"I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" Kou runs down the halls of Ouran, barreling past poor unsuspecting students.
S topping to lean against the wall to catch her breath, Kou looks up at the sound of a voice.
"Um...Hello! My name is Fuku Kobashi, third year, class B!"
Kou looked up at the small girl and found she was only two inches or so taller than Honey senpai.
"I, um...I am here on behalf of the choir club...and I...and I would like to know if you would consider joining us!" The small girl shook nervously, trying to hide behind her short dark hair.
"That's...very...nice of you... too offer..." Kou squeezed out between breaths. "But I'm not...interested."
"Oh! Um..." Fuku stuttered worriedly. "But-"
"See ya, senpai!" Kou threw the girl a wonky salute and took off back down the hall once more.
Once she reached the doors of music three she threw open the doors and all but fell threw the door way.
"I'm..." She gasped for breath. ",here..."
"Your late." The twins stated plainly.
Kou looked around at the tropical decor.
"The fuck happened in here?" Kou arched a bow.
"Language." Kyoya scolded.
"Uh huh." Kou rolled her eyes then stopped when she saw what he was wearing. "What the hell are you wearing? HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, OH, MY, GOD! THIS FUCKING PLACE, I SWEAR!"
"Language." Kyoya said again.
"Kyoya!" Tamaki came jumping out of nowhere. "HARUHI SAID SHE WOULDN'T WEAR THE OUTFIT!"
"What do you expect me to do about it?" Kyoya mumbled, not bothering to look over at his weeping friend.
"Awe! Poor Tamaki!" Kou laughed.
"Kou-Chan your finally here! Usa-Chan missed you!" Honey ran up to her, Mori several feet behind him. Both of clad in there own cosplays.
"Oh, well I'm here now!"
"Why where you late anyway, Kou-Chan?"
"It was a great battle, a brim with gallantry and death, but I made it!" Kou fist bumped the air, her face hard a serious.
"If by great battle you mean you were given detention because you were caught sleeping in class." Kyoya added nonchalantly.
"ARG! What am I supposed to do? Math is so boring! How can I be expected to stay awake though such crap!" Kou exclaimed.
"Language. If you keep going like that you can sit outside." Kyoya said smugly.
"I'm not a kid four eyes!"
"Could of fooled me."
"Your so annoying!"
"Kou-Chan!"
"Huh?" Kou looked down at Honey Senpai.
"Usa-Chan wanted to know if you would come and eat cake with us!" Honey giggle adorably and Kous heart turned to mush.
"Awe! Of course you little angle!" Kou stuck out her tongue at Kyoya as she skipped off with Honey and Mori senpai.
"Ta da!" Honey jumped up in front of two girls with a big smile on his face.
"Oh, your so cute honey!" They crooned
"Hi, ladies! I live these Balinese flowers! We had them flown in!" Honey held up the flower wreath around his neck. "Kou-Chan, come here!"
Kou lent down closer to the third year who though a wreath around her neck and hugged her tightly.
"Look! Now we match!"
Kou blushed brightly, giggling happily. The guest sighed dreamily at the display before them, one girl fainting and being held by the other.
Not one person noticing Kyoya lurking not to far away, a plan forming inside his mind.
Later that afternoon Kou stood with the hosts, having gotten used to hanging about them over the last week. And while the others planned the host clubs up an coming party, Tamaki South sat in the corner slurping ramen.
"Hey, boss!" One of the twins called out. "Why don't you stop eatting that commoners ramen and come over here to help us with the party planning?"
"Does it really bother you that princess Kasuga has taken a liking to Haruhi?" Asks the other twin.
"You mean that girl that requested Haruhi out of the blue?" Kou asked.
"He shouldn't be surprised. She's had the illness for a while now hasn't she?" Kyoya said, not looking up from his laptop screen.
"What illness?" Haruhi said.
"She's got the host hopping disease." One of the twins slid over behind Kyoya.
"A.K.A the never the same boy twice disease." The other twin followed his brother in suit.
