"Foxy Lalonde?" Autumn asked. "And Nepeta?"
"We're part of the League of Awesome, or LOA for short," Roxy replied.
"Wow. I thought you were just a student."
"Nope. I was told by my group leader to watch you. I implanted a tracking device in your thigh while we were making out and followed you to Alskettistan. We want you to be a part of LOA."
"Awesome!"
"Awesome is right."
"I'll join, but only if Kodee can, too."
"Of course. He's smexy."
Autumn and Kodee sat between Roxy and Nepeta. Nepeta ran her paws through Kodee's hair.
":33 Your hair is so soft!" she exclaimed.
"Thank you," Kodee replied.
They flew to the Grand Canyon and lowered underground into LOA HQ. Roxy pulled out her walkie talkie.
"You are clear to land," she said.
The helicopter came to a rest on the landing pad.
"Who's flying this?" Autumn asked.
The pilot opened the door. It was none other than Vriska Serket.
"Oh my Josh," Autumn said.
Vriska pulled Autumn out of the copter and tossed her on the ground. Kodee jumped out behind her. He punched Vriska in the face and helped Autumn to her feet.
A trickle of cerulean blood ran from Vriska's lips.
"That's hot," Autumn said.
"I'll show you hot," Vriska replied. "Is that your new 8itch?" she asked, pointing to Kodee.
"No. He's way more special than that."
Roxy and Nepeta stepped out of the helicopter.
"Enough of this fightin," Roxy said. "Let's get to our leader."
They walked together to the secret room meant for their group. Terezi and Latula were sitting at the table.
"4t l4st, you got h3r," Latula said.
"Are you the leader?" Autumn asked.
"1 sure 4m."
Latula beckoned for everyone to take a seat. They totally obeyed.
"who's th1s d3l1c1ous boy?" Latula asked.
"Kodee," Kodee replied.
"TH1S T34M COULD US3 4 DUD3," Terezi said.
"4gr33d," Latula said. "so, would you two l1k3 to b3 p4rt of th3 L34gu3 of Aw3som3?"
"Sure," Autumn replied. "But I'm curious. What does this league do?"
"W3 f1ght 4g41nst 4ll 3v1l org4n1z4t1ons," Latula said. "1nclud1ng but not l1m1t3d to: hydr4, th3 1llum1n4t1, 4r34 51, th3 n4z1s, t34m rock3t, 4nd th3 KKK."
"Awesome!"
"Heh heh," Roxy laughed.
Now part of LOA, Autumn and Kodee were taken down a silver corridor to a bedroom. It had brown walls, cream floors, and a large TV. The DVD case was empty of any movies.
"Th1s 1s wh3r3 you'll sl33p," Latula said.
"Okay," Autumn replied. "Are we supposed to do anything right now?"
"1t's funny you should 4sk th4t. Y3s, you could jo1n me 1n 4 thr33som3."
"Okay!"
Latula leapt onto the soft cream bed.
"I don't know what we're supposed to do," Kodee whispered.
"Me either," Autumn replied.
She closed the door.
"C'mon, you two," Latula urged. She got on her knees. "Kodez, g3t b3h1nd m3. Autumn, your f1n3 4zz b3longz up front. th3r3 w3 go. th1s w1ll b3 l1k3 your tr41n1ng on how to follow th3 r4d l34d3r."
Kodee pulled Latula's black leggings down. Latula took off her jacket, black tank top, and bra. She was quite the sexy leader. Everyone else got undressed, too.
"l3t's g3t th1s p4rty st4rt3d!" Latula exclaimed.
Kodee took her from behind. Latula gave Autumn pleasure by licking her. Once it was done, Latula quickly changed back into her outfit.
"th4t w4s TOT4LLY r4d!" she exclaimed. "m33t m3 4t 7:00 4 d1nn3r. you w1ll n33d 2 s1gn 4 contr4ct b3for3 you c4n l34v3 th3 HQ."
