Title: A Question of Interpretation
Warnings: Takes place post-War; Harry and Ron guest star; Sexual hints and overtones
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Veritaserum
Author's Note: This was written for the DMHG Challenge Monthly Drabble contest for February 2011.
"Are you a fool, Scarhead? That's enough Veritaserum for ten..."
"Just drink it, Malfoy," Harry scowled as Ron shoved the cup at the blond. "We'll ask the questions."
Draco sneered, drank, then raised an eyebrow. "Well?"
"Where have you taken Hermione?" bellowed Ron.
"Are you sure you want to know, Weaselbee?"
"Answer the question, ferret!"
A lazy smirk accompanied his reply. "Well now, I've taken Granger three times here in her office; twice on your desk, Weaselbee; six times in the Ministry's library..."
"My favorite place," purred Hermione, back from her lunchtime errands. She kissed him, ignoring her gobsmacked friends.