"Usually our guest choose a favorite host and see them regularly, however princess Kanako tends to change her favorites, on a regular basis." Kyoya explained.
"That's right, because before she choose you, she was with Tama-Chan." Honey Senpai added.
""HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HES SOOOOOOOO PATHETIC!" Kou laughed cruelly.
"Oh...so, hes upset because I took her from him?" Haruhi mumbled.
"HA, HA, HA, OH, MY, GOD!"
"Shut up! I couldn't care less! And YOU, STOP LAUGHING!" Tamaki screamed in frustration. "I'm running out of patience! Haruhi, its time you started dressing like a girl! I don't understand how you can be so popular with the ladies when you yourself are a lady! No one in the entire school knows the truth except those of us here!"
"Yeah, she opted out of taking gym classes!"
"And the attendance numbers are all mixed in together so no one can tell!" The twins added.
Tamaki zipped across the room and back, throwing open a chest and pulling out a large frame, in it a picture of Haruhi during her middle school years.
"That's enough Haruhi. Now, you listen to daddy. Daddy wants to go back to the way you used to be!"
"DON'T GO BLOWING UP MY PHOTOS WITH OUT ASKING ME FIRST!"
Kou gathered around the picture, now mounted on the wall, with the other hosts.
"The more I look at this picture the more amazed I am."
"How could this possible become that?" The twins turned to look at her.
"The day before school started, one of the kids in my neighborhood got some gun stuck in my hair." Haruhi explained. "Its a real pain to get gum out of long hair, so I decided to cut it all off. I didn't care if look like a dude, you know?"
"HA, HA! That's my Haruhi! Telling society to go screw itself!" Kou laughed slinging her arm around Haruhi.
"A GIRL SHOULD NEVER REFER TO HERSELF AS A DUDE!" Tamaki exclaimed wildly. "MAMA! Haruhi and Kou are using those dirty boy words again."
Tamaki fell to the floor in a fit of sobs.
"I'm sorry, but who is 'mama'?" One of twins asked.
"Based on club position I assume it's me." Kyoya sighed.
"More like, based on personality." Kou scoffed, earning a scathing glare from the shadow king.
"Look, I don't see what your crying about. If I work as a host I'll can pay back more of my debt. It will never happen if I'm just a errand boy." Haruhi explained to the sniffling mess that was Tamaki.
"I hate to change the subject, but do you have formal dancing experience. You'll need it at the party." One of the twins added.
Haruhi suddenly had grief stricken look come over her.
"No...but the party doesn't have anything to do with my quota right? I'm not interested in going to events, so if I could be excused...?" Haruhi said fearfully.
"Definitely not." Tamaki stood up, back to his original splendor. "A refined gentleman must now how to dance. If you want to live the life of a host that badly, you'll have to show us how far your willing to go Haruhi. I order you to master dancing the waltz in one week and you will demonstrate it for us at the party...OR I'll tell the entire school that your a girl! And knock you back down to errand boy!"
"Fear not Haruhi!" Kou jumps forward valiantly, hands on her hips. "I'll teach you!"
"Hope your not under the impression that you'll be attending." Kyoya spoke suddenly.
"WHAT?"
"The party is for the guests and only members of the host club and said guests are allowed to attend. You being neither, are unable to go. I'm so sorry. "
"Ha! You really think you can stop me four eyes? You gotta another thing coming!" Kou pointed a finger at him threateningly
"Whatever you say."
-Unexpected-
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know...
Kou kicked her legs back and forth, letting music fill her head as she texted her sisters. The depressed Tamaki mopping beside her, as princess Kanako lead Haruhi through the steps of the waltz.
One text from Yumi-
3:47pm:
ha ha :) that club of urs sounds so funi
One text from Mitsuki-
3:48pm: A little birdie told me someones already had detention. Twice.
Kou groaned as she read her eldest sisters Mitsukis messages . She had no doubt that it had been either her families butler, Mr Yamaguchi or there house keeper Kimiko.
An opening door caught Kous attention and she turned down the volume of her music as a boy she'd never seen before entered the room.
