Chapter 2: Why Crazy Fan Girls Like Sharpies
As soon as the sun rose up in the sky, the weird, but still awesome group of people stood in the pier. Anko and Kakashi were making out while Movi, Tsuki and Jack were staring at the small rowboat in front of them.
Movi eyed the small craft carefully. "I could swear that the Black Pearl was bigger. Did the journey to Davy Jones' locker minimize it?"
Jack shook his head and looked at Movi with 'the look'. "Lovely miss, this is a boat. The Black Pearl is big, awesome, majestic and… gone. Why is the ship gone?" He looked around terrified.
Tsuki crossed her arms to her chest. "That's what we all are wondering."
Jack shrugged nonchalantly. "I guess we have to borrow one, then."
"You mean steal one," corrected Movi.
"Exactly."
"I like it, anyways. Oh fuck… Kakashi get Gai out of here NOW!" Movi yelled to Kakashi, after seeing that the spandex-clad freak was coming with them.
"You're so manipulative." Kakashi broke the heated kiss with Anko and kicked Gai's ass over the moon, preventing him from coming along.
Some hours of an oddly eventless search for a ship passed and they finally managed to 'borrow' one and boarded, after arguing about various stuff of course. What is a trip without fights? No fun, I tell you.
"Yay! Let's go out in adventure!" Movi said enthusiastically as the ship sailed away from the port.
Kakashi stumbled over the air on the deck, holding his sensitive stomach protectively. "I don't think this trip is a good idea."
Tsuki eyed him and raised an eyebrow. "Why not?" She then noticed Kakashi's face was turning into a shade of green and immediately ran away from him. "Ewww, ewww, EWWWW"
Movi, being the dumb girl she was, didn't instantly get Kakashi's problem. When she got it though, she vanished so quickly, that the Fourth Hokage would give up his Teleportation Jutsu for being too slow.
"You little fuck. Why the hell did you take me with you? I hate…" he trailed off because he fainted on the deck.
Anko, Tsuki and Movi hovered above him sympathetically. "What do we do now?" asked Tsuki.
The girls failed to notice the smirk on Movi's young face. "We're gonna paint his face and dress him in pirate clothes!" She stopped and thought of something. "Who's gonna dress him?"
Before anyone could say a word, Anko dragged Kakashi along with her towards their cabin. "I'll do it."
"We could do it too, Anko," said Tsuki innocently.
Anko glared at them suspiciously. "You're not seeing Kakashi naked. Not now, not in a million years."
As Anko and Kakashi left the deck Movi whispered angrily to herself, "Yeah, right. And when we'll find the Fountain of Youth, I'm gonna make Kakashi immortal and not give you any of the immortality potion or whatever…"
Tsuki also muttered to herself. "One day we will Anko, one day we will."
Half an hour later, Anko brought up a still unconscious Kakashi, dressed in a pirate uniform, similar to the one Jack is wearing.
"OMG!" Tsuki squealed. She quickly took off Kakashi's headband and replaced it with an eye patch. "You know, pirates use to wear these so if they were inside reading maps by lamplight and their ship was attacked, they would have one eye already dilated to see well in the dark."
Anko looked confused. "And you know this, why?"
Tsuki shrugged. "They proved it on MythBusters." Anko didn't say a word.
The younger girl tied Kakashi up to his mask and extended her hand to Anko. "MARKER!"
Anko handed the marker over. "If he asks, I had nothing to do with it."
Tsuki waved her hand. "Yeah, yeah. Now go get changed."
"WHAT?!" Anko yelled.
"Oh, didn't I tell you? You have to wear a pirate captive damsel!! Kurenai poofed here to help you with the corset." Tsuki winked excitedly.
"What the fuck?! I refuse," Anko protested. There was no way in hell she would wear a damsel dress and a corset so far.
Movi remained silent as she used her own marker to draw a pirate tattoo on Kakashi's right arm and wrapped a bandana, similar to Jack's, around Kakashi's head. "Yay! Now he's so pirate-y!" she said and clapped her hands.
