Naruto Gone Wild
Oh dear! It looks like Konohamaru has already gone mad with power...even though he's only zapped two genin at most at this particular moment.
But guess what? In this chapter he's going to zap even more genin! Oh dear! Whose going to get zapped this time? And what's going to happen to Naruto himself? And will anyone else start to notice what Konohamaru is doing? Well, let me answer your questions...
Chapter 2: Terminal OOCness
After telling Konohamaru that he shouldn't play with guns, let alone state-of-the-art guns, Naruto went home to enjoy another delicious bowl of ramen.
Yet for some strange reason, he got the feeling that there was someone waiting for him inside. Then again, maybe he was just losing his marbles.
Nonetheless, he decided not to trust his instinct and go home anyway. His precious ramen was waiting for his arrival and he couldn't wait to devour it. Om nom nom nom.
However, as soon as he went home, he heard strange noises...noises that appeared to be coming from his bedroom.
"Huh? Did somebody break in while I was away? Hmm..." wondered Naruto.
Curious, he decided to enter his bedroom to investigate. But much to his surprise, there appeared to be no-one there.
"Huh, I guess I must be losing my marbles..." he thought.
Suddenly, he heard a door locking behind him...and he then realized that he had fallen for a trap.
"What the-" he thought.
Curious, he turned around, and all of sudden, blood started squirting from his nose.
As it turns out, Hinata was standing there...and to say the very least, she was dressed rather immodestly. Naruto personally wondered why she wearing a swimsuit when there wasn't any swimming pool or beach nearby.
Also, he got the feeling that Konohamaru hadn't unzapped Hinata like he had told him to do, and wondered if he should yell at him for his disobedience.
But for now, he had worse problems to attend to.
"Um, hi Hinata...can I, uh, ask you why you, uh, locked us in the same room together...Just wondering...heh heh heh." asked Naruto nervously.
"Oh...I just wanted us...to have some alone time." answered Hinata.
"Alone time?" inquired Naruto.
Suddenly, Hinata grabbed Naruto and started hugging him tightly.
"I love you Naruto! I love you so much! We were destined to be together!" she squealed.
"We were?" inquired Naruto.
"Of course we were! I hope we get married one day!" exclaimed Hinata.
"OK..." answered the genin.
"Now give me a great big kiss!" squealed the kunochi.
"What are you-"
Suddenly, Hinata started kissing Naruto as hard as she possibly could...the genin tried to break free, but for some strange reason, her lips were like glue.
And eventually, Naruto fainted and collapsed on the floor.
"Oh dear...it looks like Naruto fainted...I guess I'm going to have to give him mouth-to-mouth! Hee hee hee hee hee!" exclaimed Hinata.
Meanwhile in Kiba's residence...
"So let me get this straight, Konohamaru's running around zapping people with his ray gun so that he can rewire our brains?" questioned Kiba.
Akamaru nodded his head.
"Wow...I'm actually impressed that he could build such a thing..."
Little did he know that at that particular moment, Konohamaru had targeted him as his next victim.
Immediately, Akamaru barked as loud as he could, trying to warn his master that he was in danger of becoming brainwashed.
"What? He's right behind m-"
Unfortunately, Kiba noticed Konohamaru too late, and he was immediately zapped with the ray gun, much to Akamaru's horror.
The puppy immediately checked to see if his master was alright.
"That's right! Come here boy! I've got something to show you!" bellowed Kiba.
Akamaru did as his master asked. But he got the strange feeling that something was wrong.
"That's right...come here...that's close enough...good! Now sit down!" demanded the boy.
The puppy nodded, and immediately sat down right in front of his master.
Suddenly, Kiba put on a scary-looking mask...and scared the heck out of the poor puppy.
"Ooga booga booga!" exclaimed Kiba, waving his arms as he did so.
Akamaru promptly whimpered and ran out of Kiba's house. He immediately let out an evil laugh.
"That was absolutely hilarious!" he exclaimed.
"You're a jerk." said an unknown voice.
Curious, Kiba looked behind him and noticed that for some strange reason, there appeared to be a talking pink dog in his house...that for some reason could stand on his hind legs. How was that possible?
Kiba was about to say something, but apparently that was all that the dog wanted to say to him, as he promptly left through the dog door Akamaru typically used.
"Stupid dog..." muttered Kiba as he looked for more animals to scare.
Meanwhile, Konohamaru pulled out his list of genin to zap, and crossed off Team 8.
"So far so good! Now then, which team should I go after next?" inquired the boy.
He then noticed that right underneath Team 8 on his list was Team 10...and all of a sudden, he knew which team he wanted to zap next.
"Team 10, ready or not, here I come!" squealed Konohamaru as he went to hunt his next victims.
Around thirty minutes later...
"Hey Kurenai, what's the matter?" inquired Asuma. As it turns out, Kurenai was feeling a bit depressed.
Kurenai sighed.
"It's just that my students have been acting so strange today..." said Kurenai.