She left the room, closing the door behind her.
"We still have a few hours left before then," Kodee said.
"Yeah," Autumn agreed. "How about using some time to do me from behind?"
"Certainly. ;)"
More romantic games took place. Then, they flipped through the channels to find something good to watch. They discovered a "Dragon Tales" marathon and settled on that.
At 7:00, they were escorted to the dining room by Terezi. Everyone was sitting around the table, which was made of smooth, polished wood. The walls glowed orange.
"h3llo, hot stuffz," Latula greeted.
They took a seat across from her.
"th4t w4z qu1t3 th3 p3rform4nc3 you g4v3," she complimented.
"whaaa?" Roxy said. "u got into bed with da LEADER?"
"Yes, yes we did," Autumn replied with a smirk.
"geez, and only on the first day too. i remember vriska ova here had to like really work to finally get radtula."
"Stop that!" Vriska protested. "You're going to make me sound desper8."
Latula blushed teal. "4lr1ght, guyz. contr4ct t1m3."
Terezi placed the contract in front of Autumn and Kodee. They read over it.
"Rules of the League of Awesome (LOA)
1) You must not speak of LOA to anyone outside of LOA.
2) Being loyal to any organization outside of LOA, especially one that is evil, is defined as treachery and is punishable as the commanding officer sees fit.
3) Each member is to stick to their own team unless told otherwise.
-Autumn and Kodee will be on Latula's team
4) You are to report to LOA HQ whenever a mission is given unless directed otherwise."
Blah blah blah…a bunch of other rules no one really cares about or are so common sense that even a toddler could figure it out. There was also something Latula scribbled in about being her sex slaves, but that wasn't going to stop them from signing the contract.
Bam! The deed was done. They were bound to LOA by the authority vested in whoever was on the top rung of this orderly structure.
With that settled, everyone ate a meal consisting of gummy worms, Nesquik chocolate milk, and yellow rice. It was ever so delicious. Autumn had always wondered what the Homestuck trolls ate.
After that, Autumn and Kodee went to bed. They didn't actually need to sleep, but Autumn was a samurai in laziness, and Kodee respected her lifestyle enough to join with her in unconscious sleepitude.
The next day, Autumn and Kodee used their freedom to leave the HQ to uh…leave the HQ. They partied hard at Monkey Joe's, playing a wicked awesome game of Hide-and-Seek that resulted in an epic duel. They fought so hard that they were kicked out by the staff. They moved right on to another Monkey Joe's and kept on going.
Kodee landed an epic punch, sending Autumn flying into one of the inflatable forts. She hid in a sea of upward tubes that she still lacked the name for. A crew of kids led by a guy in a Monkey Joe costume came along and trampled her to the floor. She climbed a secret tunnel up to the slide. A small alcove hid her away from plain sight. There was no way Kodee would be able to spot her before she could make her move.
She waited and waited for him to show, but he seemed to be having some trouble getting here. She decided to come to him instead. She found him hiding at the top of the obstacle course. He jump tackled her from above, knocking her down swiftly.
"Hey, no fair, I was hiding from you!" Autumn protested.
"I know," Kodee replied. "Surprise!"
Autumn knew he was just asking for another fight. She tussled with him out of the maze, rolling down a slide and onto a safety mat. The match ended in a draw, and they decided that instead of continuing to bicker, they should go out for ice cream.
Yay! Ice cream!
Autumn got mint chocolate chip and Kodee got brownie. They went to the outside playground and swung on the swings while they licked away at their delicious treats. They had a splendid downhill view of Monkey Joe's and the baseball field. The land was very green and sky a perfect blue. Ah, the peace. The tranquility. It was so romantic.
Kodee and Autumn bumped their swings together, sharing a kiss. They licked one another's ice cream, taking in the flavor. They kept swinging for a while, enjoying the sights and the calm, quiet stir of the breeze.
"Where to now?" Autumn asked.
