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Stranger: I smell bacon!

You: NOBODY LIKES ME QQQQQQQQQ

Stranger: Youur right about that.

You: I mean so I killed my father when I was 6 whats so bad about that? He was wiping me!

You: He carved Egyptian writting into my back too!

Stranger: Has youur own father taken a knife to youu?

You: Yea, and then made me watch Live action disney movies.

Stranger: Awww hell naw!

Stranger: TORTURE!

You: And he wondered why I created an evil imaginary friend/ alter ego whos hugs kill you

Stranger: LMAO

You: You better not do that melvin may come out he's been really bad latly

You: oh no! AAAAAH!

Stranger: AH!

You: HELLO BINKY BOY!

Stranger: Fuck. Why does this always happen?

You: Because I was created with Shadow magic, its pretty evil. They had to murder a whole villiage to create the items

You: It explans why Bakura is the way he is

Stranger: :P

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You: Are you going to next me to?

You: Nobody likes me. So I'm a guy who likes Yaoi and hurting people. Is that so bad?

Stranger: Not necessarily, of course not straight away!

Stranger: what's Yaoi?

You: guyxguy romance

You: Yuri is girlxgirl

Stranger: ah right

You: So Do you play Duel Monsters?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: never heard of it

You: It's a highly dangerous children's card game. People Have died playing so only grown ups can play

You: I'm using it to take over the world.

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You: QQQQQ Noboy likes me

Stranger: oh really?

You: yea. Every one nexts me when I say i killed my father for makeing me watch live action disney movies

Stranger: i'd do it too

You: But he also wipped me! and carved Egyptian into my back!

You: And he doesn't even know my name!

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Stranger:

17 dayssss

Stranger: :]]]]

You: Hi want to help me destroy the pharaoh?

Stranger: well sure! why not

Stranger: I am so happy that I could destroy everything

You: OK So we need to get all the steves so I can controle their minds with my rod

Stranger: what if you just put your middle finger in your mothers ass, and than smell it like the most amazing drug?

You: ...My mother is dead.

Stranger: good for her! she would be suffering wiith you as a child

You: Your perfact for my evil council of doom!

Stranger: I am perfect to everything! I am just awesome

Stranger: and I know itt

You: So we have to get the puzzle from yuugi any ideas?

Stranger: now I have to go, maybe I will go look for some normal person to talk about normal stuff, cause I am sick, and not creative to funny convos

Stranger: byeee and nice meeting you

Stranger: you must be a funny person in real life

You: I am normal! Dont leave me!

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

Stranger: hahaha really?

Stranger: you dont look so much

You: Yea. It's not my fault i was raised in a tomb and killed my father

You: and traped Yuugi in a buring building

Stranger: awww now everything makes sense

You: It was my evil alter ego! I'm not a bad person

Stranger: I was thinking you were idiot and maybe crazy, but noooo, you killed your father! you are totally normal

You: Yea! I knew you'd see it my way. So my show has been cansled because of 4kids we have to fix that

You: Stupid team 4kids

Stranger: is it a band or what?

You: No, Its the corpatioran that dubs my show. And censors my guns and punching. and moms

Stranger: oh ok should I say Cool?

You: No! 4kids is evil! That's why melvin(my ebil alter ego) joined them. They must be stoped! And I know how!

You: We will play a card game with them!

Stranger: ok, I have some world cup cards, we could use it

You: No. We need Duel Monster cards. World Cup Cards arnt higly dangerous or used in Egypt

Stranger:

man! I serious, bye

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You: hello.

Stranger: Chixina

You: Marik

Stranger:

You: Bakura is being an Ass

You: He stole my pants

Stranger: Eat shit

You: I'd rather not. It doesn't taste very good

Stranger: Uv tried it?

You: No, but I dout it would. There was a lot of it in my home. Living in a tomb w/o a bathroom and all

Stranger: Freak

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