"Hello? I'm here with the new tea cups you ordered." The boy walked holding a box in his arms.
Kou glanced over at Tamaki beside her who was now looking between princess Kanako and the new arrival. Kou plucked out her ear phones with a questioning look.
"What's up, Tamaki?" She asked, but he didn't seem to hear her and simply looked ahead at as Kyoya and Haruhi spoke with the boy.
"So, do you sell tea sets?" Haruhi asked.
"No, I'm just a regular student." He answered. "Can't you tell by the uniform?"
Suddenly the laughter of princess Kanako caught everyones attention.
Kou watched with the same interest as Tamaki as the boy looked up at the voice.
"Oh, Haruhi. Your so funny." She laughed again. "I can't blame you for not knowing, after all he doesn't really look like an heir to a first class company."
"First class company?"
"His families business, the Suzushima Trading Company deals primarily in the importing of tableware. They currently have the top market share in the country." Kyoya explained.
"Wow..." Haruhi said, obliviously impressed.
"So, whenever something exceptional comes in we've asked him to send it our way. He has a great eye for fine China. Don't you Suzushima?" Kyoya continued.
Kou watched princess Kanako looked away from Suzuahima without another world.
"You think? I've still got a lot to learn, but thank you." Suzushima thanked him humbly.
"Aren't you leaving next month to study aboard in England?"
"Yes, I am. Well, I better go now." Suzushima bid his good byes and left the room.
"They obliviously know each other." Kou mumbled to Tamaki, as he stood up. "Tamaki?"
She watched him go over to princess Kanako, he lent down on the table.
"So, are you enjoying the host club?" He asked softly.
"I get the feeling you and that guy are kinda close." Haruhi said.
Princess Kanko gave shocked gasp and quickly turned around to Haruhi.
"Don't be ridiculous! We hardly know each other. What makes you say that Haruhi?" She shrieked squeamishly. "Now, if you'll please excuse me, take care!"
The flustered girl bolted from the around as if the devil was on her tail.
"Well, that didn't seem suspicious at all." Kou mumbled, standing beside Haruhi.
"Yeah..." Haruhi agreed.
"Haru-Chan!" Honey Senpai cried as he grabbed hold of Haruhi. "Guess what, they do know each other! Suzushima is Kasuga-Chans fiance."
"Kyoya," Tamaki crossed his arms. "How long have you known about this?"
"About the two of them being engaged?" Kyoya reached for the book folded under his arm. "Well, as you know I conduct general searches on all of our customers. The two of them were childhood friends. It seems that there engagement was arranged by there parents. I didn't think the information benefited us so I disregarded it."
"The stalker strikes again." Kou gave Kyoya a look of distaste.
"I see." Tamaki said.
"Tohru Suzushima; Out standing grades, fair social status. He's ordinary looking, but he's reliable. If I had to fault him for anything-"
"He does have much presence-"
"And he's faint hearted-" The twins chimed in.
"So, in other words he's boring." Kyoya snapped his book shut.
"Heh. And people say I'm rude." Kou chuckled to herself.
"Suzushimas a good boy, right?" Honey wondered.
"Yeah." Mori answered monotonously.
"All right everyone, we'll have to work on our strategy." Tamaki said.
"Which one?" The voices of the club asked together.
"Men, it us our responsibility, as members the elite Ouran host club to make every girl happy!"
-Unexpected-
Kou prances about her room, music up as loud as possible. Dancing around and singing loudly as she prepared for her plan.
"He he. Kyoya thinks he can stop me from going...Well, we will see about that! Won't we?" Kou gave her siamese cat, Nine, an affection scratch as she passed him on her way to her large walk in wardrobe.
She pulled out a simple lacy black dress; perfect for fadeding in too the rest of the orchestra. She pulled her Nightmare Before Christmas bag out from under her cat and stuffed plain black heels inside. She then dug though what make up and jewelry she owned and put it all inside her back pack.
"See you later, Nine!" Kou waved goodbye to the napping cat as she turned off her stereo.
She grabbed her leather jacket and riding gloves off her bed and shoved her feet into boots.
