Ya ya ya. 'You never update!' 'your a dork' 'you procrastinate!' Well let me tell you something. I've had 4 major school projects and I have been working on a house made entirely of pokemon cards. Im just kidding, no one is flaming me. But the other stuff is true. You're lucky you get this because i would be out somewhere but im sick with a temperature and a sore throat. Well, I've gotten about 5 reviews, so I'll make a chapter. I'll stop talking now and get on with it. PUDDING! ha that never gets old. 'yes it does' Shuddap. Ill start with the cast cats. haha one letter change. Also...ASHTAIL DIED! We came home and he was laying at the edge of our sidewalk. He was old, so he probably died of old age. So, he will not be in any more of my fics, and he will die in WW. I know you like him, but he's dead. My other cat disappeared so all I have now is tigerpaw.

Camera Cat: Darkpaw

Host 1: Tigerpaw

Host 2: Rainstar

Crew: Rainhead, Firestar, and Whitepaw*

Big Red Button Of Terror Presser (or BRBOTP): Jayfeather

"Hellllllllooooooo peoples!" yelled a small tiger colored she-cat looking into the camera.

"Too close! I can't smell your lunch!" screamed the camera cat.

"Shut up, Darkpaw." hissed the host. "As I was saying, I'm Tigerpaw, your first host here on Dare To Be Dared."

"And I'm your MASTE- I mean second host." said a blure colored tom.

"He's Rainstar." Tigerpaw said. She added under her breath "With the IQ of 23 and the wits of a bunny rabbit"

"I heard that!" yelled Rainstar.

"Anyway," said Tigerpaw. "We need to start off our first dare. Jayfeather, if you will."

"Precisely." said Jayfeather. He cracked his...paws? and slammed the BIG RED BUTTON OF TERROR.

A door opened and there stood Leafpool and Squirrelflight. "I'm mentally unstable!" screched Leafpool.

"...yeah..." started Tigerpaw. "You two have a dare from dreamingneverfails." She held up a clipboard. "Either you two run through all the clan camps singing battlefield, or you don't and you don't get a cookie."

"I don't really like cookies..." mumbled Squirrelflight.

"And you get punished." said Tigerpaw. "But you don't get to know the punishment until you reject your dare. And since the reviewer didnt post a punishment, Rainstar gets to make one up."

Rainstar smiled evilly.

"WE'LL DO IT!" they both yelled. See? Everyone knows what Rainstar is capable of.

Three Clan Camps later...

"Ahh!" yelled Lionblaze. "Make it stop!"

Everyone was running and hiding except for Brambleclaw, who was singing with them.

Leafpool and Squirrelflight were transported back to the...garage...because Jayfeather pressed the BRBOT.

"A cookie for you, and one for you." said Rainstar as he handed them two cookies.

Leafpool gobbled hers down and they both walked out the door. Jayfeather pressed the BRBOT and they both disappeared.

"They left crumbs." said Tigerpaw. "CREW!"

The three cats walked out and swept the floor.

"Ok." said Rainstar. He looked at his own clipboard. "Jayfeather, firmly press your lower appendage againt the moveable semicircle."

"So...press the BRBOT?" asked Jayfeather.

"Yes...I was trying to be classy." grumbled Rainstar.

"Thats stupid." said Jayfeather

"TUBE SOCKS!" yelled Rainstar. Speaking of socks, Tigerpaw's taken Onestar's place as sock drawer raider cat.

Jayfeather rolled his eyes and pressed the BRBOT.

A flash was seen outside the door and Firestar walked in. "Wait!" yelled Firestar. "I'm part of the crew! I was already here! You can't give me a dare! That's why I signed up!" He started to run.

Rainhead and Whitepaw came out and held Firestar down.

"Now," said Rainstar. "You have a dare from MyrtlFalls. You have to drink 5,000 super caffinated espressos and run around while being chased by hyped up foxes and you have 400 lives."

"What's the punishment?" asked Firestar.

"That's for me to decide." smiled Rainstar.

"Ok, I'll drink 'em." said Firestar.

5,000 espressos later...

"YAHHH!" screamed Firestar as he jumped on a fox and rode is like a horse.

He jumped from fox to fox until they got angry and ripped him apart, taking his last lives.

The BRBOT was pressed and Firestar was back as a worker munching on his cookie.

"Ok, two more dares." said Tigerpaw. She picked up her clipboard. "Jayfeather?"

"On it." said Jayfeather as he pressed the BRBOT.

Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight walked in.

"Got a dare for ya." said Tigerpaw. "From xX Kunai Alchemist Xx. Brambleclaw has to drink coffee and be put in a room with you. The punishment is not in the review, so I get to let Rainstar say."

"Ill do it." said Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight. Brambleclaw downed the coffee and they were put in a room.

"Hey Squirrelflight." said Brambleclaw. "Hey Squirrelflight. Hey Squirrelflight. Hey Squirrelflight. Hey Squirrelflight. Hey Squirrelflight."

"WHAT?"

"Hi."

After several more hours of similar things...

"Enjoy your cookies!" said Tigerpaw.

Jayfeather pressed the BRBOT and they were gone.

"Ok, one more." said Rainstar. "My turn. Jayfeather! FLIP THE SWITCH!"

Jayfeather flipped the Big Red Switch Of Terror right next to the BRBOT.

Haha. FAYUL.

The switch dropped a weight which pressed the BRBOT. Hey, it's more exciting.

Firestar walked in. "Not again. I was on break." he mumbled.

"TOO BAD YOU SHOULD EAT MOR CHIKIN!" yelled Rainstar. Haha. I luv cows.

"You have a dare from Splotchpelt." said Rainstar. "You have to drink green eggnog. Haha go F.U.D.G.E.! I get to choose a punishment since there was none listed! NONE OF THE REVIEWERS GAVE A PUNISHMENT!"

"HAHA!" yelled Firestar. "I actually DO usually drink green eggnogg!" He swiped it and downed it. "IN YO FAYCE!"

"Please press the BRBOT." said Tigerpaw restraining herself.

"Gladly." Jaypaw said with gritted teeth. He pressed it.

"Ok, well that's all for today!" said Tigerpaw.

"I can STILL smell your lunch!" yelled Darkpaw before he turned off the camera.

So? Didja like it? and my lolspeak? in yo fayce stuff liek dat? yeah...Well, now since Tigerpaw is my only cat left, I can't add Daisy, cause she disappeared and Ashtail died. I hope you liked it! REMEMBER: ADD A PUNIHSHMENT WHEN YOU REVIEW A DARE.

*if you can tell me WHICH whitepaw it is I'm referring to I'll guest star your character just put your guess and a description of your OC. If you've read Icethroat21's toyed fear series, you should know