"Then this was ally our idea." Tsuki took the marker and drew one half of a squiggly mustache on Kakashi's face. "And you'll be the one with no sex." She drew in the other half.
Anko shook her head. "Evil. Pure evil."
Tsuki looked at Kakashi's face. "What? He looks good in a mustache."
"I didn't mean that."
Tsuki grinned. "I know. Now go put on the frilly damsel dress!"
Anko twitched. Tsuki raised her eyebrow. "What? At least I didn't make it pink! It's lilac and a darker shade of purple."
Anko went to her cabin to change, grumbling about how she is getting manipulated by two crazy insane teenage girls.
'Kurenai is so going to enjoy this' she thought. 'She is never going to let me live it down.'
"Oh she will!" the girls called after her from the deck. "Or we'll never write something about her and Asuma!"
Anko grinned. Maybe there was a good side to these crazy Kakashi-loving girls.
"And we only have one side! Our crazy, hyper, Kakashi-loving, Danzo-hating side!" they yelled.
When Anko had vanished below deck, Tsuki squealed in delight.
"What did she think of now? And how did I get here?" asked a green, very green, parrot.
"Stuff it, parrot. Or Movi will know you're really Gai," Tsuki warned silently the parrot, carefully so Movi wouldn't hear her. The parrot shut it.
"Dude, we're so evil for making Anko wear a dress! The last time she wore one was on her one year anniversary with Kakashi." Movi gave a thumbs up.
"I know, right? Now let's see." Tsuki took off Kakashi's eye patch and drew one in its place, making sure to color his eyelid. "I love sharpies! OH! A goatee beard!" she said and colored in a beard on Kakashi's face.
The girls froze as Kakashi groaned. "Where am I?" He could feel their evil, grinning faces on him. "What did you do?" he asked warily. He had a bad feeling he was not going to enjoy this one.
"Oh, nothing! Movi! The mirror!" Tsuki said and Movi handed her a mirror. With an evil smile on her face, she gave Kakashi the mirror, who stared jaw-dropped at his idol. It took a couple of minutes for him to snap out of the shock. "MOVI AND TSUKI, YOU ARE SO DEAD!!
"I think we should run, Movi" Tsuki said and disappeared. Movi started running on the deck, followed by a very pissed off Kakashi, and hid behind Jack, who was currently trying to keep the ship in line.
"Hey, I'm trying to drive this ship, y'know?"
Movi smiled apologetically. "Sorry Jack. Kakashi is threatening to kill us."
"And why is that?" Jack looked confused.
"That's why." Movi pointed to Kakashi's face, who had just appeared in front of them. Jack, of course, burst out laughing.
"I kill you," Kakashi growled.
"Oops! Time to run again!" Movi said but before she had time to run, Kakashi grabbed her and made sure she wouldn't escape from his grip. "You stupid, manipulative teenage brat!" he said angrily. "Put me down!!" Movi said.
"Ha, do I look like an idiot?" Kakashi asked.
"Um…yes?" Movi answered innocently.
"SHUT UP!"
"You know, Kakashi. If you don't let me down, I'll make sure you'll be sex-starved for the rest of your life." Movi smiled evilly.
Kakashi knew that smile all-too-well to argue. This girl was scary. He put her down. "Okay, relax, Movi." He gulped.
Movi took off immediately. "I was kidding Kashi!" She used her favorite nickname for him. "I would never do that to you!"
"YOU LITTLE!" Kakashi chased after her once again, only to be tripped by Tsuki who was acting very lurky in the shadows behind the mast. Their childish laughter could be heard across the entire ocean.
Well Here you have it, Chapter 2. Chapter three will be up next Monday, August 17th. :) And now you all know why crazy fan girls like sharpies. Especially this one. -holds one up- This is the one we use to doodle on Kakashi.
Next time:
Kakashi's and Jacks jaws dropped in amazement.
Tsuki nodded. "Yep. I don't know what Kurenai did, but I'm glad she did it..."
Well that gave absolutely NOTHING away XD. MWAHAHA
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