Hello minna, TakeshiYamamoto2980 here but in the story I'll be known as Ame-chan because my name's too long.
Do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
"thoughts"-italized
Warning: Idioticness, Curses, Blackmail, Ignoring, Terrible names, a little drama at the end, Blushing, Another language (maybe), Cluelessness, and many more.
Tsuna: Reborn, where are we going?
Reborn: You'll know soon Dame-Tsuna.
Reborn, Tsuna and his guardians, along with the Kokuyo Gang were walking down an alley in Namimori until they came in front of what looks to be a studio.
Tsuna: Reborn, what are we doing here?
Reborn: Stop asking and get in. *kicks Tsuna which causes him to enter the studio tripping*
Tsuna: Ow! Why'd you do that for?
Reborn: I wanted to.
Hayato: Why are we here anyway Reborn-san?
Takeshi: Yeah kid, you said it was something important.
Ryohei: Important to the EXTREME!
Ame-chan: I'll explain that.
They heard a female voice and in a flas a spotlight appeared on her.
Tsuna: Who are you?
Ama-chan: My name's Ame-chan, Dame-Tsuna.
Hayato: How dare you call Juudaime like that?
Ame-chan: Because I can. Mwhahahaha.
Everybody: "..." (sweatdropped)
Reborn: You're all going to answer questions from people all over the world about what they want to learn about you so you better answer them.
Tsuna: Why would we do that?
Hayato: Yeah, why do we have to answer questions from this stupid woman. *points at Ame-chan*
Ame-chan: Hey, I'm not stupid.
Hayato: Fine.
Ame-chan: Yay!
Hayato: You're an idiot.
Ame-chan: Well, you're an octupus-head.
Hayato: What? *irritated mark on his head*
Takeshi: Why do we have to answer her questions, kid?
Ame-chan: That's because... *gets a video clip from her jacket*
Tsuna: What's that? *pointing to the video tape*
Ame-chan: Do all of you remember last year's Vongola Christmas Party? *evil grin*
Hayato: Of course. All of us got drunk and as to the reports of the bystanders, we did some unusual stuff.
Ame-chan: *grin getting bigger and eviler*
Everybody: *wide-eyes* "You don't mean she"... they thought.
Tsuna: You don't mean you...
Ame-chan: This video tape contains the exact actions you did after you got drunk. Wouldn't it be disastrous if this would accidentaly be uploaded on youtube. *evil grin still present*
Everybody: "NOOOOOOO!"
Ame-chan: So... are you going to do it?
Hayato: Do you think we have any choice? *still wide-eyed and screamed at the girl*
Ame-chan: No, you don't so you better answer the questions, okay? *she said smiling*
Everybody: "This is going to be bad"
Ame-chan: Oh yeah, before we start.
Tsuna: What?
Ame-chan: I need you to call the first generation family for me.
Hayato: Why?
Ame-chan: Because people also asked them questions so they're suppose to answer them.
Takeshi: But how do we do that?
Reborn: Tsuna can do it.
Tsuna: What? I can?
Reborn: Call for Vongola Primo, his guardians should come with him.
Tsuna: I-I'll try.
Tsuna: "Giotto-san"
Giotto: "Why Tsunayoshi?"
Tsuna: "Could you help us out for a bit?"
Giotto: "Why? Is there something wrong?"
Tsuna: "A little"
Giotto: "Okay then, just wait"
Tsuna: "Thank you Giotto-san"
Giotto: "No problem"
The Vongola rings lighted and 7 colors of flames appeared out of nowhere and formed 7 people or maybe spirits. I don't know.
Giotto: So what happened Tsunayoshi?
Everybody: *pointed at Ame-chan*
Giotto and his guardians turned their direction to the girl they were pointing. The girl waved at them and smiled then they turned back their attention to Tsuna and the others.
Giotto: What about her?
Hayato: She said that we have to answer questions from people we don't know for her own uses.
Ame-chan: It's not for my use, it's for the readers.
Hayato: WHO CARES?
Ame-chan: *goes to the EMO corner sobbing*
Hayato: When the heck did this place have an EMO corner?
Reborn: about 5 minutes ago.
G: Fine, but what are we doing here?
Takeshi: She said those people have questions for you too.
Lampo: Wait, so we went here just for that?
Ryohei: EXTREMELY yes.
Lampo: Well, I'm out.
G: Me too.
Alaude: I am as well.
Daemon Spade: I have no reason to participate.
Giotto feels a tug on his cape and looks to find Tsuna with a puppy dog face saying "Please Giotto-san, our reputation depends on it"
Giotto: *sighs* Guys.
Giotto's guardians turned to him.
Giotto: We should help them. I think they really need it.
G: But Primo.
Giotto: Please G. *puppy dog look*
G: *sighs* Fine.
Lampo: If Primo says so, I'll do it.
Asari: Haha, this should be fun.
Knuckle: May the Lord guide us.
Alaude: I'll only do this once. *deathly glare*
Daemon Spade: Kufufufu~ Fine, if Vongola Primo says so.
Giotto: Thank guys.
Ame-chan: Yay. They agreed. Oh yeah, the Varia will be here shortly as well.
Tsuna: THE VARIA?
Ame-chan: Yeah I invited them as well.
Kyoya: How many people are you planning to victimize, herbivore?
Ame-chan: It depends on the readers.
Hayato: What readers would spend their time reading this stupid story of yours.
Ame-chan: Readers who are smart and thoughtful unlike you.
Hayato: What did you say?
Takeshi: Maa... Maa... Gokudera-kun. Let's just start already so this will end faster.
Ame-chan: Great idea Takeshi-kun. You know, I think you're smarter than that octupus-head.
Hayato: Baseball-freak smarter than me? Are you crazy or something?
Ame-chan: I am not.
Kyoya: Start this now herbivore.
Ame-chan: Hai, Hibari-sama.
Everybody: "Hibari-sama?"
Kyoya: At least she knows to give respect to those who has the right to have it. *smirking*
Ame-chan: These questions are from xXxRedFullMoonxXx who is the first one to ask. I love you so much Akai-chan.
Ame-chan pulls out flashcards from who knows where.