Just as Kou took one step out of her bedroom she paused and frowned at her hair, that had been tyed into a messy bun. Blue hair was a little bit obvious seeing as she was the only blue haired girl at Ouran.
"Crap." Kou marched back inside her room and over to her wardrobe. "Its in here somewhere!"
After several minutes of searching, Kou pulled out a plastic bag.
"Prefect." Kou gave Nine one last pat and this time left without being hindered.
It was late in the afternoon and all the house staff were busy with dinner preparations and things of the like.
"I should probably leave a note..." Kou mumbled as she opened her families music room.
She open the door to the familiar space, a space where she'd spent many days with her siblings and many alone. Moving over to a shelf, not bothering to switch on the lights, she pulled down a small black case and opened it to reveal a perfectly polished violin.
"I suspect you wont be needing dinner to night, ma'am?"
Kou jumped slightly at the sudden voice and turned to face her families elderly butler, Mr. Yamaguchi. He stood in the doorway, a knowing look in his eyes.
"Nope." She smirked.
"Maybe I ask were you are bound for this evening?"
"I'm going to break into a high security education establishment and impersonate a member of the orchestra."
"Then shall I bring the car around?"
"No, thanks. I was thinking of another mode of transportation."
"Of course, ma'am." The butler bowed slightly. "I'll have your bike ready in five minutes."
"Thanks, Seiji!" Kou beamed happily and closed the violin case.
-Unexpected-
Kou moved quickly on her sleek black motor bike, grinning from ear to ear under her helmet. She loved her bike, she'd ride it to school every day if she was allowed.
After not too long she pulled up along the fences of Ouran beside the middle school section. She pulled off her helmet, and dismounted.
"Now for the fun part." She giggled.
She glanced around her, watching for gaurds. Then she looked up at the camera mounted on the nearest building. Kou quickly scaled the wall and dropped into the bushes below it.
"Ow...fuck." She hissed. "Probably should of thought that though a bit more."
Though the branches of the bush she saw the camera move over to her.
"Crap." She whispered . "Fucking motion sensitive cameras. If they have heat signatures I am sooooooo dead."
She picked up a small rock and hauled it in the oppsite direction. She watched the camera pan over toward the movement and then bolted, keeping her head low.
Moving quietly, she continued to evade cameras until she reached the high school area. Then she made a bee line for music room three, humming the mission impossible theme as she went.
Once she stepped inside the empty room she shed her riding gear and pulling out the plastic bag, the heels and the make up.
First she opened the plastic bag, out of which she pulled a wavy black wig with a straight fringe. She shoved the wig over her pulled back hair, tucking and blue strands in and pinning it down.
Then kicked off her boots and socks and slipped her feet into the black heels.
"Arg. This is gonna be harder then breaking in."
Kou frowned into her small pocket mirror and at the make up in her hand. Been used to having make up done by people who did it for a living really dulled ones skills. But nevertheless she slapped on what she could, ignoring her uneven eyeliner.
Violin in hand Kou ran off to the ballroom where the party was being held. Kou entered though the caterers entrance, making out that she was just rushing though though the kitchen. Slightly paranoided that she was going to busted at every turn.
Going in to the next room she was hit with a wave of people moving about, tuning there instruments, talking nervously.
"Violins come with me!" Kou heard voice full of authority call out.
"Hey! Exciting isn't it?" A girl with a violin and a big smile came up to her.
"Yeah, I'm a little nervous thought." Kou pouted, covering up her worry about being caught.
"Awe. Don't worry you'll do great." She smiled. "Sorry, but what's your name again? Your new right?"
"Um...yeah. My names Yumi." Kou thought quickly, borrowing her sisters name.
"Oh, its our turn! Come on!" The nameless girl lead Kou though another door and into a dark room filled with anxious chatter and girlish giggling.
Sitting down next to the girl she looked up at the sheet music in front of her and curse the fact that she hadn't play the violin in over a year.
"The Waltz with Adonis. Not that hard...even if I've never played in an orchestra before." Kou took a breath. "Okay, time to do the Kimuras proud."
