Silent Knight: Hey people!
Chris: Hay is for horses.
Silent Knight: -Rolls Eyes- Yea, yea, whatever. Hi people!
Chris: Hi is for horses.
Silent Knight: -Raises Eyebrow- Yea, sure, whatever. Hello-
Chris: -Cuts Her Off- Hello is also for horses.
Silent Knight: -Screams- Then what is NOT for horses?!?!?!
Chris: -Shrugs- …I don't know…
Silent Knight: …will somebody shut him up?
Wesker: -Grabs Chris and Drags him off-
Silent Knight: Thank you, anyway. Hey people!!! So we got a couple of dares, so, let's start with the first one. Let me tell you, though. Two dares a chapter, so the others will have to wait.
Rebecca: Okay, this one is from cryptic rain:
OK! I dare Leon and Chris to SUPER GLUE Wesker and Krauser (cant really spell his name) to a wall with the help of Ashley.
And if you can make something super funny happen to Ashley that would be AWESOME!
O ya PLEASE and THANK YOU!
Silent Knight: Alright, let it…BEGIN!!!
*Wesker and Krauser fall from the sky, landing hard on their bum-bums*
Krauser: -Looks Around- What ARE we doing here?
Wesker: -Shrugs- All Silent Knight told us that we were supposed to be in a dare.
Krauser: If we were supposed to be in on a dare, then why wouldn't she tell us what we're supposed to do?
Wesker: For the last time, I don't know!!! So stop asking me!!!
Leon, Ashley and Chris: -Creep behind Wesker and Krauser-
Leon: -Whispers- So…let's do this?
Chris: -Whispers- Let's do this!
Leon: What about you Ashley???
Ashley: I can't believe I'm doing this.
Krauser: Who said that?
Chris: NOW!!!
*They push Krauser and Wesker onto a wall that's covered in…SUPER GLUE!!!*
Wesker: Hey! Get us off of here!!!
Leon: No way. Silent Knight didn't say that we had to take you off later.
Ashley: Neither did cryptic rain.
Krauser: -Stutters- Yo-you can't leave us here!!!
Chris: We can and we will.
Ashley, Leon and Chris: -Leave-
*Lights turn off, leaving Krauser and Wesker in the darkness*
Wesker: GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krauser: -Crying- I'm scared…
Silent Knight: On to the next one. Faddy, faddy now. Faddy, faddy…
*Fades, you can still hear Krauser crying*
*Ashley falls from the sky*
Ashley: -Gets On Her Feet- Dang it! It's my time. Gosh, I wonder what Silent Knight has planned for me; I hope it's pleasant…
*A row of doors fall from the ceiling*
Ashley: -Screams then Falls again-
*Silent Knight's laughter flows off in the distance*
Ashley: -Mad, Gets up- Silent Knight, get out here and let me hit you!
Silent Knight: Yea, sure I'll show myself. Anyway, pick a door, any door!
Ashley: -Confused- What if I don't want to?
Silent Knight: I'll throw into a pit of fan boys, and let me tell you, it's not pretty.
Ashley: -Gulp- Okay, okay. I'll pick one.
*Picks a door, then opens it*
Ashley: Hello? Is anyone in here? –Flicks open Lights-
Leon: NO! DON'T DO IT!
*Leon, Claire and Ada having…ya know…*
Ashley: Leon! …and two other girls I don't know…
Leon: -Laughs Nervously- Ummm…hey Ashley! What are you, –Clears Throat- What are you doing here?
*Silence*
Ashley: It was a dare.
*Silence*
Leon: Oh.
*Silence*
Leon: Well…can you like…leave…?
Ashley: -Relieved- I thought you'd never ask! –Runs Away-
Leon: -Smirks- Now…where were we?
Silent Knight: -Laughing- Well, wasn't THAT awkward? Cryptic Rain, hopefully you thought that was funny enough for your request.
Leon: That was not funny! I didn't want Ashley to see that! …what happens of she tells the President???
Silent Knight: -Rolls Eyes- I'm sure she won't.
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*Ashley runs to President aka, her father*
Ashley: Daddy, you'll never guess what!
