Meet the Uchihas

By Alice Kumiko Nakamura

Chapter Two

Dinner with the Bitch

Disclaimer:If I owned Naruto let's just say Sasuke would be whipped but the choice is yours if you decide what kind of way Sasuke would be whipped ;D

Thank you my only reviewer who didn't have a username but wrote this :]i hope it is not offense,but i hate that girl.

Topic of the Day

Despicable Me and Upcoming Movies

"It's SO FLUFFY!"

"Is this considered an annoying sound?"

"What is she doing?"

"She going to holding her breath 'til she gets what she want."

"It's beautiful."

Ahaha I love that movie I watch it when it came out and me and my friends were talking about it today. The toilet scrubber unicorn XD. I laughed at ALMOST every part but the guy behind laughed so hard he kept kicking my chair I want to watch: Easy A, The Last Exorcist :] next I heard it was some scary shit, Scott Pilgrim VS. The World, and that movie with Drew Barrymore in it about the long distance relationship but it's rated R :[ go watch it for me and tell me about it :D I think it is called Going the Distance.

Recap

They all then said itadakimasu. Then the door bell rang and the person who opened the door like it was their own home uninvited was none other than…

End of Recap

Ami Wantanabe, that's right Sasuke's biggest fan girl and Sakura's childhood bully.

She came in with a snobbish look on her face that said she was "clearly" better than everyone else and they were lucky to be in her presence… or so she thought.

The entire Uchiha family including Sakura glared at her for their own reasons. Fugaku did not enjoy the fact that this underdressed girl had the nerve to come in and barge into his home. She wore a really short black booty shorts so short it could have been considered underwear; she also wore a really cropped gold top from the top of her fake boobs to the bottom of them paired with 6" heels stumbling every time she walked. She was lucky to even be in the presence of his home and to be glared at by each and every one of them.

Mikoto glared at her remembering this girl she had many problem with in the past. Mikoto had to kick her out of the Uchiha estate many times and improve the security because of this girl. Despite how stupid this girl was she managed to find a way in. How come they haven't filed for restraining order yet is beyond her.

Sakura glared at her for bullying her during her childhood while Sasuke glared at her for being the worst fan girl alive and for bullying Sakura.

Finally, Itachi and Kumiko glared the hardest I mean it was worse that Fugaku's glare; anyways they glared for all of those reasons and getting in the way of their plan to keep Sakura and Sasuke together and well for being a slut and Ami. But Kumiko and Itachi always have something up their sleeves oh boy was this girl in for a hell of a ride of her despicable (an. Ahaha despicable me XD sorry I usually never write a.n in the middle of a story.)life.

Ami then walked toward the dining table and sat down right in between Sasuke and Sakura and acted like there was no one else there.

Mikoto and Fugaku were furious you could see the flames burning in their eyes. But then Kumiko and Itachi looked at each other then at their parents. A sinister and sadistic grin made it onto their faces. It was a scary looking face it made Freddie from Nightmare on Elm Street look like the sweetest Girl Scout alive.

Mikoto and Fugaku were relieved because they knew whatever they were going to do to that girl was nothing compared to what their children were going to do to Ami. It must be really bad because Fugaku was quite a cruel man when it came to these things.

Kumiko then said, "Kaa-san Tou-san, may I be excused to finish making my mitarashi dango for dessert?"

"May I go help Kumi-chan as well?"

Fugaku gave a short nod and with an all knowing smirk while Mikoto smiled. They both went into the kitchen while calling three maids to help with their plan since all the servants and maids detested the fan girls and Ami the most. It was an honor to help carry out this plan.

And Itachi then sat on the island in the kitchen while Kumiko pulled out a notepad and pen then all three maids stood around Kumiko.

Kumiko then told of the maids Kiko, "Ki-chan, first things first you must got to the control room and the guard Saito to turn off the lights in the dining room and the places around it give him this note telling him the direction. So I want you to stay up there with him. I will send you a text later using my phone to tell you to turn off the lights."

Kumiko the scribbled the directions down on the notepad tore it off and gave it to Kiko. She then gave Kiko a wink knowing Kiko had a huge crush on Saito. Kiko just turned about one hundred shades of red and pink, she then ran off to the control room.

"Mi-chan, I want you to try and replicate my mitarashi dango recipe and but for the bitch's dango put ton of hot sauce in it and her this the world's hottest chili pepper be careful chop it up very fine and put it in as well then mark it somehow. Then show Nami which one it will be."

Miki then went to work.

"So Na-chan I want you to be a server. Since you are such a good actress. Okay, you will go to the dining room and drop a spoon bend down to get it under the table. While under the table is the bucket hand it to me then serve the dango and bow and leave and make sure you are in the kitchen."

Nami nodded.

"Okay, Ita-niisan now for the best part. What are we going to dump on her?"