With one glance up at the conductor Kou readied her bow, mentally thanking Mr. Yamaguchis for hinting that she she should tune the violin before she left home. She watched the conductors baton raise and as if on instinct her hands moved. She pulled the bow along the strings, one eye on her sheet music, the other on the conductor. Kou found herself sending out another mental thank you, but this time to the fact that one could hear her two small slip ups admist the other players.
Well, that's what I get for not practing more often, she thought to herself.
Once the piece was finished Kou rolled her stiffening shoulders and sighed. Then the sight of a girl standing off to side of the orchestra, her hands were clamped tightly around her violin, her face was a picture of confusion and anger.
Kou swallowed nervously and stood up.
"Where are you going?" The kind girl beside her asked softly.
Kou simply smirked and quickly made her way threw the rows of the orchestra. She gave the enraged girl a nervous strained smile and bolted for the door she'd come though before. Behind her the conductor was scolding the other girl, demanding to know what was going on.
"Can't win them all." Kou laughed, jogging back though the caterers area, ignoring the several people that told her the orchestra was the other way. "Can't believe everythings gone this smoothly."
Kou rushed back to music room threw, loudly and crudely cursing the long staircases that were set between her and her destination. Not to mention her heels. Inside the club room Kou put away her violin, still panting. She pull a black jeweled necklace from her bag and fastened it around her neck. Now, deciding she looked the part of a guest she trudged back down the never ending stair way, back to the ballroom.
With all the sudden dashing about Kou suddenly remember why she rarely did action films.
Entering the ballroom she was hit with a wave of chatter and music. She looked around the room, noticing the hosts, who were occupied by the girls in there arms. Then Kous blue eyes met with those hidden behind glasses, and despite that she watched them widened slightly. A smug smirk touched her lips.
I win. she thought to herself.
"Crap." She mumbled as Kyoya excused himself from the lady he had been dancing with march straight over to her.
"Good evening Kyoya." She hums triumphantly, before Kyoya grabs her wrist roughly and briskly pulls her back though the door she'd come through and into to the first classroom.
"What are you doing here?" Kyoya growled, closing the door and then turning on her. "I told you only host club members and guest would be permitted."
"Ha, ha, ha, HA, HA, ha, ha..."
Kou could help but laugh as she gripped the side of the wig and pulled it off her head, revealing the brightly coloured locks beneath. She shook her hair free, blue tresses falling over her shoulders.
"I did tell you. There was nothing you could do to keep me away."
"Do I even want to know how you got in? Ouran is one of the most secure facilities in the country." Kyoya looked down at her suspiciously, trying to ignore how her chest looked in the fitted v-neck lace.
"You learn more from acting then one would expect four eyes."
"That is not my name." Kyoya hissed. "Just stay low and try not to draw attention to yourself."
"Oh, honey." Kou crooned. "You shouldn't glare like that you'll give your pretty face wrinkles."
"Stop being a child. Your as bad as Tamaki."
"You wound me, sir!" Kou laughed, throwing her wig at Kyoya.
Kou turned to leave the room when she felt Kyoyas hand tighten around her wrist again.
"I am serious." He glared at her, a look of warning in his eyes. "Behave."
"I'm not making any promises to your stupid face." Kou stuck out her tongue.
"Fine." Kyoya sighed. "Since you obviously need constant supervision, your coming with me."
"Wha-!" Kyoyas grip tightened on her wrist as he pulled her out of the classroom and further up the hall away from the ball room. "Hey! Kyoya! What the fuck are you doing! I wanna go dance and shit, not be carted around by your four eye'd self! Kyoya! Are you listening to me! I have fucking rights you know! Now I know how Tamaki feels!"
Kou yelled and whined all the way to music room three, Kyoya ignoring the profanities that flew from her lips. Once they reached there location, Kyoya all but threw she though the door way.
Inside the twins, stood by a curtain, both looking rather impatient.
"Were impressed, Kou senpai-"
"You made it in after all." The twins observed. "Well, done."
"Don't encourage her." Kyoya chastised.
