LAST TIME on homestuck nursry!

jade feffari and napata had big fight with rose vriska and tezeri

until eridan show up andn then even more drama in the sandpit

"Forevver alone" cried eridan

"You have a girlfriend yes" declarated vriska

"Wwhat" he raplied

suddenly calliope came out. she was wear skinny jeans, lots of makeup two hide uglyness, and a green tank top. "im ur girlfrine" she exlamated and then smoocheid eridan on cheek

"wwhat no my main character trate is being alone" ((((4th WALL XD)))) he scream

then feffary said "glub glub glub glub U SHUD BE PROUD OF WHAT U GOT"
suddenlie in a puff of smoke a lil boy who was super tall in red sweater and daisy dukes appear

"i must xclaim that im rly boring and eridan just used a big swear word and im rly boring" said the boy, IT WAS KANKRI.

"oh no kitty kat mew mew mew" sqeel napata and then she grump off with jade and feffari

"U r being so boreing!" say vriska and she punched kankri.

"not as bore as ARADIA!" Laugh tezeri and then kanrki run away to tell Teacher Hussy.

then the cool gang of napata and jade and fefferi go away they see a new person

"hello hu are you" say jade

then the new girl say some wierd thing
"o hello are you from JAPAN?" say napata like she just seen gold mine of catnip

wierd new girl nod and then NAPATA KISSES HER! LESBIAN YAOI.

"ohmigosh i love japan so muchhhhhH"" scrqueal napata and then she notice her big sister meulin

meulin has no ears but she notice napata kissing a girl and she say "this is damara she is rly weird"

but napata disagree she keeps lick damara

tezeri appeer magikly and say "im the one who Licks people!" "go away napata and muelin"

then meulin defended her little sis saying TEZERI WAS A SLUT!

well it was kinda true she was wear bikini shes only like 4 FOR GOSH SAKE!

then fefarri and jade were BAD FRIENDS and walked somewhere else - the disfunchtional conrer.

there was a horsey man with big blue thong call horse, equius (the classes GEEK) , callyborn (who was destroying stuf), cronus (who was hittin on horse) and mituna (who was rly dumb)

"hello pretty ladys i am cronus ;)"

"YES WE KNO WHO U ARE WE SEEN U LIKE ERRYDAY FOR 3 HOLE MONTH" reply jade

"Neigh ladies please join me I am horse and this is my little brother equius"
"YES WE NO WHO EQUIUS IS BCOS NAPATA IS UR MOIRAIL FOR SOME DUMB REASON" intrupt feffari

suddenly napata come charging away with a big BROOSE on her cheek

"what happen" say mituna, who was falling over

"MY FRIENDS B TRAYED ME!" scream napata

"but i forgive u because u r my friends" SHE ADDS

"thank u very much"

"Nepeta how nice to see you" say equius

"u r sweaty KAWAII DESU" skipz napata, happy.

"But we are diamonds"

"tough luck bye"
callyborn looked at jade menacingly WAS THIS TROO LOVE?

THEN suddenly we was john again who was about 2 propsoe yaoi to dave

"strider we are bffs but i love u do u want to have yaoi" whimper john

"yes" say him

"thank you"

THEN JOHN PULL HIM TO GROWND.

IT WAS ACTUALLY DURK AND HE HAD STARTED TO YAOI WITH HIM :o

IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS!

WHAT HAPPEN NOW FIND OUT NEXT TIME