Hey, whats up? Sorry I haven't updated in awhile but here is chapter 2. Reviews and constructive critisism are welcome.
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, if you do think I own Teen Titans, even though I should, I would seek professional help.
"Friend Robin, you are okay?" Starfire asked as Robin walked back into the tower.
"Not really Star. I tried to talk to Raven about the ball but she practically exploded." He sighed.
"Fear not Robin, she will, as you say, come around." Starfire smiled.
"Yeah she will." Robin smiled as he gave her a small peck of the check. "I'm going to see if Beast Boy will try and change Raven's mind."
"Yuck" Bat Mite spat as he watched the two from outside of the tower with binoculars.
"Give me those." Mr. Mxyzptlk said swiping the binoculars from Bat Mite's hand. "Oh yeah, that is gross."
"There not even making out anymore." Bat Mite said.
"Maybe not but I still see blue gunk oozing from the fridge." Mr. Mxyzptlk said.
"Okay so here's the plan!" Cyborg said evilly as he held up a map of the Titans Tower.
"Dude, don't you think we could have met in a place a little less crowded than the broom closet!?" Beast Boy asked his face mashed up against the wall.
"Sorry BB, this mission requires the highest level of secrecy. Now the ball is in two weeks so all we have to do in that time is get Robin and Starfire to break up." He smiled
"Don't you think that's a bit harsh?" Beast Boy asked.
"And you've got a better idea?" Cyborg asked.
"We could uh, put them in a bunch of embarrassing situations then they can slowly fall in love."
"Man, that could take years! We've got two weeks or Robin's probably going to force you to go with Raven!"
"Could we get them to go on a blind date?" Beast Boy asked hopefully.
"Robin's already got a girlfriend." Cyborg said. "Lets face it we need some tips from the professionals!"
"Dude, somebody's coming!" Beast Boy whispered. "Move over, my foots going to hit that bucket!"
"We have to keep quiet!"
"I'm trying but if you don't move!"
"You have to shut up B."
"I would if you'd just move!"
"Um guys?" Robin asked opening the door. "What are you doing?"
"Oh you know, just checking the cleaning supplies to make sure they're doin okay." Beast Boy grinned.
"You visit the cleaning supplies?" Robin asked raising an eyebrow.
"Uh yeah, every Tuesday and Friday." Cyborg finished.
"But it's Wednesday." Robin said.
"Yeah but we just got a new bottle of fabric softener and…"
"Never mind," Robin said quickly holding up his hands. "I actually have a favor to ask Beast Boy, would you mind talking to Raven and…" Before he could finish there was large explosion outside the tower, the alarm went off and the three quickly rushed to the living room to survey the damage.
"Not very subtle are you?" Mr. Mxyzptlk asked glaring at Larry.
"Hey, what did you want me to do? He was about to ask Beast Boy to take Raven to the dance." Larry said.
"Let's just focus on the plan." Bat Mite said quickly stepping in between the two "We'll bring Magneto into the city and have him cause major property damage then…"
"Um I hate to interrupt." Larry began "But Magneto is a Marvel comics character, according to law we cannot legally bring in a character from there universe without getting sued."
"What?" Bat Mite asked in disbelief.
"He's right," Mr. Mxyzptlk continued "It's a copyright law written into the American constitution, it'd take use years to change it."
"We'll that's another scrapped plan." Bat Mite said crumpling up his plan and throwing it into the bay.
"So what caused the explosion?" Robin asked scratching his head.
"I don't know." Cyborg answered. "There were no aircraft in the area, no people, nothing that could have caused an explosion."
"Raven?" Robin said looking over at her hopefully.
"I didn't sense anything in the area before or after the bomb went off." She said in her gothic monotone.
"Well I'm sure you guys will be able to figure it out on your own!" Cyborg said with a fake grin on his face as he and Beast Boy walked slowly towards the door.
"Friends, where are you going?" Starfire asked.
"Oh, you know just to pick up some stuff from that one guy at that one place." Beast Boy, who also had a large fake grin, said.
"Please, where is this one place, and who is this one guy?" Starfire asked innocently.
"Um, it's a surprise!" Beast Boy said.
