Resolve
I don't own Evangelion, but if I did it would be like this story.
Key
"Yo" speaking
'Wow those are huge' thoughts
(Get your minds out of the gutter)
'Hey I know what you were thinking perverts' a character to be revealed in a later chapter speaking in Shinjis' head.
'I was talking about the buildings in the geofront' a character to be revealed in a later chapter separate thoughts.
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Chapter 2: Battle and a New Home
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"Shinji all we really need you to do is concentrate on walking" said Ritsuko.
"Oh I'll do more than that" mumbled Shinji under his breath.
'I'll make sure of that claim' thought the strange voice in Shinjis' head.
"Eva activated. Borderline achieved" said one of the bridge bunnies.
"What's his sync ratio" asked Ritsuko.
"Impossible it's at 62%" yelled the female bridge bunny.
"How can that be" yelled Ritsuko in response.
"It shouldn't be" responded the bridge bunny.
"Check it again Maya you must have made a mistake" ordered Ritsuko.
"You were right sempai I did make a mistake" responded Maya shocked.
"What is it really then" asked Ritsuko.
"It's at 85%" said Maya quietly.
"Forget the math for now, Eva launch" yelled Misato loving that part of her job.
As the lift shot Shinji up to face the angel he was still seething at his father.
'How can I be related to such a bastard, it makes me want to throw away my name' he thought.
'But why would you want to throw away your mothers name' asked the voice in his head again.
'What do you mean? Isn't Ikari my fathers name?' asked a confused Shinji.
'No it's your mothers'. That bastard of a father of yours took your mothers name going against a long standing tradition in his family. Never really thought him to be the type to do that' said the voice.
'Who are you, and why do you hate my father so much' asked Shinji.
'I have my reasons just as you have yours for hating him. Foremost among them he took my love away from me and I must get her back. As for how I know so much about him, YOU'RE TALKING TO A DISEMBODIED VOICE IN YOUR HEAD. I HAVE WAYS OF MOVING FROM PERSON TO PERSON AND I CAN SEARCH THROUGH ALL OF THEIR MEMORIES. I MAY BE KAMI FOR ALL YOU KNOW' said the voice shouting by the end.
'Sorry' was all Shinji said deadpanning.
'Don't worry about it now concentrate on the angel in front of you before you get blown to pieces. You've been standing there for about two minutes now' said the voice proving that it was indeed completely random. (AN: I made the voice just like me so I can sum up what things will be like for Shinji in one word. CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!! COMPLETE AND TOTAL CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muwa ha ha ha.)
"Shinji what are you standing around for move it" yelled Misato concerned.
Shinji jumped high into the air dodging the energy beam the angel was gathering. He changed direction in mid jump and landed a powerful ax kick right into the mask like face of the angel. Without asking about weapons he opened the shoulder guard and removed the Prog. Knife stored there.
"Shinji how did you know that was there, we never explained that to you" asked Ritsuko stunned.
"I just read the schematics stored in the hard drive of the Eva" said Shinji with a sweat drop.
"Oh, carry on then" said Ritsuko trying to hide her embarrassment for not thinking of that herself.
Shinji charged with the Prog. Knife intending to stab it in the core and end the battle quickly. Unfortunately the angel shot another beam at Shinji, he dodged the beam but lost his Prog. Knife in the process.
"Kuso this just got a bit harder" he mumbled to himself.
'Hey, listen up if you follow my instructions to the letter I can help you beat this angel quickly' said the voice.
'What would I have to do' asked Shinji.
'Ask for a katana or nodachi, hell even a kusanagi will work' said the voice.
"Ritsuko, I need you to send me either a katana, nodachi, or a kusanagi I have a plan" said Shinji quickly.
"What plan would that be" asked Ritsuko
"No time just send me the damn sword" yelled Shinji desperately.
"Sorry all we have right now is a zanbato, will that work" asked Ritsuko.
'Kid take it that will work even better, and say you didn't mention it before because you never thought they would have one' said the voice sounding excited.
"That will work even better, I never expected you to have one of those though, they're pretty rare" said Shinji jumping out of the way of another beam attack.
"I'm sending it now, I hope this plan of yours works or else we're all dead" said Ritsuko mumbling the last part to herself.
'Ok kid when the big ass sword gets here pull it up over your head with the cutting edge towards the sky and the tip pointed at your enemy. Put your left leg forward and lean back on your right leg bending it at the knee slightly.When the angel comes within range heave the sword in a down strike aiming slightly to the left. If I know him as well as I think I do he will try to dodge to the right' said the voice.
'You better be right about this, and what do you mean know him as well as I think I do' thought Shinji suspiciously.
'Do I need to shout it at you again' asked the voice.