Ame-chan: First question: To Daemon Spade: Why did you choose to have bangs? :)
Daemon Spade: Kufufufu~ Did someone just complained about my bangs? *murderous aura*
Ame-chan: N-No, they're asking why did you have them. Look it even has a smiley face at the end of the question. *nervously saying*
Daemon Spade: *murderous aura disappears* Oh, that's because it's stylish.
Ame-chan: In what era?
Daemon Spade: *murderous aura back* Did you say something sweetie?
Ame-chan: No, I think your bangs rocks. *gives a double thumbs-up*
Everybody: "..." (sweatdropped)
Ame-chan: Enough of that. Next question: To G: What's your real name?
G: *surprised and speechless*
Giotto: *try hard not to laugh*
Ame-chan: What's funny?
Giotto: *snicker* Nothing *snicker* is *snicker* funny*snicker*
But Giotto couldn't contain it and laughed HARD and LOUD. He is now laughing, laying on the floor and clutching his stomach.
G: *blushes*
Ame-chan: Am I missing something? *clueless*
Giotto: G is a code name for his true name but he doesn't want anybody to know about it but I accidently heard his true name when he was on the phone.
After saying that, Giotto started laughing again.
G: *blushing harder*
Ame-chan: So what is your true name G?
G: Gr... Gr... Gr... *still blushing*
Ame-chan: Gr-what?
G: Gr... Gr... Gra...
Ame-chan: Gra-what? Granard, Gratious, Grace?
G: *silenced*
Giotto: Started laugind again.
Ame-chan: Wait a minute. Grace? Grace's you real name?
G: *blushing like he never blushed before*
...Silence...
Everybody: *laughing as hard as Giotto*
Ame-chan: B-But G-Grace is a g-girl's name? *said between laugs*
G: It's not my fault. The doctor said I was a girl when I was still in my mother's tummy so they named me beforehand. When I was born and knew that I was a boy, it was too late. They already made a birth certificate out of excitement and put the name Grace there so I had no choice.
Ame-chan: S-So that's why you use G instead. *still laughing*
G: Yes, so stop laughing. *said angrily*
Ame-chan: Fine. *wiping tears from her eyes* but that was hilarious.
G: Hmph.
Ame-chan: Next question...
The next question was about to be said but a familiar ear-breaking scream was heard.
Squalo: VOOOOOOOOIIIIII!
Tsuna: My ears. *covers his ears*
Everybody: *followed what Tsuna did*
Squalo: You fucking brats, what are you doing here?
Bel: Shishishishi~ So many peasants.
Fran: Bel-sempai, get your knifes of my head.
Bel: Shut up stuppid froggy.
Lussuria: Helooo~ Everyone.
Xanxus: Thrashes!
Levi: Boss.
Mammon: I only came because I was paid to come.
Ame-chan: The Varia are finally here. Just in time for the next question.
Hayato: My ears are bleeding.
Ame-chan: You and your needs. Anyways, To Squalo:What shampoo do you use? xD
Squalo: VOOOIIIII! ME?
Ame-chan: Yes you. And if you don't stop VOI-ing, I'll VOI you and your fucking team mates out of here. *irritated*
Varia: *shudders*
Bel: She's scary.
Tsuna: We all know what you mean.
Everybody: *nods*
Ame-chan: Squalo, anytime now.
Squalo: VO...
Ame-chan: *murdurous aura*
Squalo: *shivers* I just use normal ones.
Ame-chan: *murderous aura gone* But how is it that your hair is so smooth and silky?
Squalo: It's just is.
Ame-chan: I'm okay with that answer so next question.
Squalo: *sighs in relief*
Ame-chan: To Xanxus: Are you in any way related to the 2nd Vongola boss? Why do you always kick a chair? Is it always replaced or you drag the same old chair wherever you go? xD
Xanxus: I think he's my fucking great-great-great grandfather or something and what do you care about a fucking chair, bitch? It's jus...
Ame-chan: Can you answer the question without cursing, you fucking bitch. They're fucking kids reading this, you damn idiot. *said with a murderous aura and a chainsaw in a hand*
Xanxus: What are you going to do with that chainsaw? *said nervously*
Ame-chan: I'm going to slice through your fucking mouth so you won't fucking curse ever again. *sound of chainsaw*
Xanxus: No! Please have mercy. I won't do it again.
Ame-chan: Do you promise that?
Xanxus: Yes.
Ame-chan: Fine then. *throws the chainsaw backwards, not caring who it'll hit (unfortunately it was Levi) an smiles* Let's continue then.
Everybody (except Hibari): "I'm really afraid of her now"
Kyoya: Wao. That was impressive, omnivore.
Everybody turns their direction to a smirking Hibari disbelief in their faces.
Everbody (except Hibari): "Is he serious?"
Ame-chan: Arigatou Hibari-sama. I'm honored to be called an omnivore by you. *bowing*
Everybody: *sweatdropped*
Ame-chan: Next question: To Lussuria: Why are you gay? How did it happen? What do you feel for EACH of your fellow Varia members? [I do not have anything against you. Just curious. ^^]
Lussuria: Sweetie, I'm not gay. I just like guys better than girls. I feel nothing to each of my fellow Varia members though I fell that boss is getting too violent but it's hot seeing him like that, Squalo is noisy but that noise can be put into a good use if you know what I mean, Bel is throwing too much knifes at Fran but I think that's hot as well, Levi is just ugly, Mammon is too much engrossed in money.
Everybody: *sweatdropped* "Isn't that the same as being gay"
Squalo: VOI! What did you mean by that?
Lussuria: Nothing.
Ame-chan: Okay. Next question: OMG!
Everybody: What?
Ame-chan: It's for Hibari-sama.
Everybody: "Oh no!"
Kyoya: Ask away herbivore. I want this to end quickly.
Ame-chan: A-Are you sure Hibari-sama?
Kyoya: Yes, I'm sure so just say it before I bite you to death.
Ame-chan: Okay. *gulps* To Hibari: What kind of girls do you like? And you are OBLIGED to answer this. :)
...Silence...
Everybody: "We knew it was a bad idea"
Kyoya: Girls I like?
Ame-chan: Y-Yes Hibari-sama. *nervous*
Kyoya: Hn.
Ame-chan: H-Hibari-sama?
Kyoya: I don't care about their looks but they shouldn't be ugly, they just have to be strong and interests me. They should also be quiet because I don't like noises. And finally, they must love Namimori.