President: What happened, honey?
Ashley: Well, Silent Knight got this dare from cryptic rain and then I was supposed to…
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Leon: What do you say about that?!
Silent Knight: Chill. Anyway, Jill, tell us the next dare.
Jill: Well, this isn't really a dare, more of a…
Silent Knight: -Confused- More of a what?
Jill: A…a…
Silent Knight: A what?!
Jill: …flame…
Silent Knight: -Has a Heart Attack- (Just kidding!)
Real Silent Knight: WHAT?!?!?!? Read it to me!!!
Jill: -Clears Throat- Here it goes…it's from Tony Branston:
I dare you, the writer, to create something that's actually interesting and well-written.
Script-format stories, and non-stories like this one in general, do not serve this purpose.
Silent Knight: Well, I'll give that dare a verbal answer. Tony, if that's your real name or penname, this story is interesting since I AM getting reviews. As for the well written part, we'll have to find out. Hopefully, that gave you an answer and don't worry, I'm not really pissed off at you. You're allowed to give a flame. In fact, I'd like to thank-you! Anyway, on to the REAL dare Ashley.
Ashley: This is from cupcakebooz:
You really gonna make them do what ever the dare is?! COOL!
Hmm, ok let's see what do I have here in my secret little box of evilness that I did NOT steal from Wesker:
I dare Chris to drink 13 bottles of tequila and win a bitch-slap fight against Rebecca without his have Ada to chose between Leon, Krauser or Wesker.
Silent Knight: Alrighty then. LET US DO THIS!!! Ada, Chris, who wants to do a dare???
Ada and Chris: -Point at One Another-
Silent Knight: Okay, both of you it is!
Wesker: -Squints- Wait a minute, that IS my secret little box of evilness! Give it back!
Cupcakebooz: Never!
*Wesker starts chasing her, silence follows*
Silent Knight: …anyway…LET IT BEGIN!!!!!!
Ada: -Falls from Ceiling- Why does it have to be me first?!?!
*Leon, Wesker and Krauser fall in front of her*
Ada: Uh oh.
Everyone Else: -Sits down with popcorn-
Silent Knight: -Whispers to Others- This is gonna be good. BEGIN CHOOSING, ADA!
Ada: -Growls- I'm gonna kill you, Silent Knight.
Silent Knight: Yea, yea. Do that later.
Ada: Umm…I choose…no, forget that…I'll…no, not him…maybe, no…
Wesker: Bloody choose already!!!
Silent Knight: -Smirks- No, no. Don't rush her…let her take her time...
Chris: Yea. The longer she thinks, the more time it delays me of doing that stupid dare.
Ada: I'm trying to concentrate here! …let's see…Wesker.
Wesker: THANK YOU!
Ada: No, not you! …umm…
*After an hour*
Claire: -Frustrated- PICK ALREADY, BITCH IN A RED DRESS!!!!
Ada: Okay, okay! …uhhh…maybe, no…let's see…Leon...
Leon: THANK YOU! OH, YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET PICKED!!!
Ada: No, not you.
*After another hour*
Chris: Another hour, another hour, another hour, another hour.
Silent Knight: Great! Our popcorn is out! Sorry guys!!
Everyone else (Not including Ada, Leon, Krauser and Wesker) : -Whine-
*Two MORE hours*
Everyone in Audience: -Sleeping and Snoring like Crazy-
Ada: Okay, I made a decision!
*Drum Roll*
Ada: I picked...-Pauses-
Ashley: Go on...
Chris: NO! DON'T!
Ada: -Ignores- ...Krauser.
Krauser: Yes!!! SHE PICKED ME!!! –Whisks Ada off of her feet- Now, let's have some time to ourselves, shall we?
Ada: -Giggles like Crazy- Okay!
Leon and Wesker: -Fall to their Knees- NOOOO!!!!
Leon: I thought you wanted to have another threesome with me and Claire, Ada!!!
Claire: LEON!!! DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!
Silent Knight: Too late.
Leon: -Looks at Yours Truly- So, Silent Knight, do you want to-
Silent Knight: -Cuts Him Off- Don't even think about it, Leon.