"Hmm," Kodee replied. "Let me think… How about Skate Country?"
"Okay!"
They went to Skate Country and glided across the floor for a few hours, playing arcade games and grabbing a bite to eat here and there. Kodee used his winning tickets to buy Autumn a rainbow stuffed snake.
"Thank you, Kodeekins" Autumn said.
"Anything for you, my dear," Kodee replied as he held Autumn in his strong arms. His hair blew in the breeze of the air conditioner.
Autumn wrapped the snake around her neck and continued to skate. Kodee also continued to skate. It was glorious. Autumn bought Kodee a silver, black and blue stuffed snake.
Then, they went to Stars and Strikes. Kodee was so much better at bowling than Autumn. He could lift the ball with only one hand and he didn't even need side railings. Autumn was super impressed. So impressed, in fact, that she promised him a BJ when they got home. And by home, she meant the HQ.
Speaking of HQ home, they decided their room needed a little sprucing up and went to the mall to buy some stuff. By now, it was dark outside. They bought a ton of pillows, blankets, and plushies, all of varying color. They also got some lava lamps.
After that, they went to the movie store, which was super huge and cool looking. The floors were polished wood and each DVD rack sat on a soft, light blue rug. Many of the movies they saw were ones they never heard of. They filled their hovercart with stacks upon stacks of movies they loved and moves they believed they would love.
They returned to the HQ with their brand new things, having spent over 10,000 Goober Dollars. They weren't even close to running out of money. In fact, they probably never would.
They set up the new stuff, replacing the bed sheets and pillow cases with something more colorful and pinning blankets to every corner of the room. They built a towering pillow and blanket fort for the stuffed animals and themselves and placed a lava lamp on every hard surface. The DVD case was almost completely full.
By the time they were done, it was 4:00 in the morning. They decided to be lazy samurais and sleep way into the next day- all the way to 10:00AM. That was six hours of sleep. Pretty pathetic, actually.
They were lucky enough to catch breakfast, which consisted of rainbow pancakes and pomegranate juice.
"YOU TWO W3R3 GON3 FOR 4 LONG T1M3," Terezi said.
"Yes," Autumn replied. "We were goofing off and decorating our room."
":33 Ooh," Nepeta said. "I wants to see!"
"You all can."
After breakfast, the team checked out Autumn and Kodee's totally rad room. Of course, Latula loved it. Pretty much everyone did, except for Vriska. That was okay, though, because Vriska was Autumn's kismesis, and maybe even Kodee's.
Once they had the room to themselves again, Autumn and Kodee decided it was movie time. They looked through the DVDs and decided "We're Back! A Dinosaur Story" would be the best to watch. They kicked back and watched it on their very soft bed, snuggling close and sniffing all of their sweet scented blankets. After it was over, they made out passionately.
Then, they watched "Spirited Away". It was time for lunch by now, so they left the HQ and went to McDonald's. They split a 20 piece McNugget meal, which was once again forever shall remain vegan chicken. And that goes for all chicken consumed in this story.
After that, they went to the play area. It had a ball pit that was huge and ran 15 feet deep. They dug to the bottom and made out.
"Kodee," Autumn said. "A thought just occurred to me."
"Yes?" Kodee asked.
"We were so caught up in the art of interior design yesterday that we completely forgot to go clothes shopping."
"You're right. We've been wearing the same thing for three days."
"Which are PJ's, at least."
"Indeed, but you made a good point. We should go back to the mall."
So it was that these valiant lovers returned to the mall. Autumn used to both love and hate the mall, but with Kodee around, she only loved it. There were carousels to ride, toy trains to take, and Build-a-Bears to build some bears in.
Autumn got a wide array of outfits, including fursuits, PJs, dresses, colorful t-shirts, leggings, bras, panties, and skirts. Kodee got mostly tank tops, t-shirts, fursuits, boxers, shorts, skirts, and leggings. They tried things on together in a large fitting room meant for handicap people.
