Artemis was sitting in his compartment."A new year and new teachers to break in to my standard." he thought.
Suddenly he heard a rapping noise. Vera Annoying was tapping on the glass again. For 2 years running, she had...well... quite frankly, she had been stalking Artemis. Artemis fervently hoped whoever he was paired with wouldn't drool and blubber on about useless things whenever she was within a 10 mile radius of him, just like Vera.
The door clicked. "Here she comes," thought Artemis and quickly had to stifle a gasp. The girl was, in one word, stunning; everywhere from her tumbling chocolate curls and her emerald eyes to her long legs.
Artemis stood up and introduced himself "Ah," he noted "An intellectual up to my standard."
He glanced at her again. She was studiously reading War & Peace
"I don't think I'm going to like this girl."
After dinner, Artemis was lying on his bed, contemplating his next deed. "I have to," he mused "Put a buttonhole camera on the Dean's desk."
There was a knock on his door, followed by the entrance of the Deputy Head. "The Dean will see you now but I recommend you put on your blazer!" She snapped.
"Always so polite," muttered Artemis. This would be the perfect chance t plant that camera. he grabbed the adhesive one and sauntered to the Dean's office.
Artemis felt around under the desk for the perfect spot. Suddenly he froze. There was a lump where he wanted to put it. And then it struck him. Someone before him had planted a camera!
"Blah, blah, blah," droned the Dean "Blah, I saw Erin before you and she needs a blah, blah..."
Artemis reeled mentally. Erin! She had planted the camera.
"I'm starting to like this girl."