Everybody: *jaws dropped*
Tsuna: "D-Did Hibari-san just answer that question? And it was about girls. Girls for heavens sake.
Ame-chan: *speechless and jaw-dropped as well*
Kyoya: Omnivore, close your mouth. Only herbivores do that. *looks at the others, their jaws still dropped*
Ame-chan: T-Thank you H-Hibari-sama. Next question: To Mukuro: Why are you so creepy? I must say though, your pineapple hairstyle destroys your...EVIL persona. HA! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? xD
Mukuro: Kufufufu~ Did someone just called me creepy? And did someone just use "pineapple" and "hairstyle" in the same sentence? *murderous aura*
Ame-chan: N-No. N-No one at all.
Mukuro: Are you sure? *murderous aura getting larger*
Ame-chan: *hides behind Takeshi* Takeshi-nii, help me.
Mukuro: Kufufufu~ It's no use.
Mukuro appears behind her with a trident in hand.
Ame-chan: W-Wait, it was Akai-chan that asked that. *trying to put the blame on someone else*
Mukuro: That's true. *stops momentarily*
Ame-chan: *sighs in relief*
Mukuro: But you said it. *trident pointing at her forehead.
Ame-chan: I... I...
Mukuro: Kufufufu~ *pokes trident on Ame-chan's forehead*
Ame-chan: OWWWWWWW! You poked me? With that pointy thingy?
Mukuro: Kufufufufu~ It's called a trident dear.
Ame-chan: Don't you dear me!
Takeshi: Ame-chan, your forehead's bleeding.
Ame-chan: What? See what you and your over-sized fork did?
Mukuro: *eye twitching* over-sized fork?
Ame-chan: Yeah, it's an over-sized fork. Are you so hungry, you need that thing for eating?
Mukuro: *murderous aura* Take back what you said or...
Ame-chan: Or what... you'll poke me again with that fork of yours? Well, news flash, I'm not falling for that again. *takes a scythe out of nowhere and powered it up with sky flames*
Tsuna: Ame-chan, you have sky flames?
Ame-chan: I have sky, rain and cloud flames actually so prepare to be sliced.
Mukuro: W-Wait Ame-chan. L-Let's talk about this. *slowly backing away from the angry girl*
Ame-chan: I don't want to talk. I want to see your blood NOW.
Kyoya: Wow. Omnivore, you're almost a carnivore. *smirking*
Ame-chan: Really Hibari-sama?
Kyoya: Yes and if you slice that pineapple, you can call me Kyoya.
Everybody: "What?"
Ame-chan: Really Hibari-sama? Then... *faces Mukuro*
Mukuro: "This is bad" *starts to run away*
Ame-chan: Anyone wants a slice of pineapple Mukuro? *chases Mukuro*
...A few minutes later...
Ame-chan: I did what you want Hibari-sama.
Mukuro was cut in various places namely his arms, legs, cheek, back and stomach.
Mukuro: I think you overdid it a little Ame-chan. *clutching his wounds*
Ame-chan: No way pineapple. You got what you deserved.
Kyoya: Nicely done. You're officially a carnivore. *smirking*
Ame-chan: Arigatou Hibari-sama, I mean... Kyoya-san.
Mukuro: You know, this is your fault skylark.
Kyoya: And why is it mine *glaring at Mukuro*
Mukuro: You're a bad influence to Ame-chan.
Kyoya: I am not a bad influence to her. And your the one who's at fault, you poked her didn't you.
Ame-chan: Kyoya-san is right. It's your fault pineapple. *sticks tongue out*
Mukuro: I'm not in a state to fight anymore... *faints*
Chrome: Mukuro-sama.
Chikusa: Mukuro-sama.
Ken: Mukuro-san.
Takeshi: Why'd he faint.
Ame-chan: Blood loss but who cares.
Everybody: *nods*
Ame-chan: Next question: To Ken: Why do your abilities named 'Channels'? Isn't that for T.V.?
Ken: No way, pyon.
Ame-chan: They why?
Ken: Actually...
Ame-chan: Yes?
Ken: Uhm...
Ame-chan: Yes.
Ken: I forgot, pyon.
Everybody: *facepalmed*
Ame-chan: *sighs* I should've seen that one coming.
Ken: Sorry, pyon.
Ame-chan: It's okay, next question: *le gasp*
Tsuna: Why did you *le gasp*?
Ame-chan: It's because of the question.
Hayato: Why? What is it?
Takeshi: What's written in it?
Ame-chan: *ignoring Hayato* Takeshi-kun, you won't believe who it's for.
Hayato: Don't ignore me!
Ame-chan: *turns to Hayato* who are you again?
Hayato: *goes to the EMO corner*
Tsuna: Hayato, NOOOOO! Don't go there!
Hayato: Why Juudaime?
Tsuna: It was just painted recently.
Hayato: Huh? *looks at painted hands* Oh. When did this get painted?
Ryohei: It's EXTREMELY during the time Ame-chan EXTREMELY chase Mukuro?
Everybody: Oh *nods in approval*
Tsuna: Ame-chan, who's the next question for?
Ame-chan: Oh yeah. Akai-chan, are you really sure? *sighs* The next question... it's for...
Everybody: It's for...
Ame-chan: Byakuran.
Everybody: Oh.
...Silience...
Everybody: WHAT?
Hayato: Who in the right mind would ask that guy?
Takeshi: You're kidding right Ame-chan?
Ame-chan: *ignoring Hayato once again* Takeshi-kun, unfortunately, I'm not.
Tsuna: B-But Ame-chan, how will he answer the question? I kinda killed him in the future.
Reborn: Dame-Tsuna, this is a fanfiction. Anything can happen here as long as the author or autroress writes it.
Tsuna: Right.
Ame-chan: *sighs* I need to answer all the questions here or I won't get paid.
Everybody: You get paid?
Ame-chan: Of course. I wouldn't agree to be here if it wasn't for that.
Everybody: "That's unfair"
Ame-chan: So then let's welcome Byakuran-san, ex-dictator of the the world.
*applause*
Lambo: Where did that clapping came from?
Byakuran: Hello, everyone.
Hayato: Bastard, the only thing keeping me from blowing you up is that blackmail video of us.
Byakuran: Don't be so violent Gokudera-kun.