"Oh wonderful, then I shall she you when you return!" Starfire said smiling as they left.
"To the T-Ship!" Cyborg said immediately after the two walked out of the door. "First stop, Gotham City!"
A few hours later, deep inside Arkham Asylum a guard walked into the waiting room. "She's ready for the interview Dr…Cassidy." The guard said looking at his paper then at the green short looking person in the doctor's suit.
"Thank you." The doctor said in an official voice.
"You okay doc?" the guard asked. "You're looking a little green."
"No, I'm fine." He said quickly then looking at his papers he went into the room. "You can leave us guards." The doctor said quickly.
"Are you sure sir?" One guard asked.
"I'm sure we'll be fine."
"Okay, but we'll be right outside if you need us." The guards said as they walked out.
"Now Misses…Quinzel, I hear you used to be Joker's physiatrist here at Arkham." The doctor said.
"Oh no! Not one of you're type again and speaking of type, you're the weirdest looking doctor I've ever seen." She groaned.
"Um… I used to work at a fast food chain?" the doctor suggested.
"Oh, that makes sense; well anyway, I'm sick of all you doctors telling me it's stupid to fall in love with a psychotic clown but I think it's sweet." She said sticking her nose in the air and turning with her back towards the doctor.
"Yes, yes, falling in love" the doctor said quickly. "How do you get someone to fall in love with you?" At these words Harley Quinn quickly turned around.
"That's easy; I've found out that the only way to attract older men is to flatter them! Are you in love with someone or is it a friend?" she asked.
"Someone else." The doctor (who if you have not guessed yet was really Beast Boy in disguise) said.
"Well then your friends gotta romance him or her, flowers and candy and stuff."
"Flowers and candy and stuff." Beast Boy muttered writing it down on his note pad.
In another end of Arkham Asylum Dr. Stone (Cyborg) was lying on a coach while Professor Jonathan Crane AKA the Scarecrow asked him another question.
"So you fear that these two people will never be able to love each other?"
"Yeah, I mean they're so much alike and they deserve to be with each other."
"I see, and since this friend of yours already has a girlfriend you fear that trying to bring the two together will upset someone and whatever happens someone will get angry."
"Exactly man, that's exactly my problem."
A few hours later.
"Okay so what have you got?" Cyborg asked Beast Boy as the two exited Arkham Asylum.
"Well here's my list.
A. Expose a hidden crush that one has on the other, from Harley Quinn.
B. Turn your life into a soap opera, from Mr. Zsasz.
C. If she truly loves the guy have her kidnap him, from the Mad Hatter
And the last guy just wanted to eat me." Beast boy said shuddering. "What about you?"
"Well in addition to having a nice little chat session with Dr. Crane I got
A. Scar there faces and then the only people that they'll fall in love with is each other, from Black Mask
B. Give them a love inducing drug, from Hugo Strange.
C. Kill them both, from the Joker."
"Hmmm, I particularly like that second one." Beast Boy said.
"Now BB, you're not suggesting that the only way to get them together would be to use some sort of love potion?"
"No, but it'd be a lot faster." Beast Boy said.
"You're right." Cyborg said scratching his chin "Lets get some more ideas first." He exclaimed as the two raced for the T-Ship.
"Hey Raven?" Robin asked as he caught up with her in the hallway. Raven stopped and waited for him to catch up.
"Yes?" she asked.
"Um, listen about earlier, I'm sorry, I just really need this ball to go off without a hitch and I probably got a little intrusive. If you want to stay home that's fine with me." He said.
"Thanks, I just don't know who I'd go with." Raven said giving a rare, small smile.
"A lot of guys would jump at the chance, I'm sure you'll find someone." Robin said smiling back when suddenly an earth quake rocked the tower and Raven fell into Robin. As quickly as it had begun it stopped and Raven blushed madly as she felt herself in the Boy Wonders arms. Surprised by the sudden warmth she quickly pried herself away reminding herself that Robin already had a girlfriend.
Back outside Larry glared at Mr. Mxyzptlk. "Not very subtle are you?" he asked. Mr. Mxyzptlk just shrugged and continued to file his nails.
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