Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for a blue gel pen, a PS2, and a copy of Megaman X8. Please don't ask about my sanity. It was rather heartbreaking when it left me.
I wrote this at the same time that I wrote What the…? And again, no REPLOIDS were harmed or otherwise made invalid in the writing of this fic. And there is NO YAOI present, despite what SOME people might think.
Zero: -nods in agreement-
Thank you.
…And again, I blame the cough medicine and week's worth of insomnia.
Stick What Where?
By GundamWingFanatic90.
Date: 2-22-08.
Time: 10 minutes.
"Okay, so that thing comes out like this…"
"Yeah, that's right."
"…And then I do this?"
"Ah! No, I think you have to put it into that hole, there."
"What?!"
"Yeah, put it in the hole."
"You can't be serious! It'll never fit!"
"X, would you trust me on this?"
"But Zero-!"
"X, listen to me."
"…"
"The thing looks like it's too big, but it'll be a perfect fit."
"How do you know?"
"I don't, actually. This is my first time doing something like this."
"Then how do you know we're doing it right?!"
"Just trust me, this is how it's supposed to work."
"But-!"
"X, X, X… Have I ever steered you wrong before?"
"Well, there was that one time at the charity ball-!"
"Don't finish that sentence."
"…"
"…"
"…So I just insert this end of the pipe here and twist to seal, then?"
"That's what this 'DIY Plumbing' handbook is telling me."
"What?! You know those things can't be trusted!"
"Do you have any better sources?"
"…"
"Didn't think so. Start twisting."
"…You're mean…"
"Deal with it."
"Love you, too, pal. Love you, too."
FIN.
…Trust me, it's better not to know. Please feed the sleep-deprived invalid sick person so that they can get better…?
Zero: Fanatic's asking that you review.
…They could've figured that out for themselves, Zero.
...NO YAOI!
-Fanatic