Xanxus: Says a man who wiped out ¾ of the population in thousands of worlds.
Byakuran: Touche.
Ame-chan: Back to the question. To Byakuran: Why is EVERYTHING about you WHITE? [Your hair, clothes, TEETH, headquarters, even family name: Gesso=chalk.] Wait a minute, Gesso means chalk?
Byakuran: Yes it does.
Ame-chan: Why?
Byakuran: Why what?
Ame-chan: Why chose a family name that means chalk.
Byakuran: I like the color white.
Ame-chan: That explains the first part of the question. But you know there are other white things; doves, gloves, and many more so why chalk?
Byakuran: Why do you complain about my family name? What about the Vongola? It means clam.
Ame-chan: Touche.
G: Bastard, what did you say about the Vongola name?
Byakuran: I said it means clam. Your family name only makes me hungry actually.
Hayato: Why you? Don't you dare mock the Vongola family.
Ame-chan: Why don't we only ask Giotto-san why did he name his family Vongola.
Everybody: *turns to Giotto*
Giotto: Huh? The reason I names the family "Vongola"?
Everybody: Yes.
Giotto: It's a funny story actually. I was asked what name the family will be many times by some people but I couldn't decide. I was hungry at that time and decide to go to a seafood restaurant. Then, a person went to me and asked "Sir, what will the family name be?" I didn't notice him and still looked at the menu thinking what I should order. I accidentaly said aloud "Clams would be nice" So when he heard it, he misunderstood it as the family name, he was asking so that's the origin of the family name.
Everybody was shocked about the explanation of Giotto. Who wouldn't? If someone knew that the family name of the strongest Mafia family came from a misunderstanding of the Vongola Primo's order at a restaurant, of course he'll be shocked?
Tsuna: G-Giotto-san, is that true?
Giotto: I'm afraid it is.
Ame-chan: Byakuran, I'm sorry for complaining about you family name.
Byakuran: Apology accepted. *stil surprised at Giotto's explanation*
Ame-chan: Oh. The next question is for Ryohei-kun.
Ryohei: I'm EXTREMELY excited about that EXTREME question that i'll answer EXTREMELY!
Ame-chan: Uh, okay. To Ryohei: Is it true that you and Hana-san are a couple in the future? :)
...Silence...
Ryohei: "..."
Ame-chan: Ryohei-kun?
Ryohei: "..."
Hayato: Wow. That question actually made turf-top speechless.
Ryohei: "..."
Takeshi: Haha. Sempai can't answer.
Ryohei: "..."
Tsuna: Onii-san, are you okay?
Ryohei: "..."
Hayato: Oi, say something.
Ryohei: "..."
Takeshi: S-Sempai, are you alright?
Ryohei: "..."
Tsuna: O-Onii-san?
Ryohei: "..."
Ame-chan: Uhm. Ryohei-kun.
Ryohei: "..."
Hayato: Earth to turf-top *waves hand in front of Ryohei's face*
Ryohei: "..."
Tsuna: W-What happened to Onii-san?
Reborn: Calm down, Dame-Tsuna, he fainted.
Tsuna: EHHH?
Reborn: He should regain conciousness about... NOW.
Ryohei: EXTREME!
Reborn: Welcome back, Ryohei.
Ryohei: What EXTREMELY happened? I EXTREMELY don't understand.
Ame-chan: Ryohei-kun, you fainted after I asked you the question.
Ryohei: What EXTREME question? *speechless*
Tsuna: Onii-san?
Ryohei: "..."
Hayato: Here we go again.
Ame-chan: Next question: To Yamamoto: Same question as Hibari's. :D It's intended for someone. :)
...Silence...
Ame-chan: EHHHH! Akai-chan, who are you referring to? *blushing*
Hayato: *evil grin* looks like someone likes the baseball-freak.
Ame-chan: *blushes even harder*
Mukuro: Oh... Looks like Ame-chan met another rain. *evil smirk*
Ame-chan: What the heck are you two talking about? *blushes even harder*
Takeshi: Ah well, I don't really care about her looks, she should be nice but at the same time strong, athletic and i don't care if she's smart, and likes baseball.
Ame-chan: *never stopped blushing*
Hayato: Hey, baseball-idiot.
Takeshi: Why Hayato?
Hayato: Ame-chan likes baseball.
Ame-chan: Huh?
Takeshi: Really Ame-chan?
Ame-chan: *nods while blushing*
Takeshi: What a coincidence.
Mukuro: The things you did to me proves you're strong but if you really want to kill me or at least make my health crirical, you would've hit my vitals so that proves you're not only strong but nice *evil grin*
Takeshi: That's right.
Ame-chan: I... I...
Hayato: You were able to chase Rokudo right so that means you're athletic as well but I don't know if you're smart but that doesn't matter.
Ame-chan: I... I...
Takeshi: Really Ame-chan? Then you're really my type.
Ame-chan: I... I... *faints*
Tsuna: Ame-chan.
Mukuro: Revenge is sweet.
Hayato: You got that right. That's what you get for ignoring me all the time.
Ame-chan: Oh really.
Mukuro and Hayato gulped and look back at Ame-chan.
Ame-chan: *murderous aura* Really? Do you think I'll let you get away?
Hayato: W-Wait Ame-chan, we're sorry.
Mukuro: M-Me too.
Ame-chan: Don't worry I forgive you *holding two kunai covered in rain flames* After I get even.
Mukuro and Hayato: "Oh no"
...After a few minutes...
Ame-chan: *dusting her hands* You're right, revenge is sweet.
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun, Mukuro-san, are you alright?
Hayato: I'm alright Juudaime
Mukuro: Don't worry Tsunayoshi-kun.
Ame-chan: Let's get back to the next question. Oh look, it's for Fuuta.
Fuuta: Me?
Ame-chan: Yes you. To Fuuta: How do your BIG ranking book fit inside your clothes?
Fuuta: I'm sorry but I can't tell you that.
Ame-chan: But why?
Reborn: Because it's an "omerta"
Ame-chan: "Omerta?"
Reborn: It means if you tell someone about it, your family will kill you.
Ame-chan: That's harsh.
Fuuta: I'm really sorry Ame-nee-chan. *starts to cry*
Ame-chan: *hugs Fuuta* It's okay Fuuta, don't worry, I know they'll understand.
