AJ arrived at the girls table and sat down. Wendy and the girls were huddled up while talking about what AJ had just done. They were puzzled that how this girl was actually nice to Eric Cartman. Eventually, the girls broke out of their huddle and Wendy spoke,
"Hi AJ, i'm Wendy." She said.
"Hi Wendy." AJ replied enthusiastically. "Its nice of you all to invite me over here."
"No problem." Bebe replied. "Oh, I'm Bebe by the way."
"Hi."
Eventually, AJ had met all the girls at the table and learned all their names. Then Wendy spoke,
"Sooo..."
"Sooo...what?" Replied AJ.
"You know...who's your crush?" Annie asked.
"Crush? But I just got here." AJ giggled.
"Oh come on AJ, almost all the girls develop a crush on the boys on the first day." Bebe remarked.
"Well, I guess I'm the rare one."
"Your serious?"
"Yes, I have no gentleman caller right now."
"Well, if you decide to look for boys, you can come talk to me." Wendy said. "To be clear, Stan is mine and Kyle is Bebe's man."
"Got it Wendy." Replied AJ.
"Oh...stay away from fatass."
"Wait what?! Who's fatass?"
"You know, Eric Cartman."
"What? He's taken too?"
"No, he's just a sexist, racist, fat, manipulating, self centered ass wipe."
"Whoa Wendy! Don't you think thats a teensy weensy bit harsh?"
"No, its so true." Heidi stated. "He rips on Kyle for being Jewish all the time."
"Well..."
"Not to mention when he made fun of breast cancer." Added Wendy.
"Okay now that's just wrong."
"You see now?"
"Yeppers, I do."
"Good because we saw you with Cartman and we thought we should give you a heads up."
"Wait what!?"
"Well...you kinda were flirting with him." Bebe said.
"What? How so?"
"You were caring for him."
"Girlies, I did that out of kindness, not because I was flirting with him."
"Are you sure?" Wendy asked.
"I'm super dooper cross my heart and hope to die I'm sure."
"Okay...good." The girls let out a sigh of relief and enjoyed the rest of their lunch time with AJ until it was rime for recess.
The boys gathered in their usual playground spot and thats when Craig spoke,
"Ha ha Cartman needed a girl to care for his bruise."
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CRAIG!" Cartman shouted. "She made me take the god damn ice pack."
"So...you gonna ask her out, Cartman?" Kyle mockingly asked.
"Oh wait, he's too much of a stubborn fatass. She would never say yes." Stan joked.
"SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTHS! Im not asking her out because 1, ewwwww, 2, I don't even like her, and 3, she's a bitch ass hippie!"
"That Cartman wants to date." Teased Kyle.
"FUCK YOU KYLE! You know what, screw you guys I'm going home."
Cartman left the boys to go home and was soon was gone. Once Cartman was gone, the boys cracked more jokes about Cartman and AJ and laughed. This is when a boy named Butters walked in and joined the laughter. Everyone stopped laughing and that is when Butters asked,
"Um fellas what are we laughing about?"
"Cartman let a girl care for his bruised cheek." Clyde spoke.
"Yeah, Cartman says he doesn't even like her, so to piss him off, we cracked jokes about how he should ask her out." Added Kyle.
"Gee wiz that is funny." Replied Butters.
"Yeah he got so pissed off he went home."
"Whoa!"
"I know!"
Later, Butters walked the playground alone for the boys kicked him out of their group like they usually do. Butters decided to go swing and to his surprise, AJ was on the swing beside him.
"Oh hi." AJ said. "Whats your name?"
"Butters." Butters said.
"Hi, I'm AJ, the new girl...why aren't you playing with the boys?"
"They kicked me out of their conversation. You see the guys kinda leave me out sometimes. But,
I'm okay alone."
"But your not alone."
"Really?"
"Of course not, I'll be your friend."
"Oh geez, you're serious?"
"Super dooper cross my heart and hope to die serious."
Butters and AJ played on the swings for the rest of recess and they returned to class.
"Where the hell is Eric?!" Mr. Garrison shouted.
"He went home." Stan said.
"Oh thank God."
Eric arrived home to hear his mom say,
"Poopsiekins, why aren't you in school?"
"Screw them mom, I went home."
"Oh...would you like some cheesy poofs?"
"Hell yeah I want some cheesy poofs."
Later after school, AJ and Butters walked to AJ's house. As they got there Butters said,
"Hey that's Eric's house. He lives across the street from you."
"Well isn't that a bizarre coincidence." Replied AJ. "Anyways it was nice hanging out with you...you're like the brother I always wanted."
"Really? I was thinking the same thing. You're like the sister I always wanted."
"Awesome, from now on, you'll be my brother and I will be your sissy."
"Oh boy this is great! Oh I got to head home before my parents ground me, bye."
"Bye Butters!" Shouted AJ. AJ had no idea that Cartman had seen this whole thing from his window. He thought,
"Now I'm gonna get revenge on this bitch for making me look like a fucking pussy. Fuck her! Fuck this bitch ass hippie."