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Chapter 1
Sasuke's plan
"…No…."
"Come on please! Give us a smile sourpuss"
"…Hn"
Man, why won't he leave me alone
"Sasuke-kun"
"Hn"
"…..Oh Sasuke-kun, Darling, I can't bear to see you upset, how about I make you happier?"
"…….."
"…I'll bring that annoying blond boy and the weak pink haired girl here as prisoners if you want"
"…..no…"
If there was one thing at all that got on Sasuke's nerves it was Orichimaru. He felt his shoulders tighten and his clenched fist's were slowly turning a deathly white. Sasuke silently slipped out of the room so not to sucker punch the demonic, witty, lethal old man and ran through the rat hole to his room.
He lay on theinferioruncomfortable bed if you could call it a bed, looking up at the old dusty dry ceiling. The old room wasn't much, it was small and colourless but he'd got used to it. He was an avenger he had to kill his brother and repopulate his clan under any means possible. Even if it meant staying in a cramped smelly room, in a weird dark rat hole with weird men. The air was hot, heavy and dry. So there he lay enveloped in a ring of darkness, thinking with two voices in his head instead of one.
Maybe I should go back…
Why?
Well…I guess I want to see them again…
Even if there annoying?
…hn…
So…you should have had Orichimaru bring them here
…No
Why not?
Because Naruto would annoy us all to death and Sakura…
Sasuke sighed at the thought of Sakura, her pink locks fell like a waterfall, waving and curling around her face, her green orbed eyes welling up with tears like giant emeralds sparkrling in a dozen oceans.
…Sakura would be just the same so needy and weak...
Well if we still think there that annoying then what's the point? There's no-body to go back to
Well we have two goals…I need…well how do I put this? Somebody to help us repopulate the uchiha clan!
Oh…we want a wife…isn't there anyone here good enough?
No the only sort of woman here is tayuya. Her and her foul mouth are not going anywhere near me!
laughs in head
What?
…there's always Orichimaru!
EW…that wouldn't work, you've mentally scared me
Oh I see little Sasuke-kun is thinking bad thought's
this affected Sasuke a little and he felt the colour rise to his face
Am no…
"…..HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SASUKE-KUN!"
Orichimaru's high shrill voice almost made him jump out of his skin.
"…how long have you been standing there?"
Orichimaru noted the miracle of how Sasuke had actually spoken a sentence; he was getting just like Itachi. he sighed, one of the reason's he'd left in the first place was Itachi and his coldness…that and the fact that for some reason there base smelt like old gym socks.
"only ….um….hmmm…A MINUTE"
"…liar"
"is that beautiful red colour for me?"
"…NO!!!"
"Calm down hun, .I just can't wait to take over your uber body"
The way Orichimaru's eyes lit up was the confirmation for Sasuke that he indeed as he'd suspected "liked" little boys.
…ok now I'm scared…
"….hn..."
Sasuke gave him the coldest glare he could muster until Orichimaru flinched.
"Um…ok…I…I think I hear Kabuto calling…" He looked over his shoulder "What's that? run out of milk? I'll be right there.."
Sasuke satisfied with the result turned away from the hard stiff door
Well then leave.
I haven't killed.Itachi yet…
So…we have enough power to now…
…
We can escape him by getting shinobi to distract him
how? They don't know were we are
well send a mission request to konoha