Fuuta: *raises a thumbs-up to Reborn*
Reborn: *returns the thumb-up*
Tsuna: "Why do I suspect a lie here"
Ame-chan: Next question is for... Nana-san.
Nana: Hello everyone.
Tsuna: M-Mom?
Nana: Hello Tsu-kun.
Ame-chan: Nana-san...
Nana: Please, call me Mama.
Ame-chan: Okay then, Mama here's the question: To Nana Sawada: Why don't you care even if your house is full of suspicious freeloaders?
Nana: Huh? I don't get it.
Ame-chan: Just forget it Mama.
Nana: Okay then, I'll see you at home Tsu-kun.
Tsuna: Bye Mom.
Ame-chan: Next is for... G... I mean Grace *snicker* again
G: I said stop laughing.
Ame-chan: Fine. Here's the question: To G., again: Why do you have a tatoo on your face? What is it for?
G: It's to prove my manliness, of course.
Hayato: Yeah, like your name.
G: Why you?
Ame-chan: Next question is for the Cervello.
Everybody: WHAT?
Cervello: Hello everyone.
Ryohei: What are They EXTREMELY doing here?
Ame-chan: To answer the question, of course. To the Cervello: Are you guys really traitors? I mean you should be on the Vongola, but you keep switching sides. [Varia, Millefiore.] :D
Hayato: That Akai-chan is an idiot.
Ame-chan: How dare you call Akai-chan an idiot?
Hayato: Because the Varia is already part of the Vongola.
Ame-chan: Oh yeah. Akai-chan... Hayato called you an idiot so come by here anytime to punch, kick or tickle him, okay?
Hayato: WTF!
Ame-chan: I said no cursing. Back to the Cervello, so what's your answer.
Cervello: We are not traitors, we just go to the side that is more powerful or that has the most possibility of winning. If the family we are in is weaker than the other, we go to the side of the other.
Everybody: "WTF!"
Ame-chan: Hate to break it to you but... THAT'S WHAT TRAITORS DO!
Cervello: Really?
Ame-chan: Yes. Next question is for Lambo.
Lambo: Gyahahaha. The amazing Lambo finally steps out.
Ame-chan: Actually, I don't want you. I want the 15-year old you.
Lambo: *goes to EMO corner*
Reborn: *gets the 10-year bazooka and hits Lambo*
Adult Lambo: Yare Yare. I'm in the past again.
Ame-chan: Hi Lambo-chan.
Adult Lambo: A-Ame-nee-chan. Please I'll answer anything you want, please don't hurt me *kneels to Ame-chan*
Ame-chan: Huh? Well, okay then.
Everybody: "What could the future be like if the Adult Lambo said that" *gulps*
Ame-chan: It says: To 15-year-old Lambo: Do you like I-pin? :D
Adult Lambo: Uh... I... La... *blushing*
Ame-chan: Huh? Is this a new language?
Everybody: "Is she serious?"
Adult Lambo: I... La... Uh...
*poof*
Ame-chan: Looks like we can't answer this one.
Everyone: "Is she that dense?"
Takeshi: Haha, Ame-chan is really dense.
Ame-chan: Huh?
Everybody: Huh?
Takeshi: But that makes Ame-chan cuter than before.
Ame-chan: T-Takeshi-k-kun, w-what a-are y-you s-saying? *blushes*
Takeshi: Even your stummering is cute.
Ame-chan: *speechless* (o/o)
Hayato: *elbows Ame-chan on the shoulder* You know, what he said is almost like a confesion.
Ame-chan: *still speechless* (o/o)
Hayato: You should return his feelings.
Ame-chan: *holds up a blade covered in cloud flames* Didn't you learn anything yet?
Hayato: W-Wait!
Ame-chan: DIE!
Hayato: Ahhhhhhhh...
Mukuro: I already learned mine.
Ame-chan: That's good Mukuro-kun. The next question is for someone named Birds. Who is he?
Hayato: Who's that?
Takeshi: Don't know.
Kyoya: Was there even a character named like that?
Birds: Of course there is.
Everyone: *turns directions to an UGLY old man with glasses making him more UGLY.
Tsuna: Oh it's you.
Hayato: I never even remembered you name.
Takeshi: Me too.
Birds: *EMO corner*
Ame-chan: Okay Birds-san. Here's the question: To Birds: Why is your name 'Birds'? Is that even your real name? And where do I find a bird like Hibird? xD
Birds: It's the name my parents gave me, I don't have a choice.
G: I feel for you man. We were both cursed with names we don't like.
Ame-chan: What are you saying Grace, you have a wonderful name. *snicker*
G: Shut up!
Birds: Who's Hibird?
Midori tanabiku Namimori no Dainaku Shounaku Nami de ii~
Hibird: Hibari! Hibari!
Birds: Oh Birdie!
Everybody: Birdie?
Birds: That's his name.
Ame-chan: What? How could you? How could you give someone as cute as Hibird a terrible name like that.
Birds: But...
G: You my friend inherited you parents terrible naming gene.
Ame-chan: No wonder Hibird wanted to be with Hibari. He's better at giving names.
Hibird: Hibari! Hibari!
Kyoya: You, herbivore.
Everybody: *turns direction to Kyoya*
Birds: Me?
Kyoya: Yes you, how dare you give my pet a terrible name like that, I'll bite you to death.
Birds: NOOOOO!
...After 3 minutes of biting to death...
Ame-chan: Tsuna-kun.
Tsuna: Why Ame-chan?
Ame-chan: Do you remember the person earlier? You know, the ugly man with ugly glasses who Hibari bited to death because of giving Hibird a bad name.
Tsuna: Actually, no. Does anyone remember?
Everybody: *shooks their head*
Ame-chan: Oh well, who cares? Next question: To Chrome: Who do you like more? Ken or Chikusa? And WHY? :D
Chrome: Uhm... (o/o)
Ken: What kind of question was that, pyon?
Chikusa: I agree with Ken for once.
Ame-chan: Don't blame me, blame Akai-chan.
Chrome: (o/o)
Ken: Well, what are you waiting for? Choose already, pyon.
Chikusa: Chrome, just choose.
Chrome: I... I...(o/o)
Ken: Well, pyon?
Chikusa: Well?
