Okay... most of the people who read the last chapter absolutely loved it and wanted this to continue for some reason. Why, I'm not quite sure, but I suppose I can oblige since it's fairly easy to write. I admit I was a little distracted while I wrote this one, so forgive me if it isn't as amusing as the last one, though you can be the judge of that. Feel free to give me feedback on what you'd like to see. In any case, enjoy!
Disclaimer: Hmmm... why do we put these here again? I thought the point of writing fanfiction was to write about characters I clearly don't own, but maybe someone changed the rules on me. Explain it to me if the poles have shifted and changed the copyright law and I didn't notice.
June 29th, from the same year as the last entry. I think this journal has the power to make one forget the year they are bound to during the time one spends writing in it. It's a magic journal. It lets one forget the scourge of The Penguin. Oh great, now I've remembered it. Oh well. I guess a magic journal can't do everything.
But a magic journal can still do a lot, like make people seriously wonder if you're insane if they happen upon your entry about the wonders of desert penguins. That should teach them not to venture onto holy ground. Any ground blessed by The Penguin is considered sacred.
But who am I kidding? Fullmetal will find this soon enough. I suppose it doesn't help that I leave it out on my desk open to the last page I wrote on, but that's beside the point. It's his fault if he reads it and finds himself possessed by The Penguin.
Before you know it, he'll be thinking penguiny thoughts and dreaming penguiny dreams. He may even start to look like a penguin. Have you wondered where my hair came from? Despite my appearance, it did not come from Xing, so get all thoughts of Xingese heritage out of your head. This black hair was a gift from the Heavenly Penguin, and I dare not mock what the Lord Penguin has given me. If Fullmetal joins the Penguin Army and becomes a true follower of The Penguin, then he will be granted the Body of the Penguin, which enables him to behave as The Penguin and not as a lowly human. He could use a change in hair color anyway.
What say you, Edward the Tiny, will you join me in my holy cause and help me fight the anti-Penguinists for the good of all Penguinkind? Will you help me rally the masses as we fight for Penguin goodness, justice, and free fishes for all? Will you stand by my side as we take down the enemy by beak and talon?
The Penguin is destined to control this world. It is wise to join them before this happens and therefore avoid being trampled beneath penguin feet in their rush to their next fishy feeding frenzy. Those who do not will bear the consequences of their sins and burn in the depths of Antarctica for all eternity.
I pray for the salvation of your soul, Edward, so think carefully on this matter. I know you're reading this.
P.S. Now I remember why I avoid religion like the plague. Thank you for reminding me. ---Ed
Thanks for reading, and see you all again soon. For those of you who want to answer, here's a question: should I keep Roy ranting about penguins or should he rant about other stupid things? If other stupid things, are there any good suggestions? I don't yet know where I'm going with this, hehe. Just being random at the moment.