Thanks a lot for the reviews, the story will be quite a few chapters and sometimes focus on other characters with Kurt and Rachel being the main ones. You might think this chapter is going in a bit of weird direction at first but trust me there is a point to it.

"WHAT!…..Rachel….what" He couldn't see the look on his face but he was pretty sure it was displaying exactly what he was feeling, which was shock . Pure shock. Rachel was quite religious and was one of the very few members of the school celibacy club. Why would she want to talk about such things, and why with him. Then it hit him. Is because I'm gay?, is she going to give me some type of speech?

"Wait let me explain, its about Finn."

"I'm gunna need more than that Rachel"

"Finn's losing interest in me and I think he's interested in Quinn again. There's only one way to get his attention back, sex" He could tell from they way she said it that she really didn't want to do this it but she clearly felt it was her only choice.

"don't you think you're over reacting a little bit. Unless….he's not tried to force you to have sex has he?"

"No, not anymore than any guy tries to convince his girlfriend to have sex anyway . But he must want sex or why would he have had meaningless sex with Santana. And I know if that's what it comes down to that cheap slut Quinn would be all to happy to give it to him"

"Ok firstly that cheap slut is head of the celibacy club and one of my close friends. More importantly I don't think that dropping your skirt is the answer."

"Then what is the answer. She's the gorgeous head cheerleader and I'm, well I'm just Rachel Berry." This comment really took Kurt aback. Ever since he'd known her she'd had confidence to the point of arrogance. Believing that she was the most talented member of glee club and that she always deserved the solos and the spotlight. So to hear that she had such a low opinion of herself was surprising, in fact he was even a little upset by this.

"Rachel you're one of the most beautiful girls in the school. When you wore that Britney Spears outfit every guy in school was drooling over you, hell even I thought you looked hot.

"really"

" yeah, trust me. It was hard for me to say that, you're the last person I thought I'd be giving an ego boost to."

A smile quickly appeared on Rachel's face but it was only there for a brief moment.

"Thank you Kurt. But even if that's true Quinn probably is thee hottest girl at school, I cant compete with her. that's why I need to do this."

"But Rachel what about your vow of celibacy and your religious views."

"Those things are very important to me but Finn is more important."

"ok I kind of get why you think you need to do this but what I don't get is why you need to talk to me about it."

"well the truth is I know really nothing about sex. As I always planned abstinence I never really learned all of the things people our age know about sex. I didn't want to know these things. You're a guy so I thought you would be able to help."

"Rachel that's stupid. Plus why me why not someone like Puck. A guy whose had sex, lots of it, with lots of girls."

"Puck, Seriously? If I went to him with questions about sex he'd just use it as an opportunity to try to screw me" Kurt had to admit she had a point. "Besides its embarrassing I don't want to tell people this stuff and you and Finn are close. I mean you're step brothers now"

"We share a room and I used to have a huge crush on him. He's not exactly going to tell me what he loves in bed is he? In fact when ever I'm around he hides his penis as if I'm a hungry wolf and it's the last sausage on earth"

"Well ok but you're still a guy. You must know what feels good and what doesn't." This was a conversation he really didn't want to have. He didn't know why she just couldn't read a book or go on the internet. But he knew Rachel and he knew she wouldn't quit until he helped her.

"Ok I don't like this but I think I have a solution. You can please Finn and keep your celibacy vow until you're truly ready to have sex, Just give him a blowjob every now and again."

"what"

"you do know what that is right Rachel" Kurt couldn't help but think to himself that no one could be this naïve.

"yes, well I mean I think so. Shouldn't I practice first.

"I don't think its that hard Rachel, just put it in your mouth"

"yeah but what if I do it wrong, what if I hurt him. I'll look an idiot and drive him away. That's why I need to ….practice." the way she trailed off and was looking at him mad Kurt's eyes widen surprise.

"You can't mean…Rachel my pants are staying on at all times"

"NO! I didn't mean that at all. I don't really know what I meant ok. This Is really freaking me out."

"hey I have an idea do you have any sex toys?" Rachel's eyes went wide with horror before quickly moving to stare at the floor. All the time her face getting redder and redder.

"I don't do…..that. Especially with…those things." Kurt couldn't help but smile at the way his friend reacted.

"Well then we need to get one"

"WHY"

"if you're going to do this you need to get used to what the male form's actually like. You're freaking out and panicking for no reason. You don't actually need to use it to but it will help"

"But what will my dads say"

"you're not going to go up to them and wave it in their faces. That's not part of the plan. I'm not sure what the plan is exactly but we will definitely leave that out. I know where you can get one. it's a place a few blocks away from school. Don't ask why I know where it is. It's a little seedy but they won't ask questions or for proof of age you can go tomorrow after school."

"I'm still not sure about this. You are coming with me aren't you?"

"Actually I have plans tomorrow, important plans"

"Kurt you cant let me go into some dirty creepy sex shop alone I might not come out alive" He was annoyed that he would have to cancel his plans again but eventually he agreed to accompany her.

The next day Rachel could not concentrate at all through school. She couldn't believe what she was about to do. She spent most of the day staring at the floor and avoiding eye contact with people. However this wasn't especially difficult with Finn as he spent the entire day glancing at Quinn….again. Though she was still unsure with her plan the fact that Finn didn't notice she was clearly upset made her more determined. She was going to do this to win him back.

Rachel was extremely nervous on the walk to the shop but she was ok as Kurt was with her. When they finally arrived the place looked just like Rachel had imagined it to, it was horrifying. Once they were inside the went straight for what they were looking for avoiding everyone in the shop. Rachel saw something out of the corner of her eye and couldn't help but let slip an "Oh My God, What is that" Kurt saw what she was referring to, it was huge.

"He may cover up whenever I'm around but I would know if he's was hiding something that THAT. Lets just get a regular sized one and get out of here" Kurt was sure that Rachel was going to collapse at one point. As they were paying the cashier made a few comments and inappropriate jokes that made Rachel turn a colour of red that he didn't think was humanly possible. She was clearly relieved when they got back to her house. Even in her room she refused to touch it. She could barely even look at it. After a while she piped up

"so what do we do know"

"I don't know exactly,. now that we have the toy it will hopefully calm you down about sex and you'll see its not the awful thing that you think it is. As for what we do next I think you were coming at it from the wrong angle. Instead of asking guys what they would do we should ask a girl. Someone with lots of experience. A real Sexual maestro. We need Brittany.

Next chapter we hear what Brittany has to say and Rachel learns something important about Kurt. Leave me some reviews so know what you're thinking and i'll update soon after we reach double figures