Chrome: I... I... (o/o) *faints*
Ame-chan: Ah. Chrome-chan fainted.
Ken: Hey wake up, pyon!
Mukuro: Kufufufu~ What did you do to my Chrome, Ken?*the-you-know-what aura*
Ken: Mukuro-san, I did nothing.
Mukuro: Oh really? *trident appears* I don't think so.
Ken: W-Wait Mukuro-san. OW!
Ame-chan: Wait a minute, why did you poke me on the forehead while you only whack your over-sized fork at him?
Mukuro: Because he obeys to my every command while you obey the skylark.
Ame-chan: That's because Kyoya-san is less creepier and doesn't have an over-sized fork.
Mukuro: But he has his tonfas.
Ame-chan: So... his weapon doesn't allow himself to take over people by slashing them.
Mukuro: You have a point there.
Ame-chan: Thanks! The next question is for Alaude.
Alaude: "..."
Ame-chan: Please answer it Alaude-san.
Alaude: If it interests me.
Ame-chan: To Alaude: Why do I exist? xD. What kind of question is that?
Alaude: Why ask me, ask your that to your parents. They should know why you existed in this world to only die in it one day.
Everybody: WTF!
Ame-chan: *le gasp* Alaude, you're an EMO!
Alaude: So what if I am, I'm already dead anyway.
Ame-chan: Snap out of it Alaude-san! *slaps Alaude*
Alaude: Why the heck did you slap me?
Ame-chan: Alaude-san, please don't be an EMO.
Alaude: I ain't so stop shaking me.
Alaude pushed Ame-chan away (aww...) but she ended up knocking Takeshi over and falling on him. Their lips were only a few centimeters away.
...A few seconds after...
Ame-chan: S-Sorry T-Takeshi-kun. (o/o)
Takeshi: D-Don't w-worry a-about i-it.
Ame-chan: B-But I *Ame-chan looked up to Takeshi but their gazes met so they quickly turned their heads around blushing*
Giotto: *sighs* young love.
Ame-chan: W-What are you t-talking about G-Giotto-san? (o/o)
Giotto: Nothing. Just continue.
Ame-chan: Okay. The next questions are from mogu95. Arigatou.
Tsuna: Hey Ame-chan. *holding a flash card*
Ame-chan: What is it Tsuna-kun?
Tsuna: The next question is for you.
Ame-chan: Really? *takes the flash card* It is.
Hayato: So what did he/she ask you?
Takeshi: Yeah, what?
Ame-chan: *still ignoring Hayato and blushing at Takeshi* S-She asked me w-why am I d-doing this k-kind of f-fanfic and if I t-think it'll be p-popular. (o/o)
Takeshi: Haha. Well then, answer it. Your the one that was asked right. *grinning innocently*
Ame-chan: H-Hai! (o/o)
Everybody: "Takeshi is really really dense"
Ame-chan: *back to old self* Well mogu95-chan, I read some of this types of fanfic and decided to try it. It won't hurt me right?
Everybody: "It's us that will be hurt though" *scared*
Ame-chan: And for the next question, I don't know. I'll try to make it at least. Next question: to Belphegor and Rasiel:how comes you haven't seen each other for like 6 years or so,yet you both have the tiaras?
Bel and Rasiel: Shishishishi~ That's because I'm a prince *both said in unison*
Bel: Shishishishi~ I hate to break it to you brother but I am the prince, not you. Shishishi~
Rasiel: Shishishi~ I beg to differ, brother. I am the prince here. Shishishishi~
Bel: Shishishishi~
Rasiel: Shishishishi~
Bel: Shishishishi~
Rasiel: Shishishishi~
Bel: Shishi...
Ame-chan: Could you both stop shishishi-ing!
Everybody: Is that even a word?
Ame-chan: WHO CARES? If I hear another shi from both of you, there won't be anymore princes here, understand?
Bel: Looks like the peasant lost it.
Rasiel: Sure did.
Ame-chan: And for the last time, I'm not a peasant, okay? None of us are!
Bel: Whatever you say, peasant. Shishishishi~
Rasiel: Whatever you want, peasant. Shishishishi~
Ame-chan: That's it! *steals the over-sized fork from Mukuro*
Mukuro: Hey, my fork!
Ame-chan: Oh, so you admit it is a fork.
Mukuro: No, I didn't and it's not. Now give it back.
Ame-chan: Stop whining. You can eat with it later.
Mukuro: *goes to EMO corner* It's not a fork, It's not a fork, It's not a fork.
Everybody: "WTF!" (sweatdropped)
Ame-chan: Now prepare to be poked by the almighty over-sized fork. Whahahaha.
Everybody: "..." (sweatdropped)
Bel: S-Stop. T-The prince was k-kidding.
Rasiel: W-We promise, w-we won't do it again.
Ame-chan: Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit. *innocent smile turns to an evil smirk* It wil hurt very much.
Bel&Rasiel: WAHHHHHHH!
Ame-chan: Okay next question.
Bel&Rasiel: *holding various places that has been poked HARD*
Ame-chan: to Fran: why don't you just make an illusion of your frog hat instead of actually wearing it?
Fran: That's because...
Ame-chan: That's because...?
Fran: Because...
Ame-chan: Because...?
Fran: Uhm...
Ame-chan: Just tell us, would you?
Fran: It never occured to me.
Ame-chan: *eye twitching* "How idiotic could these people get?"
Reborn: Very.
Ame-chan: *sighs* Next question: to all (especially Reborn):why didn't you just killed Byakuran with a sword,a gun or something like that while he was talking?,is it that fighting without flames is totally out of style now?
Reborn: Of course not. Fighting him with flames is hard enough, fighting him without flames is already suicidal.
Ame-chan: The question said while he was talking.
Tsuna: Even though.
Hayato: We can't attack him while he is talking because we don't know if he has some plan or trap once we attack him.
Ame-chan: You finally made sanse for once Hayato.
Hayato: Stupid woman, I have been making sense since the beginning.
Ame-chan: Who are you again?
Hayato: *goes to EMO corner* She should've known my name by now. She should've, She should've.
Giotto: How many people are you going to make go to the EMO corner?
Ame-chan: A lot.
Giotto: I knew it *sighs*
Tsuna: Ame-chan: There's a cookie here for you.