"The best part of this is when we're not wearing clothes," Autumn said.
"Agreed," Kodee replied.
Kodee touched Autumn's boobs. *Poke poke cup cup*
"Okay, that's enough of that," Autumn said. "JK."
Kodee continued to touch. Autumn stoked Kodee's member. After those distractions, they got on with actually trying on the clothes. Then, Autumn gave that BJ she had promised but forgotten to give.
"You made up for it," Kodee said.
Autumn winked. Okay, so now they were done trying on clothes. They left the store, which was like the sixth one they'd been in that day and went to the movies. They saw "Inside Out", wolfing down popcorn and Mountain Dew without ever having to go to the bathroom. Then, they went to see "Jurassic World". Autumn had already seen it but she couldn't possibly surpass the opportunity to see it a second time on the big screen. Both movies kicked ass. It was a totally enjoyable viewing for both lovers.
They went back to their HQ room.
"Alright, BJ time," Kodee said.
"I already gave it to you," Autumn replied.
"You said it would be in the HQ."
"Okay, fine."
How could she say no to such a sexy man? She gave it to him even though he said that it counted before. At this point, he was just trying to use his masculine and feminine charms to suck out freebees. Or get sucked. Man, this is dirty. But the lovers are pure of heart, so it's a lot more innocent that way. So many contradictions.
Ah, yes. After that tantalizing incident, Latula showed up. Autumn had forgotten about the part of the contract that the sexy troll leader wrote in.
"I was just about to enter Autumn," Kodee said. "That is, from another part of her body. If you want me right now, you'll have to beat me in a pillow fight."
"Br1ng 1t on," Latula said. "l1k3 1'm gonn4 loos3 to som3 boy."
Latula fought hard, very hard indeed, but she lost to Kodee's supreme pillow action.
"1 w4s just go1ng 34sy on you," Latula said, and left the room.
Autumn knew that was false. Latula would never let someone beat her intentionally. She was wayyy too r4d for that.
"Way to go, Kodeekins!" Autumn cheered.
Kodee purred and kissed her on the cheek. Her sweet body was always the top priority. Once he was done with her, he left to fetch Latula. He went to her room, which was locked by a security code. She let him in.
Her room was super rad, of course. It had lots of Redglare stuff as well as gamer posters and just about ever console game and console device to be created. Beside the flat screen TV was a mini fridge, which Kodee made note of for his and Autumn's next shopping spree. He gave Latula what he wanted and took her on in some video games. This time, she had the upper hand in experience.
"woo, y34h!" Latula cheered. "th4t w4s tot3s sup3r fun. h1 f1v3!" She gave him a powerful, stinging high five. "1f you 3v3r w4nn4 t4k3 m3 on, 1'll b3 h3r3. th4t 1s, 1f w3'r3 not on 4 m1ss1on or som3th1ng 1mport4nt l1k3 th4t. oh, 4nd br1ng your g1rlfr13nd n3xt t1m3. 1 could us3 anoth3r g4m3r grl to tot4lly overt4k3!"
Kodee returned to his room.
"That was longer than expected," Autumn said.
"I was totally owned by her sick moves in gaming," Kodee said. "Looks like I could use some practice. And a mini fridge."
"Is this your way of asking if we could go back to the store?" Autumn asked.
"Yes, yes it is."
They decided to make this one quick, or rather, quicker, by going to the Wal-Mart the next day. They bought an Xbox, a Playstation, a Wii, and all sorts of games. Then, they bought the fridge! It was blue with glowing blue stripes.
They took their stuff home and got down to gaming. They started with a classic, "Conker's Bad Fur Day." The took turns every time the other person died. Using their powers, they stayed up all night and into the next day, until they finally came out victorious.
"Enough playing around," Autumn said. "Wasn't it Super Smash Bros that you were playing with Latula?"
"Yes, and Mario Cart."
Terezi walked into the room.