Itachi had he thinking cap on. Yes, his thinking cap it was a white hat that had the word thinking on it in big bold letters with a light bulb on top of course florescent we have to go green to stop global warming.

Itachi thought and thought and thought then he went to attend some business in the restroom came out and ate a Pillsbury toaster strudel he then thought some more.

Itachi then declared with a light bulb on the top of his head, literally the florescent light lit up, "How about everything we've got and mix it into something?"

"I like the way you think simple but good."

Little did the two know it would turn out better… for them of course not Ami.

If it was a good thing for her the world be out of balance, thus the world would be in chaos then everyone would destroy Ami and the world would be better than ever.

Kumiko then helped Nami with her acting telling her what she was suppose to do. After that she had Nami help Itachi and her with the "mixture". Itachi and Kumiko were wearing chef hats standing around the stove with the silver pot on it with the "gift" for Ami later.

"Okay Nami, I want you to grab me the: rotten eggs, tooth paste, trash, dirt preferably manure, garlic, and cooking oil so it will give a nice texture." Itachi said with the mixing spoon in his hand and a smirk on his face.

They continued to watch it, stir it, and smell it until it was perfect just for our little slore (slut and whore). It had this smell that was worse than crap. It was green and brown and occasionally you could see a bubble coming up and it would pop and then releasing the terrible odor. You could practically see the green stink odor lingering in the air. Kumiko figured everyone but Ami would notice that she was carrying a pot, since Ami would be too busy staring at Sasuke and the occasional stare at Itachi.

"Ita-niisan, I want you to go out first so she won't notice me carrying a pot because of you."

"Will do Kumi-chan." Itachi then walked out and sat down.

Kumiko then reviewed everything with everyone in on the plan.

Meanwhile in the dining room Mikoto started up a conversation, "So Sakura-chan, what do you plan on doing with your future?"

"Umm, well I am training under the legendary Tsunade-shishou I should be done in about less than half a year. Well that is what she says, after that I plan on taking over the Haruno Corp."

"Hmm, if you and Sasuke get married we would have the ultimate company from medical and dental product to everything else." Said Fugaku quietly while drinking his tea and eating his dango.

"Pfftt, That old hag has no talent if you are looking for talent you're looking at it. AlsoI'm going to be marrying Sasuke-kun "father-in-law"."Ami snorted while saying father-in-law sarcastically.

Sasuke cringed when she added the suffix to his name. Sakura and Fugaku were clearly angry they wanted to strangle this girl.

She insults Tsunade she is insulting Sakura and when you insult Sakura your chances of living are very slim. Sakura was about to get up and strangle this girl but she felt a tug on her hand. Sakura looked down and saw it was Sasuke's hand holding her down, her eyes soften and she gave it a light squeeze.

Sakura decided to take a different approach with a smirk she said, "So Ami, What do you do?"

"Well, I work a club."

"Hmm, where and what do you do?"

"Well, I work at a new American themed club I: pole dance, strip, and well sell my body. But for the selling and striping part it's my own thing I chose to do, I mean who wouldn't want to get a load of this. " Ami said while making a hand gesture pointing at her body to prove her point.

Fugaku and Mikoto were disgusted and Itachi and Sasuke baby barfed in their mouth. While, Sakura had a smirk on her face.

Kumiko then walked out of the kitchen and had a similar smirk on her face while carrying the pot. Sasuke, Sakura, Fugaku, and Mikoto had this look in their eyes asking Kumiko what was in the pot.

Kumiko then mouthed, "Just a gift for our little slore."

Sasuke, Fugaku, and Itachi all had satisfied smirk on their faces. While Mikoto smiled, Sakura smiled the world's biggest grin because it was getting better and better. But all were clearly proud of Kumiko and Itachi.

Kumiko then slid the pot under the table. She pulled and texted Nami to come out and start serving. Nami came out with the mitarashi dango and served Fugaku first. Kumiko texted Fugaku, Sakura, Mikoto, and Sasuke to stay calm if the lights shut off, and that all the servants and employees are in on the plan.

"Here you go Uchiha-sama." Nami said while serving Fugaku he gave her a curt nod.

"Mikoto-san." Mikoto had told all the servants to call her Mikoto since Uchiha-sama was just too formal.

"Itachi-san, Sakura-san, Sasuke-san, and Kumi-chan." Nami said their name after serving them.

But while serving Kumiko, Kumiko told her to slip her Uchiha crest necklace in Ami's pocket. It was a very expensive and had sentimental value to Kumiko she never ever took it off unless showering.

It was made with red, white, and light blue diamonds and the chain was made of pure white gold Sakura had the same thing it came in a pair. She then realized what Kumiko wanted to do. She then dropped the spoon under the table and pushed to bucket to Kumiko and put it in her lap and then slipped the necklace into Ami's pocket. After picking up the spoon she apologized for her clumsiness despite the fact everyone at the table but Ami knew she was the least clumsy person alive and she was acting. Nami bowed and then went into the kitchen just as she was told.