Ame-chan: COOKIE! Where?
Everybody: WTF!
Tsuna: Uh, here. *holds up cookie*
Ame-chan: COOOOOOKIE! *snatches cookie from Tsuna and starts to eat it* Thanks so much mogu95.
Mukuro: "So, she likes cookies. I smell a revenge plot coming up". *smirking*
Ame-chan: I really like cookies.
Asari: We can see that.
Ame-chan: So if a person uses cookies to get revenge with me, things will happen to him.
Mukuro: *shudders* "Okay, bad plan. Forget it."
Ame-chan: The next questions are from tokyogothlolita. Arigatou.
Tsuna: How many people are left?
Ame-chan: Three more including tokyogothlolita-san.
Everybody: *groans*
Ame-chan: Next: HIbari: if Dino-san would propose to you...would you accept it? :D Looks like this reviewer is a D18 fan.
Everybody: "Is that person asking for a death wish"
Kyoya: Why the hell would I would the Bucking Horse ask that and why the hell would I accept? *extremely murderous aura*
Ame-chan: Just admit it Kyoya-san. All those yaoi fangirls out there would die happy if you did.
Kyoya: Carnivore, I don't care if those herbivores would die happily or not. I will never admit it. *still pissed off*
Ame-chan: Right... Because you like Tsuna-kun.
Kyoya: Corr... What did you say? *irritated*
Tsuna: EHHHHH? (o/o)
Everybody: What did you just say?
Ame-chan: I said Kyoya-san likes Tsuna-kun, what else?
Kyoya: What makes you say that? *now holding tonfas*
Ame-chan: A little bit of deduction and what happened at the Christmas party. *smirk*
Kyoya: *wide-eyes* "What the helll did I do?"
Ame-chan: That's for me to know and you never to find out, Kyoya-san. *still smirking* Next question: Yamamoto: ne yamamoto-kun...do you love Gokudera..? What? Looks like she's an 5980 fan as well. *sighs* Please answer it Takeshi-kun. "Please say no, Please say no, Please say no"
Takeshi: Huh? Me love Hayato? Yes.
Ame-chan: Okay then... Wait, WHAT?
Hayato: WHAT? (o/o)
Everybody: WHAT?
Takeshi: I said I like Hayato.
Ame-chan: No Takeshi-kun, don't say so.
Hayato: What the hell are you talking about baseball-freak? (o/o)
Takeshi: Why? *blinks innocently* Hayato is my friend right so I obviously would love him right?
Everybody: "He doesn't get it"
Ame-chan: Phew, for a moment there, I thought that he really loves Hayato.
Hayato: I'm not your fried baseball-freak. (o/o)
Takeshi: Of course you are.
Ame-chan: Next question... of it's just a delivery: Tsuna: hey there! :D just wanna give you this cookies I baked awhile ago.. *hands over the cookies. don't worry,it doesn't have any poison. :D
Tsuna: Really? Arigatou tokyogothlolita-san.
Mukuro: Kufufufu~ Tsunayoshi-kun and cookies. What a wonderful pair.
Tsuna: EHHHH?
Hayato: What are you saying you perverted pineapple.
Mukuro: *irritated* What did you say stupid-dog?
Kyoya: You're too noisy herbivores. *gets tonfas*
Mukuro: Looks like the skylark wants to play but unfortunately, Tsunayoshi-kun is already mine.
Kyoya: He's not yours, herbivore. *lunges at Mukuro with tonfas*
Mukuro: Kufufufufu~ Let's see skylark *trident clashes with tonfas*
Kyoya: Tsk.
Mukuro: Give up skylark, Tsunayoshi's mine.
Kyoya: You wish Rokudo.
Ame-chan: KYAAAAAAA! They're fighting for Tsu-kun. This is yaoi madness.
Everybody: "WTF"
Mukuro: Why don't we just ask Tsunayoshi-kun.
Kyoya: Fine.
Both of them turns to Tsuna and freezes at the sight; Tsuna had eaten the cookie and its crumbs stuck to the corner of his mouth making him look like a 5 year old eating a cookie. What more are those innocent chocolate brown eyes he has making everybody's thoughts the same.
Eveybody (including Kyoya & Mukuro): "CUTE"
Tsuna: Huh? *clueless*
Ame-chan: Before Tsuna-kun's cuteness infects us all, here's the next question.
Tsuna: Huh? *still clueless*
Ame-chan: Reborn:where did you get leon? did you brought it? or did someone gave it to you?
Reborn: That is classified information. *covers his eyes with his fedora*
Ame-chan: Please answer it Reborn.
Reborn: I said no.
Ame-chan: Please.
Reborn: No.
Ame-chan: Pretty please.
Reborn: That won't work.
Ame-chan: *sighs* Oh well, the next questions are from Kuro Shihouin. Thank you. To Bel: what kind of feelings do you have of Fran?
Bel: Shishishishi~ That's...
Ame-chan: *murderous aura* Did you remember what I said?
Bel: Y-Yes. The relationship we have is a royal prince and a stupid froggy.
Fran: I'm not stupid, Bel-sempai.
Bel: Yes you are.
Fran: Not.
Bel: Are.
Fran: Not.
Bel: Are.
Fran: Are.
Bel: Not, and that's final, froggy.
Fran: Okay then.
Bel: "Why do I have a feeling I was tricked"
Ame-chan: Idiot prince.
Bel: Hey!
Ame-chan: Enough with that. Next question: To Squalo: what kind of shampoo do you use? you tie your hair to sleep?
Squalo: VOI! That question again? And VOI! I do.
Ame-chan: I didn't even understand you answer because of all those VOI's! *murderous aura*
Squalo: Uh... I said that question again and I do.
Ame-chan: Good. Short and sweet. I like it. *murderous aura gone*
Squalo: She's scarier than the boss.
Varia: *nods*
Ame-chan: To Mukuro: What kind of.. girls, boys, etc. do you like?
Mukuro: Ame-chan and Tsunayoshi-kun.
Ame-chan: Okay... What?
Tsuna: What?
Everybody: What?
Mukuro: I said you and Tsunayoshi-kun.
Ame-chan: I heard you the first time but why? Newsflash, I just slashed you so many times earlier.
Mukuro: And I enjoyed it so many times.
Ame-chan: WTF! You're a massochist!