"OH NO," she said. "4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO FIGUR3 OUT HOW TO B34T L4TUL4 4T V1D3OG4M3S?"
They nodded.
"1'M TH3 ONLY ON3 WHO'S 3V3R DON3 TH4T, 4ND 3V3N TH3N, SH3 R3FUS3S TO 4DM1T TH4T TO 4NYON3. YOU'LL N33D A W1TN3SS 1F YOU 3V3N W4NT YOUR V1CTORY TO COUNT."
"Wow, what a cheapo."
"1'LL S4Y."
Kodee and Autumn agreed to let Terezi join them. Like she said, Terezi was very good at videogames herself. She had all the moves and all the strategies- and she was freaking blind. She didn't even have to lick the screen to know where she was going.
After a day of hardcore training, they went to Latula's room.
"h3y you'r3 b4ck" Latula said. "4nd you 4lso brought my s1s."
"1'M NOT YOUR S1S, 1'M YOUR D4NC3STOR," Terezi argued.
They started out with a game of Mario Cart. It was 10 rounds, and Latula won 6 of them, coming out as the winner. Next up was Super Smash Bros. Autumn, Kodee, and Terezi teamed up to take on Latula. Latula was certain she could defeat them in a 3 on 1 death match, and it seemed to be going well. She defeated Autumn and Kodee, leaving only Terezi.
Terezi, mustering up every bit of mad skill she had left, fought Latula with all of her might with her character of choice, Lucario. Latula was using Gandalf. Terezi kept on mashing the Down+B combo, hoping for a miracle. Then, it came! Gandalf flew off the screen and disappeared in an explosion of sparkles and smoke.
"GAME!" the game said.
It showed Yoshi, Pikachu, and Lucario as the winners with Gandalf crying in the background.
"YOUR R31GN OF T3RROR 1S OV3R!" Terezi declared.
"my josh," Latula said. "1 c4n't b3l13v3 1t. 1 th1nk 1 n33d som3th1ng to dr1nk."
Latula cracked open a Monster and began to guzzle it down. Kodee, Autumn, and Terezi all exchanged a three-way high five.
"Let's go back to my room to celebrate," Autumn said.
They went back to her (and Kodee's) room to pig out on mini fridge food. They watched "Lord of The Rings" and then proceeded to make out. As a thanks for all the help, Autumn and Kodee pleasured Terezi.
"YOU GUYS AR3 M4G1C4L S3X GODS," Terezi praised.
"Thank you," Kodee replied.
"C4TCH YOU L4T3R."
She left. It was time for dinner at this point, but Autumn and Kodee had eaten so much that they didn't need anything else. They decided instead to take a bath in the team bathtub. It was made of cream-colored marble and sat in the middle of the room. It was so big that it looked like a swimming pool. They filled it with banana scented bubbles and hot water. Then, they got in.
They splashed water and swam around. Using cucumber soap and shampoo, they bathed every last inch of one another, becoming super fresh. They got out and wrapped themselves with soft, warm towels that they got from a special heating unit.
They went back to their room and watched "Rugrats in Paris" under the blankets, not bothering to get dressed. They decided just to stay naked and went to sleep that way.
The next day, they put some clothes on. Autumn put on a fuchsia shirt, black skirt, and black leggings. Kodee put on a black and blue tank top and shorts. They were looking super cool. Everyone at breakfast admired their looks.
Autumn and Kodee headed out to Six Flags to have some fun. It had been two long days of gaming and it was good to get out of the HQ. At sunset, they rode the Ferris wheel together, snuggling up and eating cotton candy.
"How sweet this is," Kodee said. "So serene and lovely. How glad I am that I have you."
"I'm glad, too," Autumn replied. "I love you."
They kissed passionately, the warm glow of the setting sun casting an orange light over them. Right after their lips parted, both of their phones started to ring. They picked them up.
"3m3rg3ncy!" Latula exclaimed. "r3port 2 th3 HQ, pronto!"