If life is a path,a game and learning experience; how come all the hikers die?, all the gamers lose?, and nobody has yet to find a cure for death?
-kimmyko.

Warnings:yaoi,language..very emoish thoughts..sexual content..sex read at own risk..
Disclaimer: i dont own naruto, or anything that is naruto-ish.

This naruto is VERY emo-ish...so yeah,just a warning there.
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If this morning someone told me i'd be sleeping next to a demon on my bed like lovers, i would have soo punched their face in..

Naruto's point of view

When i woke up, the burning and fever was gone and i was alone was probably going to be a average thing for this guy, er- demon. I was going to get the hell out of my apartment before something else happens. I groggily reached over for my wallet on my night table. Got up and walked to the door. Grabbing my keys off the key hook and walked out the door.

Locking my door,i walked down the horrible smeliing hall. Pushing open the door to the stairs, i stepped down the flight of stairs in a rhythm. The clerk of apaprtments was there her name was hinata,her family owned the apartments. She was very pretty,shy and nice,good she was the type of girl i'd like to marry one day.

'oh,um h-hello naruto. H-how is your m-morning today?' she stammered a faint hint of blush in her cheeks. 'im fine,you hinata?' i asked politely. 'i-im good.' she said. 'well,i'll see you later blue rose(my nickname for the shy girl),ive got to do somethings,maybe we'll go out for pizza or something, sometime' i said with a wink as i walked out the door.

I just walked down the sidewalk not even knowing where i was going. It was a saturday after all. I decided to go to the park...

When i reached the park i sat down on an empty bench in a shady spot. I sat and layed back watching the childern laugh and play in the playground. Games of tag or hide and seek. Their mothers keeping a watchful eye over them while having conversations with other mothers. Bikers,riding around slowly on sidewalks. Joggers in running outfits listening to music plugged into their ears. Creating their own worlds with music,isloated from the rest of the world.

I sighed,tired.. So tired. Why me? Was i the only guy that this has happened to?..maybe. Who would be stupid enough to unknowingly piss off a demon? Apparently i can. First place for being naruto the airhead uzumaki.

I decided to ignore those thoughts for a second. Then at the strangest moment i watched a probably 12 year old girl blow up a condom and start hitting a kid with it. God is that how far our society has fallen? 12 year olds playing with condoms?

I could just see it now, 'monopoly, out of business!' 'come get condoms! Its the newest toy all the cool kids on the block have!'... Almost makes me shamed to be human.

I got up and made by way out of the park. Im pretty sure the whole condom thing left me scarred for life. Ah well just anther thing to add to 'how I naruto uzumaki am messed up' list, this will be my 126th entry. I dont know whether to celebrate or go kill myself.

I wonder what would happen if i did kill myself. It would probably be like this. A news paper,in the back on the right side bottom of the page a small box with tiny print: Local nobody commits sucide, news paper editor complains about waste of ink on this report. And then a picture of me drunk from some party i dont remeber right now. Yup, seems like the most logical outcome.

Ting...ting...i heard a sound.. But i ignored it and kept walking. When i looked up i saw the apartments again. God i REALLY needed to get a life. Or entertain my self with something Fun and addicting.. My first option was drugs. But hey getting drugs took effort...which i didnt have much of. So cross that out..for now.

'HELLO? Earth to clueless! HEY! Im TALKING to YOU!'

I looked around and only saw people walking past me and cars vrooming by. Some People walking looked creeped out when they saw me stare at them and others probably didnt care.

'Gosh! Am i speaking anther lanuage here? You no speaky english?'

I still couldnt see anyone talking to me..or atleast looking like they were.

I saw a quick blur of purple light and i sneezed. I felt something grab me and pull me into a dark alley. I fell to the ground. Then in front of me was a girl. She has purple hair and a purple star on her cheek,she was pouting and had her hands across her chest. Her shirt was checkered black with purple and she had black boots that went you to her knees.

'Well took you long enough. Im yuki.' she said.

'Right...and this matters why?' i asked her. 'Ugh ive come to protect and keep an eye on you, i really dont know what master sasuke sees in you. Your really dense for a human,but you are cute so i guess that makes up for it.' she told me. 'great so your my baby sitter from the demon sasuke? Geeze just when i thought my life couldnt get any worse. Now i have a babysitter when 16 years old.' i mumbled.

'Hey grumpy,im here cause my master sasuke sent me. If i had no choice, neither do you. Now there are two options you cheer up and make it snappy so we can actually have fun or keep being emo self and i'll bother the hell out of you for kicks.' she said with smirk and an evil gleam in her eyes.

'hmft, what are you anyways?' i said her. 'Im a demon, sasuke made me so he's my master. I have to obey him. Even if it includes watching over his moody human. I have magic like him but not nearly as strong as him, his the most powerful demon there is.' she said proudly.