Mukuro: Yes.
Tsuna: Then why me?
Mukuro: You look like a fragile and innocent being at the outside but holds power and crime inside. That's what I need.
Everybody: *gaping at Mukuro's statement*
Giotto: You are sick.
Ryohei: You are EXTREMELY perverted.
Kyoya: Perverted herbivore.
Xanxus: Disgusting thrash.
Byakuran: You're worse than me.
Mukuro: *goes to EMO corner* I'm not perverted. I'm not pervented. I'm not perverted.
Ame-chan: Let's play no heed to the perverted pineapple here. *points to Mukuro* Next question is for Dino-san.
Dino: Hello minna.
Tsuna: Dino-san.
Dino: How's my little brother doing.
Tsuna: Fine Dino-san.
Kyoya: Bucking Horse.
Dino: Hi Kyoya, long time no see.
Tsuna: Ame-chan, how is Dino-san going to answer this? Romario isn't with him.
Ame-chan: Don't worry Tsuna-kun. He doesn't need Romario-san to answer this. Dino-san.
Dino: Call me Dino-nii, Amee-chan. I'll be you big brother as well. *grinning stupidly*
Everybody: "Is he serious"
Kyoya: Bucking Horse, she's already my charge.
Ame-chan: Eh. Dino-san, I would happily accept but it seems Kyoya-san doesn't want to.
Dino: Kyoya? Wow. This is the first time I seen anyone who call Kyoya by his first name other than me and not get beaten up. Now I really want you to call me Dino-nii.
Kyoya: Bucking Horse. *irritated*
Ame-chan: F-Fine Dino-nii. Kyoya-san, it's no big deal.
Kyoya: It is for me.
Ame-chan: But don't you like Tsuna-kun.
Dino: EH? You like my little brother, Kyoya?
Kyoya: Shut up Bucking Horse! *EXTREMELY irritaded*
Reborn: Ame-chan: I suggest you ask the question now.
Ame-chan: You're right Reborn. To Dino: why you are so clumsy but soo hot? I kinda agree with Kuro-san.
Dino: Wow. Really? Thanks for thinking of me that way but I'm not clumsy, just unlucky I guess.
Kyoya: What are you saying Bucking Horse? You don't call tripping over everything, even air, unlucky.
Dino: I do not trip over air, Kyoya. *trips over air* OW!
Kyoya: *sighs*
Ame-chan: Finally, the last reviewer. Jappy-chan.
Everybody: *cheers*
Ame-chan: She also only has one question.
Everybody: *cheers louder*
Ame-chan: You can't be that excited right?
G: Actually, we are.
Daemon Spade: We just want to be away from you as much as possible.
Squalo: Especially after what you did to us.
Bel: We're going to have trouble of going to sleep today.
Mukuro: That's right Ame-chan.
Ame-chan: Is that really what you feel? *starts sobbing*
Everybody: *nods*
Ame-chan: *starts crying* I hate all of you! *runs to another room*
Tsuna: Ame-chan.
Giotto; I think that was too much.
Hayato: I kinda fell guilty now.
Mukuro: Me too.
Asari: I guess we should apologize.
Mammon: I agree.
Byakuran: Let's go then.
All of them stood at the door but they were too scared to enter.
Dino: S-So who wants to go in first?
G: You go first flute-freak.
Asari: Why me?
Knuckle: You thought of this.
Asari: You agreed.
Daemon Spade: He has a point.
Alaude: Then you go in.
Daemon Spade: No way.
Mukuro: I nominate Yamamoto Takeshi to enter first.
Takeshi: Me?
Bel: He's right, she won't be too mad at you.
Squalo: I agree.
Hayato: Me too.
Tsuna: W-Wait, don't force Yamamoto-kun.
Takeshi: It's alright Tsuna.
Tsuna: Yamamoto-kun.
Takeshi: *gulps and slowly opens the door* Huh? There's no one here.
Everybody: What? *looks inside the room as well* You're right.
Giotto: Where could she have gone?
Kyoya: Herbivores, the window is open.
Everybody: Huh?
Xanxus: So what?
Tsuna: Don't tell me she...
G: She couldn't have...
Takeshi: She wouldn't have...
Everybody: Jumped of the window? *wide-eyes and sueprised*
Hayato: No, this is our fault. *clutches hands*
G: It is. *gritted his teeth*
Takeshi: She attempted suicide because of us *eyes teary*
Everybody: *the same reactions*
Tsuna: *tries to wipe the tears but they still came* She didn't even get to ask the last question.
Giotto: Ah.
Kyoya: Who is it for, anyway?
Takeshi: I don't know.
Ame-chan: It's for Hayato.
Hayato: So it's for me... Wait, who said that?
Ame-chan: Me, of course. *eating ice cream*
Takeshi: Ame-chan, you're alive.
Ame-chan: Uh... here I am.
Ryohei: But we EXTREMELY thought you jumped from that window *points at the window*
Ame-chan: I did.
Xanxus: But how are you alive?
Ame-chan: We're on the first floor.
Everybody: *facepalmed*
Reborn: "Idiots"
Tsuna: We're really sorry Ame-chan.
Hayato: Yeah, we didn't mean it.
Mukuro: Sorry Ame-chan.
Everybody: *bows in shame*
Ame-chan: It's no worry, guys.
Dino: But... Huh? Ame-chan, you're crying again.
Ame-chan: Huh? *wipes off tears* Sorry, I didn't notice.
Takeshi: Ame-chan.
Ame-chan: Just make it up by answering the last question.
Everybody: Sure.
Ame-chan: As I said, it's for Hayato-kun.
Hayato: I'm ready Ame-chan.
Ame-chan: To Gokudera: Are you hot for Tsuna?
Hayato: Huh? Of course not. Nothing is too hot or good for Juudaime.
Tsuna: *sweatdropped* "That's not what it means Gokudera-kun"
Ame-chan: *sweatdropped* That's not the meaning of the question, Hayato-kun.
Hayato: Huh?
Ame-chan: Your stupidity lasts until the end.
Hayato: WHAT?
Ame-chan: Sayonara minna. Hope you enjoy this chapter. 7184 words. Not bad.
Hpo you enjoyed. Sorry about the whole drame at the end. Please review minna and send in you questions, requests or virtual gifts.