all of Middle Earth. I shall go see what he want and then come back for my precious cupcakes. He thought. And with that, Harry Potter set out for a long journey across the room, to find out the answer to mysterious question that he had been dying to know for ages, though it was really seconds.
Hermione: Harry, you made way too many mistakes in your writing.
Harry: That is LORD HARRY to you!
Ron: Give it a rest mate, you will never be a dark lord.
Harry: WHY YO-
Hermione: Not only that, but it is a bright morning, not dark night!
Harry: But I joined the dark side!
Hermione: Wh-
Harry: Oh, never mind!
Hermione & Ron: 0_0 Right...