'How old are you?' i asked. 'im more than a hundred years old' she chirped.

'I see..so what, can people see you?' i asked her. 'Well yeah but only when i want them too,like right now. From human's point of view your talking to your self, you nut' she giggled. ~sweatdrop~ 'fantastic' i mumbled walking away from her.

As i walked yuki trailed next to me. Ranting on and on,eventually i tuned it out. We must have been a weird pair,walking the sidewalk. A blond with his hands in his pockets,black hood over his face and a uninterested look on his face with a hyper little ten year old looking girl skipping along next to him talking happly.

'im boooored.' she groaned. 'lets go to france! They make great bread and food there.' she said. 'what do you mean go to france? I dont have the money or means to go there' i told her. 'hft..money. Who needs that when we have magic?' she giggled. 'wait what are you-' i couldnt even finish my sentence before she grabbed my hand and the world spinned with the colors mixing together.

Just when i thought i might threw up my guts and my head would pop from all the pressure, I feel to ground. 'ugh...' i groaned. I slowly my body and forced my eyes opened. Yuki was standing,with her eyes closed inhaling a deep breath. 'ah,fance' i said in a wishful tone of voice.

I perked up on my elbows. We were on a hill over viewing the whole city,the world famous tower sticking up out in plain view.

Fance the city of le amor... How corny is that?

When we are walking around the city like tourists i noticed the people wore normal outfits than black and white like most posters and ideas when people think about france. 'Oooo! France has change over the last,wait what time is it?' she asked. 'uh..its 8:45pm' i said. 'No dummy,what date is it? Year month day things like that.' 'well its the 26 of may, 2010. Happy kiddo?' i asked her.

'Wow its been...atleast a 23 years. How this place has changed. ' she whistled for effect. 'ok yuki now that we here,and i dont know about you but im hungery for ramen. How are we going to eat? I dont have any french money on me and im pretty sure you dont either.' i told her. 'Hm..i have an idea! Oh and dont complain about it later.' she said.

She pulled us into an alley. Purple aura surranded her and she began to grow into an adult. Then she touched me and i started to shrink! I covered my mouth to hold back a scream. I looked through a broken and grimy mirror leaning on a trash can. God damn i was five years old again! But thank goodness my clothes had shrunk with me.

'Ok heres the plan, im your mom,your my kid and im going to get some guy to buy us food. Ok? Ok.' she grabbed my hand and pulled me. We had found some benchs by a fountain and we sat down. Yuki had barely sat down when a guy had walked over. I sat to listen them talking in french, oh how fustrating not understanding what was going on.

Yuki put on and cutesy face then the guy said something. Yuki giggled. Then she turned and told me 'ok his taking us to a resturant he doesnt know english so thats a good thing.' she said. I would have left my mouth opened if i didnt think a fly would wonder in and choke me. Yuki must have a way with words if she achieved this. Note to self:never get into an agruement with her.

I will most likely lose.

I had to sit in a boaster seat...if ra was watching this im sure his ass was entertained. I put my head down as yuki and the guy talked in foreign. Finally the waiter came over.

'Hello and welcome to le cheze' he said. Le cheze? They named a resturant after cheese? Weird. 'May i take you order?' he asked. Yuki and the guy ordered in french. Wait she said ramen! I dont care what language its in, ramen is ramen. The greatest stuff in the world. I sat up straight as i excitedly waited for a bowl of the world's best food.

After a while of waiting the waiter came back with my bowl of ramen,steam gently floating up into the air then disappearing. Then he brought two plates for yuki and the guy. I eventually found out that the green pukeish looking thing on their plates was cooked snails..it didnt make anything better that it was snails and not puke.

Our meals ended,the guy payed for them in weird gold coins and pale green paper and then they brought us bread. When i took a bite out of one i tasted paper. I spit it out and broke the rest of the bread and on the inside was, isnt this surprizing?, paper. I picked it up. On the front it had a message in english on the back, french.

'lately you have been getting good luck, dont worry your life with get even better' it said.

Wow...it was WAYY off from the truth. Lately i had been turned into the slave or whatever of a demon, gained a 10 year looking baby sitter who annoys the hell out of me and hey just for kicks and a free meal i was turned into a 5 year old. If this was good luck i must have had it backwards all these years.

Then without warning i was back in an alley with yuki standing next to me. 'What the hell? Ugh, whatever... change me back now damn it!' i told her. 'Yeah that guy was getting to be a prevert. But we did eat. Hold your diapers im on it, im on it!' she told me. The purple aura surrounded us again and we were back to normal.

'Ok. Home. Now yuki.' i told her. 'Dang your no fun,fine grumpy.' she grabbed my hand again and the world spun again,the colors mixing into black. And finally i fell on to,what i could only guess was a bed. When i opened my eyes i saw the familar crapy sealing and grey fan. I sat up and yes! I was at my apartment! Oh how i missed it..