"How so?" inquired Asuma.
"Well, Hinata's basically become a teenage Mei Terumi...Shino's started yelling everything he says at the top of his lungs...and just recently Kiba started scaring small animals...I think he even scared his own dog." said the kunochi.
"That's pretty odd." agreed Asuma.
"I know...have your students been acting strangely too?" inquired Kurenai.
"No, they've been acting pretty normal, actually. In fact, they're just outside ordering some lunch..." answered the male jonin.
Kurenai let out a sigh of relief.
Speaking of which, let's check on Team 10...
As Asuma had said to Kurenai, Team 10 was in fact eating some lunch. Unfortunately, one of them was slowing them down.
"Choji, do you mind? Ryo doesn't grow on trees...and I want to do some shopping!" inquired Ino.
"Just let me finish my last plate of barbecue..." said Choji.
"You've already had seven plates of them already..." pointed out Shikamaru.
"I'm sorry...I'm just so hungry today." apologized the chubby genin.
Ino sighed. Choji was always hungry. And he was getting his lunch all over his face too. Why couldn't he use a napkin?
"Just hurry up so that we can go..." complained Ino.
Meanwhile, Konohamaru was hiding at the top of a nearby tree, ready to snipe Team 10 with his ray gun. In fact, he was struggling not to roll on the floor laughing, since that would likely make him fall out of the tree and therefore blow his cover.
"Now they're just making this too easy! There's all sitting there waiting to be zapped!" he thought.
The only problem was that he couldn't decide who to zap first. Should he zap Shikamaru? Should he zap Ino? Should he zap Choji?
Suddenly, Konohamaru remembered how fat Choji was...meaning that out of the three he would be the easiest to hit. Not only that, he apparently was the reason they were sitting there in the first place, judging from how much food he was eating.
All of a sudden, he knew who he wanted to zap first.
"Hasta la vista!" exclaimed Konohamaru as he fired the ray gun.
This can't be good for Team 10...
Choji ravenously ate his lunch, happy to satisfy his enormous appetite.
As it turned out, Shikamaru had fallen asleep, while Ino was busy putting on some lipstick and looking at her face in a mirror. Apparently they had realized that he wasn't going to finish his lunch anytime soon.
Suddenly, Choji was zapped by the OOC Ray Gun. Immediately, his personality began to change.
"Good lord! How did I get so fat?! I have to go on a diet immediately!" bellowed Choji, who was now concerned about his weight.
Immediately, he left the food court, hoping that he could find some fruit or vegetables to eat...or maybe find a fat camp.
Let's see if anyone noticed that.
"Did you see that?!" exclaimed Kurenai.
"What, what was it?" inquired Asuma.
"I could have sworn I saw a red beam striking one of your students..." said Kurenai.
"A red beam? You sure it wasn't just your imagination?" inquired Asuma.
"I don't know...maybe it was." answered the kunoichi.
"Did it hit anyone in particular?" asked the male jonin.
"It hit the chubby one, why?" answered Kurenai.
Curious, Asuma looked outside...and discovered that Choji was no longer sitting with Ino and Shikamaru. He promptly gasped.
"What is it?" inquired Kurenai.
"It's Choji! He's gone!" exclaimed Asuma.
"Wasn't he there a few minutes ago?" asked the powerful kunoichi.
"Hmm, I think you might be on to something, Kurenai..." agreed Asuma.
"Something strange is going on..." agreed Kurenai.
Meanwhile at the food court...
"Done and done! You look beautiful, girlfriend!" exclaimed Ino as she put her away her mirror and lipstick.
Looking around, she noticed that Shikamaru had fallen asleep. She promptly sighed.
"Darn it, now I'm going to have to wake him up...say, I wonder if Choji is done with his lunch..." said Ino.
Suddenly, she noticed that Choji had mysteriously left his seat...even more strangely, his lunch wasn't even finished.
"That's weird...Choji's never left a meal unfinished before...hey Shikamaru, wake up!" demanded Ino, shaking Shikamaru as she did so.
"What? What is it?" inquired the boy. "I was enjoying my nap..."
"It's Choji! He's disappeared! And he didn't even finish his lunch!" exclaimed Ino.
"What?! He didn't finish his lunch? That's impossible!" agreed Shikamaru.
"I know..." agreed Ino, staring at his half-eaten lunch.
"I'm going to go look for him! Stay here!" demanded Shikamaru.
Ino shrugged and decided to do as Shikamaru said.
"Choji! Where are you?" inquired the chunin as he went to look for his best friend in the world, leaving Ino alone in the process.
The psychic kunoichi promptly sighed. As annoying as her teammates could be, she actually felt rather bored without them.
"It's just not the same..." she thought.
She then noticed Choji's half-eaten lunch was still there...all of a sudden, she started feeling hungry.
"That Korean Barbecue sure looks good...but it might get to my thighs..." worried Ino.
