Disclaimer: I don't own the right to Twilight. I'm only messing with Stephenie's action figures.

BPOV

"Yes," I spat out. Then a wave of nausea hit me and it happened. I puked on Mike. At first he looked disgusted.

Then he sighed and said, "Well, I'll have to learn how to take care of you sometime. I'll take you home."

When Mike got me inside, Charlie looked expectant. Mike's smile was so large that I was surprised his face didn't split in half...I wish it would.

"See, I told you she would come around." Charlie grinned.

"Well, she said yes, but then she threw up on me. I'll take her to her room," said Mike.

It took me three hours of throwing up to finally go to sleep. When I fell asleep, I had nightmares. Mike and I got married and then had twelve children. I holding a baby while doing the laundry of two twin toddlers that were pulling my skirt. Nine other kids were throwing stuff. Worst of all, I was pregnant with another one! What am I, a rabbit?

I woke up, eyes wide, hyperventilating. After calming down, I walked down the stairs.

"What's wrong with you?" Charlie eyed me skeptically.

"Pre-wedding jitters." I replied.

"Oh. Have fun." Charlie chuckled.

"Okay." I brusquely said. He turned to leave, then paused to tell me something.

"By the way, Mike and his mom are coming over to help plan the wedding." Charlie smiled at some unknown memory while I groaned.

"I'm going back to bed."

"Fine," Charlie said, surprising me. "I'll plan your wedding, pick out your dress, flowers, music... Ooh! The Chicken Dance sounds good." I stood there dumbfounded as he sang, "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so I'll shake my butt." He clapped his hands and shook. Horror washed over me.

"Okay," I ran upstairs, tripping on the way, and holding in a scream. It was astounding how Charlie could scare me more than a house full of vampires. I ignored the wave of pain the last thought sent and got dressed.

The whole day was endured with Mrs. Newton gushing over how beautiful this wedding would be, and how she was so happy Mike is finally into girls. Mike was constantly rolling his eyes and groaning, though at the last comment he blanched and glared at her.

Every time I saw Charlie's eyes light up with an idea, I quickly blurted out whatever was on my mind to distract him. Whenever I was too quiet for too long, Charlie would hum the Chicken Dance so quietly that only I could hear it. The only way I could get through the day was reassuring myself that it would have to end eventually. I didn't think, however, about life after I married Mike.

ONE WEEK LATER

I can guess you think I'm going insane, but I'm starting to look forward to marrying Mike. Hey, don't look at me that way! If I marry Mike, he will be happy. Wait, so will Charlie.

EPOV

I cannot believe that I am doing this of all things. I had promised not to, but it hurt too much.

"Carlisle, Esme?" I called them softly.

"What is it, Edward?" Carlisle asked, descending from the staircase with Esme peeking out from behind him. He looked shocked that his almost catatonic son was speaking to him. I heard Alice break something, most likely my CD collection, and told them the news before she could spoil it.

"I'm going back to Forks to see Bella."

Author's Note: OMSMOE (Oh My Sweet Mother of Edward) What is happening? Edward is coming back! Bella likes Mike! And who on earth is CLAIRE? Please review.