Leon: -Smirks- Already did.
Ashley: MY EARS!!!! MY PRECIOUS EARS!!!!
Rebecca: You mean your monkey ears.
Ashley: Shut up! –Tackles her-
Leon: Is it just me or do they look like-
Everyone Else: It's just you, Leon.
Silent Knight: Moving on to the next dare.
Chris: NOOOO!!!! I won't do it!!!!
Silent Knight: -Sighs- I told the audience that the person has to do it, Chris, whether or not the person wants to do it. So, I'm sorry Chris.
Chris: -Whines-
Silent Knight: No whining, Chris! LET IT…BEGIN!!!!
*Chris falls through the sky and hits his head*
Chris: OWW!
*12 tequila shots appear out of nowhere*
Chris: What the? How'd you do that, Silent Knight?
Silent Knight: I just did and just drink it already!
*Everyone from 'Resident Evil' and yours truly sit down with a new bucket of popcorn*
Chris: Let's get thus over with… -Starts Chugging them Down-
*Rebecca falls from the sky*
Rebecca: Wow! Easy there, Silent Knight! Don't want to kill me, do you? –Laughs at Stupid Joke-
Silent Knight: -Shifty Eyes- Sure…of course I don't…
Drunken Chris: Jill, what are you doing here?
Jill: I'm right here, you idiot!
Drunken Chris: Oh. Hey baby! –Waves-
Jill: Chris, I'm DEFINITELY not your baby!!!
Rebecca: Ready for this bitch fight?
Silent Knight: Wait! Chris, take off your clothes.
Claire: WHAT!?!?! I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY BROTHER NAKED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! –Runs Away-
Chris: O-okay. –Takes off Clothes.
Fan girl: -Whistles-
Silent Knight: Oi, you, fan girl! Get outta here!
Fan girl: -Giggles, then Runs Away-
Jill: Carry on!
Chris: Let's do this, bitch.
Audience (Us): Ooooh!
Rebecca: -Gasps- You did NOT just call me a bitch.
Chris: -Smirks- I think I just did.
Leon: BURN!
Rebecca: Shut up Leon!!!
*They start fighting*
Silent Knight: OUCH! She did NOT just do that.
Jill: -Closes her Eyes- He didn't!
Wesker: OH! That gotta hurt!
Chris: -Runs-
Rebecca: GET OVER HERE, CHRIS!!! HIT ME LIKE A MAN!!
Audience: OOOH, BURN!!!!
Chris: -Comes Back and Pounces on Her-
Audience: Let's go Chri-is, let's go! Let's go Chri-is, let's go! Let's go Chri-is, let's go! Let's go Chri-is, let's go!
Chris: -Punches Rebecca-
Rebecca: -Kicks Chris in the Face-
*They go on fighting, until…*
Chris: -Punches Rebecca Hard in the Gut-
Rebecca: -Falls to the Floor, Unconscious-
Silent Knight: -Runs Down- 1, 2, 3! You're out! Chris is the winner! –Grabs one of His Hands and Raises it Up-
Audience: -Cheer-
*They plan a victory party, slow song comes up*
Pairs Dancing:
Chris and Jill (Jill didn't want to, but Chris made her. He's still naked. –Shudder-)
Rebecca and Billy (She's conscious and all bandaged up, thanks to Billy)
Leon and Ashley (Claire is still gone thanks to Chris while Ada and Krauser are…a little busy, still)
President and Wesker (Yours truly is still laughing her head off because of this pair)
(Yours truly is not dancing, just watching the pairs and still laughing about the President and Wesker's situation)
Silent Knight: -Drink her Punch; looks at Camera- Hey, you guys are still here? Well, what are you doing here? Why aren't you gone yet??? –Looks Around, then Whispers- I'll let you guys in a secret. I spiked everyone's drinks except mine so they should get crazy any moment now. I think you guys should leave...
Billy: Guys, I don't feel so good.
Ashley: -Touches her Head- Me neither.
Silent Knight: -Calls Out- I'm sure it's nothing, keep dancing! –Whispers to Camera again- Go already! By the way, review. Silent Knight over and out!