Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson.

The battle for Olympus had started.

Percy charged at him, screaming his head off. "FOR OLYMPUSSS! FOR OLYMPUSS! FOR OLYMPUSS! FOR OLYM-"

"OKAY PERCY JUST SHUT UP AND KILL KRONOS." Annabeth yelled at him. Grover just stared.

Kronos threw a box of cookies on the floor infront of Percy. Percy started down at it for a moment, before grinning at Kronos. "We developed cookie-immuneness!

Crap.

Then he got an amazing idea! Percy continued running at him. (did they really have to make the room so big)

Just as Percy stopped two meters away from him, Kronos fake-squealed in terror. "Oh noo! Spare me! Please! Mercy!"

"Hahahahahahahahha! Never! You are too wea-"

POK!

A pokeball hit him below his chin and captured Percy.

"Congratulations! You have caught a Percy!" The pokeball said. "Would you like to give the Percy a nickname?"

If it wasn't real life, Kronos would have had a troll face on him right now. He went over and picked up the pokeball.

Then he made Percy come out of it. "Go Mr. Snugglekins!"

The pokeball shot a beam of red light and Percy was there with an outraged expression on his face. "DID YOU JUST."

"DID YOU JUST CATCH ME. IN. A. POKEBALL?!"

Even Annabeth and Grover were laughing at Percy.

"AND DID YOU JUST. DID. YOU. JUST. NAME. MEEEE. MR. SNUGGLEKINS?!"

Percy learned Ragequit!

Percy used Ragequit!

Everyone was nuked. The end.

I have no idea.