"Yeah, and I'd be enjoying myself if Kyoya wasn't such a jerk!" Kou cried.
"You lucky we don't have you arrested for breaking and entering." Kyoya mumbled.
"And by the way Kou-"
"...that dress looks really great on." The twins leered.
"Thanks." Kou smiled. "Makes my boobs look great, huh?"
"No arguing there!" The twins shrugged in unison.
"You morons..." Kyoya sighed.
"Uh...Kyoya senpai-" The twins were suddenly cut off as Honey and Mori entered the room, Haruhi slung over Moris shoulder like a fresh kill.
"Hello Kou-Chan!~" Honey greeted.
"There she is." one of the twins said as Mori lowered her to the ground.
"You didn't have to be so forceful!" Haruhi snapped.
"Never mind that go get changed." The other twin shoved a white bag into her arms and Honey shoved her though the changing curtain.
"Hey Honey senpai!" Kou smiled. "Sup Mori Senpai!"
"A little accident towards the end of the night would be quite thrilling." Kyoya smirked.
"Accident? Thrilling? I'm on it!" Kou fist bumps the air and turns to run, but finds herself going nowhere.
"Not you." Kyoya sighs, one hand gripped on the back of her dress.
Suddenly Haruhi gives a annoyed groan.
"The wig keeps getting tangled..."
"You have experience with wigs Kou." Kyoya then shoved Kou behind the curtain.
"Stupid, fucking, four eyes, pretty boy..." Kou mumbles irritatingly under her breath, voice going silent when she was met with the slight of Haruhi in a pink A-Line dress. "Damn girl, you got game."
"And remember Haruhi, theres only twenty minutes until the party reaches its climax." Said Kyoya. "Suzushima is already waiting for you in classroom across the hall."
"You have to ask him how he feels OK?" Honey chimed in.
"I can't get the wig on with out getting it all tangled." Haruhi said, ignoring Kous comment.
"Let me do it." Kou took the wig in her hand, untangling the loose knots with her fingers.
"So, Kou...I though Kyoya senpai said you couldn't come." Haruhi said.
"He did. But I got in anyway in disguise!" Kou told Haruhi all about her valiant spy break in and her orchestra infiltration with all the flare of a drag queen dancing to Lady GaGa.
"Wait..." Haruhi said once Kou had properly placed her wig on her head and finished her dramatic recount. "If all you needed to do was walk in without anyone recognizing you then why did you bother infiltrating the orchestra...and why did you have to climb over the fence and avoid the cameras if you were just going to walk in?"
"...Well...um...I mean, thats how they did it in Five Second Count Down..." Kou deadpan.
"Isn't that a movie?"
"...No."
Throwing open the curtain Kou presented Haruhi.
"A total hottie isn't she?"
The twin whisked Haruhi into a chair immediately starting her make up.
"We know this is the bosses strategy, but its kind of unsettling." The twins mumbled.
Suddenly the door burst open revealing Tamaki.
"Gentlemen, here you all are! What are you doing? The guest are waiting for-!" Tamaki froze as he watch Haruhi stand up from the chair.
"Well, what do you think?" The twins prompted.
"Wow, you look so cute!" Honey giggled.
"Yep, the prefect virgin." Kou grinned.
"My face feels heavy and its hard to walk in these shoes." Haruhi grumbled as she started off down the hall.
"Good luck Haruhi!" The twins waved her off.
"I can't believe shes so pretty..." Tamaki blushed.
"Yeah, I'd totally bang her." Kou nodded.
"GAHHHH! STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER! SHE IS NOT YOURS TO DEFILE!" Tamaki bellowed. "Why are you here anyway?
"She broke in like a good for nothing criminal." Kyoya said, before could so much as open her mouth.
"Shut up, its my story to tell!"
"Wow." The twins said together. "You didn't even deny it."
"Of course not, life is to short not to be a rebel." Kou smirked happily.
"Well, I'm off! I must go find princess Kanko!" Tamaki hurried off down the hall.
"I'm with him!" Kou turns to follow him.