However, as she continued to look at it, the harder it became to resist.
"Meh, maybe just one little bite..." said the psychic kunoichi as she pulled out a fork.
Let's check on Shikamaru now...
Shikamaru looked all over Konohagakure for his buddy Choji. Eventually, he found him in the last possible place he would look...a fitness center.
Raising an eyebrow, Shikamaru decided to investigate.
As it turns out, Choji was inside...and much to Shikamaru's shock he was running on a treadmill.
"Choji, what are you doing?!" exclaimed the chunin.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to lose weight!" answered Choji.
"You're trying to lose weight?!" bellowed Shikamaru.
"Yeah! I'm tired of people calling me fat!" yelled the fat boy.
"I never called you fat..." answered the chunin.
"Well, pretty much everyone else did! I'm putting an end to it!" exclaimed Choji.
"Um, OK..." said Shikamaru as he left the fitness center.
Meanwhile...
Konohamaru at this point was almost dying of laughter. He had zapped four genin with his ray gun now...and he always seemed to have another victim waiting for him. In fact, he was about to zap Ino...when he noticed that she was eating Choji's barbecue like a pig.
"Um, did I already zap her? I can't remember..." said Konohamaru, who started scratching his head.
He was about to cross out Team 10, but for some strange reason he felt that he was forgetting someone...who could it possibly be?
Out of the blue, Shikamaru ran towards the food stall, trying to inform Ino about what had happened to Choji.
"Oh that's right...the lazy guy!" remembered Konohomaru as he readied his weapon.
Ino's cheeks immediately turned pink, and she frantically tried to wipe her face.
"Whoa...did you just eat Choji's lunch?" questioned Shikamaru, noticing that she had licked his plate clean.
"Um, maybe?" answered Ino sheepishly.
"Gee, maybe you should challenge Choji to an eating contest someday, Ino...you could probably give him a run for his ryo..." said Shikamaru.
"Yeah...maybe I should...wait, won't I become fat?" inquired Ino.
"Well, maybe you could use your chakra to make yourself skinny again or something..." said Shikamaru.
"You're right...maybe I could...hmm." wondered Ino.
Suddenly, Shikamaru was struck by Konohamaru's ray gun.
"Huh?" inquired Ino.
Immediately, Shikamaru started running around in circles.
"Yay! Look at me! I'm running around in circles! Isn't it awesome?!" exclaimed Shikamaru.
Ino raised an eyebrow. Why was Shikamaru so energetic all of a sudden? And why was he acting like a kid?
Suddenly, Akamaru ran by...apparently he was trying to get as far away from Kiba as possible now that he had started becoming cruel to animals.
"Yay! A puppy!" squealed Shikamaru as he chased after Akamaru.
"Gee...my teammates are acting even crazier than usual. Then again, I acted a little crazy myself today. Go figure." thought Ino as Shikamaru ran away.
Unfortunately for Konohamaru, Kurenai and Asuma both noticed the red light.
"That red light again!" exclaimed Kurenai.
"Something is going on here..." noted Asuma.
"Let's keep an eye out there then..." agreed the kunoichi.
Inside the tree, Konohamaru crossed out Team 10. He had hit six ninjas now...although personally he couldn't remember if he had already zapped Ino.
"Oh well, I'll just zap her again just to make sure." said Konohamaru as he readied his ray gun.
Sure enough, Ino was also zapped.
"Gee, all of a sudden I feel like kissing Sakura...I think I'll go do so now." said the psychic kunoichi as she left the area.
"Yes!" cheered Konohamaru.
"Hey! Up there!" shouted Asuma, pointing his finger at the young boy.
"Uh-oh!" exclaimed Naruto's apprentice.
And just like that, Konohamaru found himself being chased by two angry Jonin.
"Get back here!" demanded Kurenai.
"Never! You'll never get me alive!" bellowed the genin as he ran into the forest.
"Stop him!" yelled Asuma.
Asuma and Kurenai both chased Konohamaru into the woods...but unfortunately he managed to hide himself.
"Darn it, where did he go?" inquired Asuma.
"I guess we'll have to search in different directions..." stated Kurenai.
"Fair enough. You go that way and I'll go this way!" pointed Asuma.
Kurenai nodded, and the two of them began to search for Konohamaru.
But as it turned out, he was hiding inside a nearby cardboard box.
"Heh heh, they didn't notice me. Suckers." thought the boy.
Suddenly, he noticed that the three Team Guy members were busy training in that particular forest.
"What a coincidence, eh?" thought the boy. "Ah well, why question something that I like?"
And so, Konohamaru got ready to zap yet another ninja team...
It looks like Konohamaru's OOC spree is going to come to an end soon...but will he zap a few last ninja before he goes down? How long is Hinata going to hug and kiss Naruto? And what will Tsunade do to Konohamaru for his fanfic atrocities?
Well, since I feel like leaving you on a cliffhanger...you'll have to find out in the last chapter!Mwahahaha!
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