'Fine but you better tell me who you are soon' thought Shinji.
As Shinji got into his stance with the zanbato (AN: Think of Zabuzas' sword the Kubikiri Houchu and you get what this looks like.) the angel was closing in at an incredible pace. Just as it was extending it's arm to rip the Evas' head off Shinji struck. Just as the voice said the angel tried to dodge to its' right and ran right into the path of the blade. The massive weight of the sword along with the power the Eva was putting into the swing cleaved the angel in half like a hot knife through butter.
Everyone in the command bridge was stunned, even Gendo was slack jawed at what happened. Ritsuko put the information of the zanbato and the stance into the MAGI and the results came back with a .000002% chance of success. In other words it shouldn't have been possible for Shinji to kill the angel with such a move. But then again he was doing numerous impossible things today. He stood up to his father, activated unit 1 without being in the entry plug, had a very high sync ratio for his first time piloting, and killed the angel with a move that had a very low chance of success. If it wasn't for the fact that they needed to get Shinji back down they would have probably all fainted while Gendo suffered another heart attack caused by his son.
'Thank you for helping me. I know it might not be much but I would like to call you a friend. Is there anything that I can address you as until you tell me your real name' asked Shinji to the voice.
'Yes, you can call me Nanashi. At least until you learn my real name' said the newly christened Nanashi while thinking,
'A diamond in the rough indeed. All you need is a little push here and there and you will finally change. Lets' see your bastard of a father complete third impact now. Soon my love, soon I will free you from his clutches and we will be reunited once again.'
'Thank you again for all the trouble you're going through' thought Shinji.
'Don't thank me yet, I only intend to speak when absolutely necessary. That means only when near nerve personnel and while fighting angels. Or if I feel like messing with you. But even then you should take care and listen to what I say carefully I may just be serious' said Nanashi with such a serious tone that Shinji knew he wasn't joking around.
'I understand, I guess I'll talk to you later Nanashi' thought Shinji as the lift landed and hooked unit one up to the restraints.
"Shinji, you did it" yelled Misato who glomped on to Shinji almost the instant he left the entry plug.
'OH MY KAMI THEY ARE REAL' thought Shinji as Misato practically crushed his face against her double e cup breasts. He had been having doubts that they were all natural but those were squashed the instant she hugged him. Misato was soon followed by Maya and Ritsuko getting his entire head covered on all sides by large breasts. If it were any lesser of a man they would have already died of blood loss by now, but not Shinji, he just passed out from lack of blood.
'HA HA HA, I always knew the kid would be a lucky bastard when it came to women' thought Nanashi.
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(At the hospital)
"Hello ma'am I'm looking for Rei Ayanami could you please tell me what room number she is in" asked Shinji to the desk clerk.
"Of course, she is in room 325. Its' on the third floor, you take a left from the elevator and then a right at the end of the hall. It should be the last door on the right then" said the desk clerk.
"Thank you" said Shinji as he started to walk away.
"Hold on a second, so are you doing anything later, maybe we could go out and have dinner or catch a movie, after you visit your friend of course" said the desk clerk blushing crimson. She looked to be about 16 or 17 years old, and had a figure most women would die for. But in all the times she had gone out this was the first time she had ever been the one to ask.
"Sorry but maybe another time, I just moved here and I'm still trying to adjust" responded Shinji trying to let her down lightly.
"Oh, ok then maybe another time" she said a little disappointed.
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(In room 325 about 10 minutes later)
KNOCK KNOCK was the sound Rei heard before her door opened and the boy from earlier, in the Eva cages walked in with a bouquet of flowers that matched her hair.
"Hello Ayanami, I just came to check and see how you were feeling after your little escapade earlier. It was quite a nasty fall" said Shinji.
"Not really pilot Ikari, if you hadn't caught me than my injuries would have been much worse. The doctors said that they have never seen such an act of chivalry whatever that is" said Rei confused by the concept but not showing it.
"He he, chivalry is usually associated with ideals of knightly virtues, honor and courtly love. Today, the terms chivalry and chivalrous are used to describe courteous behavior, especially that of men towards women" explained with the textbook answer somehow knowing that it would make more sense to her than to try to put it in his own words.
"If this is so than why did they say that they have never seen an act such as that? I have seen men being chivalrous to women plenty of times" said Rei cocking her head slightly to the left in a way many boys thought cute.
"They probably meant they never saw someone do that for a person they never met before" explained Shinji. "Many people say chivalry is dead, and for the most part it's true, but you will still find the rejects like me every now and again" he continued.
"Why do you call yourself a reject pilot Ikari" asked Rei.