"Hikaru! Kaour!" Kyoya voice rang in her eyes and sudden two pairs of hands were stopping her from moving.
"Hey! LET ME FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!"
" I also have some business to attend to." Kyoya said. "Do NOT let her out of your sight."
"HEY! KYOYA! YOU ASS HAT, DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!"
"You look really cute tonight to, Kou-chan!" Honeys voice interrupted her screaming.
"AWE! Thank you, Honey senpai. You look rather handsome yourself." Kou cooed.
"Its ridiculous how much shes like the boss." One of the twins whispers to the other.
"Don't compare me to that idiot!"
"We still don't understand-"
"Why you broke in-"
"In the first place." The twins continued.
"Yeah, wouldn't it have been easier if you just became a client?"
"But i don't wanna be a client," Kou gave a honest and warm smile. "I wanna be your friend."
Honey, Mori and the twins stare shocked at Kou sudden words. Then there faces deadpanned as Kous ringtone obliterated the heart warming moment.
"Thats me." Kou proceeded to put her casually hand down her shirt and pull out her phone. "Sup Mitsuki. Yeah...yeah, I'm...what? Oh, yeah...No. No, that cleared up...HEY! ITS NOT REALLY SNEAKING OUT IF THEY KNEW I WAS DOING IT, sneaking in on the other hand...calm down, there all prefectly safe and normal...about 5% of the time."
"WHAT?" Kou eldest sisters voice broke out into the room.
"Night. Love you!" Kou then hangs up and stashes the phone back in her bosom. She turned back to the host who stood there staring. "So...that was Mitsuki."
"Its time." Kyoya reappeared.
Kyoya led them back though the ballroom and on to the balcony where Tamaki and Haruhi, back in her male attire stood.
"Whats with the bananas?" Kou asked the twins.
"Just wait and see." They gave Cheshire cat smirks.
Suddenly spotlights illuminated the people standing below in the courtyard, whom Kou quickly identified as Kanako and Suzushima.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for us to begin the last dance of this evenings festivities." Announced Tamaki. "The last waltz of the night has been chosen for this couple."
Suzushima extended his hand and bowed his hand and although Kanako hesitated she took his hand and they dance with a content smile.
"Ah!" Tamaki sighed happily. "May this awkward couple be forever blessed."
"And now we'll announce the queen of the ball!-"
"Congratulations, princess Kanako Kasugazaki!-"
"And now for her reward, a passionate kiss on the cheek from our king!-"
"Haruhi Fujioka will stand in for Tamaki!"
"HUH?" Both Tamaki and Haruhi shrieked.
"Now things are getting good!" Kou chuckled.
"Kyoya senpai did say a little accident towards the end of the night would make everything more thrilling for everyone." The twins shrugged innocently.
"There is no way I can kiss her." Haruhi mumbled.
"If you do it, well cut your debt by one third." Kyoya added.
"Well, it is just a kiss on the cheek." Haruhi started her way down the stairs.
"Wahooooo! Get it girl!" Kou cheered from the balcony.
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Tamaki screamed at Kou, trying to pull himself from the twins grip.
"Hey!" Honey senpai interrupted Tamakis squeals. "You don't think this is Haru-chans first kiss do you?"
Tamaki, with new found strength rips himself from the twins.
"Wait Haruhi!" Tamakis foot made contact with a mysteriously place banana peel and Tamakis hand connected with Haruhis back, the force moving her lips from Kankos cheek to her lips.
Kou instantly falls into a laughing fit.
"HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, OH, MY, GOD, OH, MY, GOD, OH, MY, GOD, HOLYSHIT!" Kou curled up on the ground, holding her sides, tears running down her cheeks. "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THAT WAS THE SINGLE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, Ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha..."
Kou grabbed hold of the banister, pulling herself with great effort to her feet. She look over at a smug Kyoya and wiped away her tears.
"You planned that didn't you?"
"I have no clue what you talking about." A answered, his glasses catching the light mischievously.
All song rights belong to- Carrie Underwood
Song title- Before He Cheats