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Stranger: I smell bacon!
You: NOBODY LIKES ME QQQQQQQQQ
Stranger: Youur right about that.
You: I mean so I killed my father when I was 6 whats so bad about that? He was wiping me!
You: He carved Egyptian writting into my back too!
Stranger: Has youur own father taken a knife to youu?
You: Yea, and then made me watch Live action disney movies.
Stranger: Awww hell naw!
Stranger: TORTURE!
You: And he wondered why I created an evil imaginary friend/ alter ego whos hugs kill you
Stranger: LMAO
You: You better not do that melvin may come out he's been really bad latly
You: oh no! AAAAAH!
Stranger: AH!
You: HELLO BINKY BOY!
Stranger: Fuck. Why does this always happen?
You: Because I was created with Shadow magic, its pretty evil. They had to murder a whole villiage to create the items
You: It explans why Bakura is the way he is
Stranger: :P
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You: Are you going to next me to?
You: Nobody likes me. So I'm a guy who likes Yaoi and hurting people. Is that so bad?
Stranger: Not necessarily, of course not straight away!
Stranger: what's Yaoi?
You: guyxguy romance
You: Yuri is girlxgirl
Stranger: ah right
You: So Do you play Duel Monsters?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: never heard of it
You: It's a highly dangerous children's card game. People Have died playing so only grown ups can play
You: I'm using it to take over the world.
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You: QQQQQ Noboy likes me
Stranger: oh really?
You: yea. Every one nexts me when I say i killed my father for makeing me watch live action disney movies
Stranger: i'd do it too
You: But he also wipped me! and carved Egyptian into my back!
You: And he doesn't even know my name!
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17 dayssss
Stranger: :]]]]
You: Hi want to help me destroy the pharaoh?
Stranger: well sure! why not
Stranger: I am so happy that I could destroy everything
You: OK So we need to get all the steves so I can controle their minds with my rod
Stranger: what if you just put your middle finger in your mothers ass, and than smell it like the most amazing drug?
You: ...My mother is dead.
Stranger: good for her! she would be suffering wiith you as a child
You: Your perfact for my evil council of doom!
Stranger: I am perfect to everything! I am just awesome
Stranger: and I know itt
You: So we have to get the puzzle from yuugi any ideas?
Stranger: now I have to go, maybe I will go look for some normal person to talk about normal stuff, cause I am sick, and not creative to funny convos
Stranger: byeee and nice meeting you
Stranger: you must be a funny person in real life
You: I am normal! Dont leave me!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
Stranger: hahaha really?
Stranger: you dont look so much
You: Yea. It's not my fault i was raised in a tomb and killed my father
You: and traped Yuugi in a buring building
Stranger: awww now everything makes sense
You: It was my evil alter ego! I'm not a bad person
Stranger: I was thinking you were idiot and maybe crazy, but noooo, you killed your father! you are totally normal
You: Yea! I knew you'd see it my way. So my show has been cansled because of 4kids we have to fix that
You: Stupid team 4kids
Stranger: is it a band or what?
You: No, Its the corpatioran that dubs my show. And censors my guns and punching. and moms
Stranger: oh ok should I say Cool?
You: No! 4kids is evil! That's why melvin(my ebil alter ego) joined them. They must be stoped! And I know how!
You: We will play a card game with them!
Stranger: ok, I have some world cup cards, we could use it
You: No. We need Duel Monster cards. World Cup Cards arnt higly dangerous or used in Egypt
Stranger:
man! I serious, bye
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You: hello.
Stranger: Chixina
You: Marik
Stranger:
You: Bakura is being an Ass
You: He stole my pants
Stranger: Eat shit
You: I'd rather not. It doesn't taste very good
Stranger: Uv tried it?
You: No, but I dout it would. There was a lot of it in my home. Living in a tomb w/o a bathroom and all
Stranger: Freak
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