Ami started to eat the mitarashi dango despite knowing she was on a super strict diet. If she didn't eat Kumiko's cooking she would never to be able to marry "her" Sasuke-kun. Mikoto and Fugaku may give their blessing but the final decision was always up to Kumiko, she was the one who decides what will happen next. But then something was strange about her dango it was… really spicy. Ami started to fan her mouth but the burning sensation in her mouth wouldn't go away.

Kumiko gave Itachi a curt nod saying it was time. Kumiko texted the control room so Saito and Kiko could turn off the lights. Ami got up and started to look around for water but couldn't find it. The lights then turned off all the Uchihas turned on their sharingan to be able to see in the dark. Itachi and Kumiko got up quietly and walked toward Ami's seat. Kumiko opened the lid Itachi took the other side of the pot, Kumiko put one finger up, then two, and finally three and

PLOP!

It fell all over Ami's body the lights turned back on then they all saw Ami drenched in the glop. They all laughed but Fugaku had a smirk on his face. Ami humiliated angrily got up then two necklaces fell out. It was the Uchiha crest necklace a family heirloom dating back before feudal Japan and a fake one. Kumiko knew all along Ami would try to steal it. Before she took a shower she took it off and put it in her jewelry box but forgot to put it on afterwards.

Flashback Kumiko's P.O.V

After I got out of the shower put on my clothes combed and dried my hair along with some other thing part of my shower routine I left to the library at the other side of the manor.

Thirty Minutes later on the way back iheard someone in her room.

"Who the hell is in my room the maids never come in this time to clean they just cleaned yesterday." Imuttered to herself.

I then recognized that voice and unkempt hair it was Ami Wantanabe. Iheard the conversation between Ami and the person on the phone.

"Yea, I got the necklace and put the fake one in," she stopped to listen to the person on the other line.

"Mmmhmm will do."

Ami then hung up the phone I then went to hide Ami went out of my bedroom.

"Fine, then bitch it's war." I thought. I then started planning all night with Itachi.

End of Flashback

Fugaku owning the Uchiha Police Force and use to be policeman took out his handcuffs put it on Ami's wrist and took her outside.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" Ami screamed in rage.

Fugaku replied while taking out another pair of handcuffs and hooking her to the gate outside the house, "Yes, I do you are the daughter of a man who owns me money and a whore. You are also the one who tried to steal an Uchiha heirloom from my family and my hime (princess)."

No one does anything to daddy's little princess.

"I WILL FUCKIN' SUE YOU!"

"No, you can't because YOU stole from us and you harassed my family I am not the one at fault here. The Uchihas from the police force will be here to get you." Fugaku said while walking back towards the house to call for backup but told them to come a bit later.

Ami looked at him with her eyes wide realizing that she is going to jail and stealing from a powerful influential family means she will probably never ever get out.

Meanwhile in the Uchiha house hold, Itachi took out the best champagne to celebrate they were all happy and celebrating, but then Sasuke asked Fugaku something, "Didn't they say there will be a hale storm all night?"

"Hmm, it must have slipped my mind." Fugaku said with a smirk on his face while looking outside the window.

Ami was standing out there while being pelted with chunks of really hard ice.

Mikoto then said something, "Sakura-chan, why don't you spend the night it is far too dangerous for you to go home now. Why don't I call Hikaru and tell her you will be spending the night?"

"Are you sure Mikoto-san? I wouldn't want to intrude." Sakura said meekly.

"No no no, you are family Sakura-chan and it's haha(mom) to you." Mikoto replied with a smile.

"Well, okay. Thank you, Fugaku-san and haha."

Mikoto went to tell Hikaru about Sakura spending the night and they planned everything from where Sakura was going to sleep, of course with Sasuke and what she was going to wear maybe something from Victoria Secret. They then started to talk about the wedding and the names of their future grandchildren.

"Well Hikaru-chan I am going to find some clothes for Sakura-chan."

Mikoto then went off to find some clothes for Sakura. As for Ami let's just say she is in a better place now just for bitches like her.

TBC

Woah I am so proud of myself 3,126 words XD Ahaha in this chappie Itachi has many hats. There wasn't much character interaction though but feel free to tell me how to improve my story in grammar. Just don't be harsh and flame me. I have been using a grammar book to help me but I still feel as if it hasn't reached the point of where I want it to be. So I need a beta I went over the story a few times though. Well, any who I feel as though I need a beta. I want a beta who is good at editing but will add a bit if they want to make the story better and will help me IF I need help with the story such as writers block. They will get credit mentioned in the story so anyone willing. SO REVIEW AND ITACHI AND KUMIKO WILL GIVE YOU A TOASTER STRUDEL AND MITARASHI DANGO! IT IS DA BOMB :] Can you please review I got many favs and subscriptions but only ONE review :[

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