"In this day and age if you aren't a pervert than other guys consider you a freak, and a number of women think you're gay" said Shinji.
"Such a shame and people wonder why I distance myself from others" she responded sadly.
"Oh well that's life for you, but I hope you don't distance yourself from me, I hope we could become friends" said Shinji.
Before Rei can answer Misato barges in the room and yells,
"SHINJI YOU'RE LIVING WITH ME, SO LET'S GET TO THE STORE FOR THE PARTY AND HEAD HOME."
"Well I guess I'll see you later Rei" said Shinji as he was dragged away by Misato.
"I feel strange" said Rei to no one but herself after Shinji left. Her heart began to flutter a little bit when he called her by her first name.
"I hope we can become friends too… Shinji" she said to herself, as her heart fluttered more at saying his first name.
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(Observation point overlooking the city)
Shinji and Misato were looking out over the city in the sunset. It was almost 6:00 and Misato said she wanted Shinji to see something incredible. Right when the clock struck 6 the buildings of the city rose from the ground.
"Beautiful" was all Shinji could say.
"I know, it's like watching the city bloom right before your eyes" agreed Misato listlessly.
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(Misatos' apartment)
"Welcome home Shinji, just put the food into the fridge while I get a little more comfortable" said Misato as she went to take a bath and change her cloths.
Shinji sighed and started putting the groceries away. When he was done with that he started making dinner for Misato and himself. She came out with a towel on her head in the same shorts she wore in her picture to Shinji and a low cut black tank top. Shinji noted that if she bent over just enough you would get a perfect view of her assets unrestrained by a bra.
They ate dinner in relative silence, not because they didn't want to talk but simply they didn't know where they should begin the conversation. Eventually Misato just spoke up and said a few words that would haunt her dreams for months to come.
"Hey why don't you take a bath, I'm sure it will help to relieve the stress from today" she said innocently.
"That sounds like a good idea, thank you for suggesting it Misato" he replied as he got up.
He wasn't gone for more than ten minutes before a scream rent the calm night air.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" was the cry Misato heard from Shinji before he ran into the room stark naked. He started babbling about a penguin in the bathroom until Misato explained that it was just Penpen her pet penguin. After he calmed down he realized that he was naked in front of Misato and tried in vain to cover himself. This only brought her attention to that specific area, and what she saw caused a massive nose bleed. Though he was only 14 she noted that he put most full grown men to shame.
'OH MY KAMI, HE'S NO MAN, HE'S A FUCKING DONKEY' was the only thing Misato could think before he returned to the bath.
After he was done he came back and said only one thing before he went to bed.
"Misato you will never speak of what you saw again, ok" said Shinji leaving no room for argument.
"Damn and I was really looking forward to bragging to Rits and Maya while making the other men feel insecure" pouted Misato.
"Good night and never speak of it again" said Shinji one last time.
"Alright, good night" she responded before heading off to sleep herself. She never really got much sleep though because all of her dreams were very graphic and all about a certain boy who puts most men to shame.
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OMAKE
(This will be an omake of the battle with the 15th angel. I hope you find it funny.)
"Rei grab the lance" was the only order Gendo gave her in the battle. She went down and removed the Lance of Longinus from Liliths' chest. She returned to the surface and launched the lance with all of her might. Sadly it failed to kill the angel but it did send it away.
"Rei, HOW COULD YOU MISS THE TARGET" yelled Gendo furious that the lance not only failed to kill the angel but was now out of their reach.
"Sir we have estimated the lanced projected path and found out where it will land" said Maya from her seat.
"Where" was his only reply?
"It will land in the state of Colorado in a town called South Park to be precise" said Maya.
"Send in a retrieval team with an Eva to pick it up. I want that lance back here ASAP" said Gendo.
"Sir" was the reply.
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(Meanwhile in South Park)
"Guys look at that it's a shooting star" said a portly kid named Eric Cartman.
"Quick guys make a wish" said the one named Stan.
Just as they were about to close their eyes and wish the Lance of Longinus came crashing down on one of their friends.
"OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY" yelled Stan.
"YOU BASTARDS" yelled the one named Kyle.
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(Back at nerve headquarters)
"Do you get the feeling that a bunch of kids are cursing our names" asked Fuyutsuki.
"The lance probably just smashed their tree house or something" said Gendo not worrying about it.
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Well that's it for this chapter. I realize I probably just raised more questions than I answered but just wait. In due time all questions will be answered. I will probably only reveal who the voice is after the fifth angel attack. Please review or just flame whichever you prefer. Sorry about the omake though the idea sounded so much better in my head. Oh and here is a list of translations for this chapter and last chapter.
Nanashi – no name (literally)
Kusoyaro – mother fucker
Kami – Divine