Well hello there my pretties and welcome to my lovely crazy mind.
WARNING: Delving inside mind of this writer can be DANGEROUS, and, will leave you confused, shock and utterly dismayed. May cause crying, laughter, pitying of all kinds, and furious blinding anger.
Disclaimer: I own nothing all recognized characters Belong to Stephanie Meyers; However when she turned her back I took them on an emotional rollercoaster
With out further ado "I Need a Favor"
Previously on "I Need a Favor"
"I lied to my mom in now it's about to catch up me and she's going to flip out and then make me go out with her friend daughter unless."
"Unless what?" she said while crossing her arms across her chest she already knew I was about to ask something.
"I Need a Favor!"
BPOV
How on earth do I let him drag me into these things? All I did was go over there with Chinese food and now I'm on stupid airplane flying to his hometown, pretending to be his girlfriend so he wouldn't have to go out with some girl and get caught in a lie with his mother, the things a girl does for her best friend.
"You owe me majorly big time for this you do realize this." I grumble
"So you finally lifted the "No talking till we get there" rule," he said with a smirk
"Don't be a smartass I'm helping you out remember."
"I know I know sorry did I ever tell you you're the bestest friend in the entire universe."
"That's not even a word, and yes you have like all through airport security and boarding and take off and now." I said exaggerating each place so I could emphasize annoyance.
"Thanks."
"Do you really think we could pull this off Em I mean you and me Boyfriend and girlfriend I know your bimbos around campus thought so but really."
"yes I do; we just act like we normally do I mean were going to be with my parents and there's no way I'm showing any type of PDA around them, my mom just might start planning our wedding if I do."
"Well if you think so I guess, I still don't think this is right by the way."
"I know, and hey they were not bimbos."
"Yeah every girl wears extremely low cut shirts with stuffed push up bras and mini skirts to ask the RA a question."
He chuckles lightly and turns his attention back to TV screen.
~INF~
"Yeah I can't do this I never met your parents before I don't want to meet them and it be a lie what kind of first impression is that."
Emmett slowly pulled the car over to curb and put it in park.
"Okay Bells please stop freaking we are literally five minutes away from the house, and if this blows up in our faces ill say I blackmailed you or something."
"Really?"
"Yes really okay now stop freaking your going make me get the jitters and that's a dead give away of a lie for me and you know it."
"Fine just drive I guess I still don't think this should be my first impression, and what if your mom hates me, if she hates as your girlfriend when and if the truth comes out she'll hate me as your GBFF." I said as Em started back driving down the road.
"GBFF what the hell is that."
"Duh! Girl best friend forever."
"Oh! See now I know were going to pull this off your nervous about meeting my parents like a girlfriend should be, and my mom will love you. You keep me in check and she always said I needed a women who could keep me in check in was a pro in the kitchen and my dear you are both."
"I guess that makes me feel a little better."
"Good causes were here!"
Well there ya go Next chapter Meet and Greet with "boyfriends" Parents cause those are always so fun and relaxing and totally non nerve wracking.
Sincerely, Jo Jo Massacre
P.S My other story Captured will take precedence over this one.
P.S.S I said it before and ill say it again this will not be a long story the action is literally right around the corner Ten to twelve chapters now that I got a definite outline that may stay the same.