Wow...isnt this bittersweet?

I looked around and saw no yuki. Then suddenly i saw her infront of my face, the size of one of my fingers. 'heh you thought i was gone didnt you? Well dont break out the bean dip just yet naruto, im not going anywhere.' she said with a smirk and her arms crossed in front of her chest.

'Yay!' she cheered out of nowhere as i was laying down, eyes closed. 'geeze yuki,my ears will bleed of these days. What are you yaying about?' i grumbled to her. 'A joyous event! Master's coming! He's close too!' she giggled like a school girl. Damn i thought..i wanted to sleep. Now i have to protect my virginity. Just peachy.

'My cute Slave! Im home!' sasuke said as he poofed up, out of nowhere.

I pretended to be asleep. 'aww will you look at him so peaceful... Yuki, is he really asleep?' he asked. 'Nope, he isnt master.' she chirped happyly. 'I see' he said. I could just picture him smirking. I opened my eyes only to find him on top of me and his face an inch away from mine.

'Ahh, what the hell are you doing?' i said as i tryed to push him off...all i succeded in doing was wiggled underneth his strength and bigger body. I froze when i felt something hard poke me.

'im horny and i want my slave' sasuke whispered lustfully into my ear. He grabbed my wrists and held them above my head in a firm grip. He then put a knee up in my crouch and spreaded my legs apart. 'Yuki,outside. Dont come in til i say so.' he commanded. 'ok master' she said.

'Now where were we?' he said. His lips kissed me, then his tounge flicked over my lips asking for enterance. When i wouldnt,he forced his tounge past my lips. His other hand crawled slowly up my shirt to my nipple,then he teased,pulled and messaged it. He grounded his hips into me and i could feel his erection on me.

Then my body began to betray me.

I moaned so much. His tounge exploring what was my mouth,his hand touching my nipple and his erection grinding on my forming one, all of it sending waves of pleasure into my body. He stopped kissing me and i watched a trail of salva from our connecting mouths. It broke and left salva on the corner on my mouth.

'Ohh...sasuke...sasuke..oh...its..so..good... S-so good...' I moaned endlessly.

His hand came out off my shirt and ripped it clean off with one pull. His hands still holding me wrists, with him still grinding into me, he bent over and started licking and kissing my chest and stomach. He stopped moving and grabbed my wrists and tied them on the bed railings with probably magic cuffs.

He started kissing my stomach and lead him down to my pants. He kissed down my pants to my clothed erection. He kissed it,took it in his mouth and nibbed on it a bit and breathed his hot breath on it. I tryed to buck into his mouth to get more but his hands were on my legs preventing me from doing so. I needed more. I needed so much more.

Sasuke's point of view

I was teasing him,making him want me,need to to the point where- 'S-sasuke please...i need more..i n-need you..stop teasing me.' naruto said desperately. I smirked. To the point where he'd beg for me. I had activated the mark a while before. Thats when he started moaning so hotly.

I began to take off my clothes. When i was completely naked i came over to naruto and pulled off his pants and underwear letting proud little naruto jr stand tall. Naruto hissed,probably from his finally freed erection.

I couldnt wait any longer. The sight was to much. Naruto naked,panting softly,eyes closed with a blush on his cheeks and his erection just twiching in expectation. I put his legs on my shoulders and covered my two fingers with salva. Then i pushed them into his qivering enterance.

His back arched and let out a pained howl. I started stretching him alot. Finally when i saw fit i pulled my fingers out and positions myself behing him. In one full thrust i deepened my entire length into him. When his screams finally lowered to whimpering i began to move,every slowly not to harm him anymore but oh how damn tight he was. Then finally he started to relax and i picked up the pace.

Naruto's point of view

The pain had moved on and now pleasure had taken over. With each thrust i felt our body mirge into one. Our moans and rythmns together. Til we reached the point where we were both on the edge. I organismed all over my stomach. And sasuke shivered and groaned my name as his hot cum filled my insides.

I was left dazed and sasuke pulled out. He flipped me on my stomach. I felt something enter me. Then he slipped on my underwear and mumbled some words under his breath. I felt my underwear tighten a bit. He then layed down by me and grabbed me by the waist. 'What did you do?' i mumbled sleeply. 'i put a butt plug into you and a spell on you so you can take your underwear off unless i say so or let you' he said.

I was shocked but too weak to do anything. His nail ran down my neck making a little cut and blood came up. He licked it away and then the mark started burning. His grip got tighter and he growled into my ear.

'If you ever betray me,you will pay. If this point on you are never to touch anyone again. No kissing, hugging or even accidental elbow rubs. If you EVER! EVER do YOU WILL PAY. YOUR MINE,i'll never let you forget.'

Ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo o Whoa! 1304 words...lot of work .
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