Whoa! It's time for another chappie of Sally's Epic PokeAdventure already? *sigh* Where has the time gone?

Anyways, we just left off on an extremely important cliffhanger where Sally is just about to obtain her first Pokemon from the Poke-professor Juniper! GASP! What will happen next? It's not like Sally already knows! *wink wink cute smile*

Let's hear it for Sally & chapter two—YES!

Sally's Epic Poke-Adventure by mrsEdwoodcolongrl

Chappie Two: I'm Gonna Hava Wht?

Sally steps into that poke-professor lady's lab with her two inferior BFFs. The professor lady had sent Sally a package to her house but Sally didn't know what to do with it so she just gave it to some totally HOT dude that had green hair and the dude laughed evilly when he received the package and ran out of Sally's hometown with a bunch of Officer Jennys following him. What a weirdo.

"Well look who finally decided to show up," Poke-professor Juniper says as she eyes the three peepz standing right in front of her. (She eyes Sally because she can't believe how beautiful she is and she eyes the other two out of pity for not being as cyoot as Sally hehe).

"Psh, yeah guys," Sally replies as she glances at her two besties, "Thanks for making me late for only the most important day of my Poke-life. You guys are so self-centered and majorly conceded." Sally rolls her awesome eyes at them and the whole world melted in agreement.

"So are you ready to get your first Pokemon?" professor Juniper asks, the other two losers look at Sally first before calling out 'yes' with Sally because they care about what Sally thinks of them all too much. "You should've already got them, I sent the package to the Hawkin's place of residence this morning."

The nerdy guy and that other girl give Sally glares. "Hey! Don't hate on me just because I'm too fab to check the Poke-mail!" Sally fluffs her ahmazeing hair, "Besides, I already gave the box to some guy I met like five minutes ago."

"Sally!" Bianca exclaims, "How could you do that?"

"What?" Sally replies giving her signature innocent look that always gets her everything she wants, "Come on! I knew him way longer than you two dorkzillas! Like, a whole three minutes longer thank-Sally-very-much."

"Never mind that girls," the prof-girl speaks up, "I'll just let each of you choose your starter Pokemon right now!" Professor Juniper presses a button on her utility belt causing three poke-ball thingies to fall from the sky, she catches them in her hands and holds them out to Sally.

"Alright Sally," the prof states looking at the Poke-princess, "Which one do you want?"

Sally pretends to ponder over this situation (because she looks totally cute when she does that). "Hmm, it's so hard to pick," Sally turns to her poke-prof, "Can I have a few minutes?"

"Anything for you Sally," she replies.

FIVE HOURS LATER

Sally is still pondering over what Pokemon to choose while Bianca and Cheren are sleeping on the floor below her feet. "Like I totally can't decide and-" Sally looks down at the two sleeping buffoons, "WAKE UP YOU LOSERS YOUR BFF SALLY HAWKINS IS TALKING!"

Bianca and Cheren quickly wake up and stand up beside Sally. Sally turns to them, "Eww, like take a step back losers, you're way too close for Sally's taste." They groan and take a step back as Sally turns to the poke-prof and smiles her famous Sally grin, "Like this is such a hard decision, like the hardest decision that anyone has ever had to make about anything EVER but I like finally made it!"

"Really Sally?" Bianca asks the most awesome person in the whole Poke-world, "Which one do you choose?"

Sally grins, "Well like, since I can't decide I'm going to pick all three!" Sally grabs the three pokeballs from the poke-prof and stuffs them into her front pocket, "Sally is AWESOME!"

"Hey!" Cheren calls out from beside amazing Sally, "That's not fair! What about us? We're supposed to get a starter Pokemon too!"

Sally rolls her eyes, "Psh, you guys can just go and catch a Mudkip or something, and another thing-" Sally grabs Cheren by his dorky-collared shirt and pushes him against the wall, "If you ever object to anything Sally does ever again you won't be Sally's fake BFF anymore! You go and catch yourself a Mudkip before Sally goes on another angry poke-rampage!"

"Ooh," Bianca says from behind the radiant Ms. Sally Hawkins, "What's a Mudkip?"

Sally groans, "Ugh! You BFFs are HOPELESS!"

The Poke-prof-oblivious to Sally's open threats to her inferior best friends-smiles, "Oh you kids and your crazy poke-shennagians. Well you best be heading off to Route one to start your poke-journeys!"

"Poke-SWEET!" Sally replies squeaking like a cute mouse, "I am so Poke-there!" Sally then races out the door leaving her two stupid friends in the dust.

What poke-dorks!

Author's Note:

Oh no! What will Sally poke-do? LOL peepz, Sally's just poke-kidding!

Well there you poke-peepz have it! You just read chappie two of Sally's AMAZING pokemon story. And if you just so happen to be one of those people that didn't read chapter two and skipped to the author's note on the bottom of the page-THEN YOU BETTER GO AND READ CHAPPIE TWO RIGHT NOW YOU CRAZIES! *foams at the mouth*

So R&R and fave this AHMAZEING story. Come on, Sally know you want to!

XOXOXOX

SaL-GaL