When the boys got outside, it took no time to figure out what was going on. Residents panicked in the streets as fetus after aborted fetus rained from the sky. They each hit the ground with a sickening splatter, littering the ground with chunks of flesh. Gideon had been away from his hometown of South Park for too long, and was less accustomed to this flavor of weirdness that Gravity Falls just didn't offer. He didn't handle the sight well, bending over and vomiting behind a nearby bush.
The other boys were less moved by the gruesome sight, especially after living through that incident at the abortion clinic in 2014. Cartman was the only one visibly excited about the whole thing.
"L̛ook̵ ̸wh̡a̴t ͝I ̴did̛ yo͟u g̸u̢y͟s̛! Ima̷gin͠e̢ h̛o̢w̛ m͞úch m̵o҉ney I͏ ̛co҉u͜l͏d͢ ̧m̵ake̶ ͠of̕f ̧t̵his m͜any a͠b҉or̵t͘ed̕ f͘e̕t͢u̸s̛es!͢ And͠ t͞h̀e̴n I ́cou̴ļd ̸eli͝m̴i̡na͏te the ͘h̷ípp̛i͡e̷s͟ an͞d̢ Jew͝s ̀w͝i҉th t̵h̸is͡ ͏p҉owe̕r!͝!̵"
Gideon pinched the bridge of his nose. "You don't need money anymore! And you could just conjure up some anyway with your new powers." He chose not to respond to that last part about elimination of hippies and Jews. Just then, a fetus landed directly on his head and splattered all over him, getting blood and partially developed organs stuck in his hair. "And would you PLEASE make this stop!"
Cartman was ignoring him while scraping fetuses off the ground and into a pile, to make it easy to gather up and sell. Soon the unborn babies ceased falling, and everyone else was visibly relieved.
This behavior disgusted and perplexed Gideon. "Who are you even going to sell that to anyway?"
Cartman turned towards him, smirking. "Stem cell research is an ongoing issue, Gideon. Also, that big slut Tom Nook will buy anything."
Suddenly, Cartman looked confused. "WHAT THE FUCK IS –"
Everyone vanished in a puff of smoke.
Mabel stood next to a summoning circle looking all concerned and shit. "Bro-bro, is everything okay? You got that weird summon and then didn't come back and…" Her voice trailed off when she noticed who she was looking at. "Did you gain weight, Dipper? How is that even possible?"
"Y̵ou fuc̨ki͜ńg͏ ̕b͡it̸çh!̨ ́I͠ a̕m ͡B͡IG BONED!̧!͞!͘ W̴H̡O E͟V̢EN̵ A͝RE͘ Y̶OƯ,͟ Y͘OU F̨U̧C͟K͟I͘N͝G W͏HO̷R҉E̷?!" Cartman felt Alcor's strong emotional bond with this girl through Alcor's memories that were so prominently in his mind after absorbing his powers. He decided his new course of action would be to ruin the lives of those close to that stupid asshole demon.
Mabel was standing there nearly in tears. "You're not…Dipper…" It was then that she noticed Gideon hanging out in the corner. She let out a small horrified gasp. This was not her day.
Gideon walked towards her with open arms. "Mabel, my sweet lil' dumplin'! Long time no see!"
Mabel squared up to Gideon. "Why are you even here, Gideon?! And what is in your hair?"
Gideon shrugged and slicked back his hair with his hand, getting lumps of fetus meat deeper intermingled in his hair. "I don't know, dearest Mabel. We just got teleported here along with your new brother. He's a lot cooler than your sweaty old brother."
Mabel clenched her fists. "This is NOT my brother! Do you care to explain what is going on to me?!"
Cartman didn't have time for petty lover's quarrels. "WILL Y҉OU TWO ̶SH̨U͘T T͘H̷E ̴F͡UCK̡ ̶U̡P?͞! ̕Í'͞M̕ H̡E҉ŔE T̡O͢ KI̧C͘K͏ ͜HE͝R A͘SS!̶!"
Gideon was having none of this. "Can you leave my darlin' Mabel for last? Surely there is someone else you could terrorize first."
Cartman wasn't one to take suggestions from annoying midgets, but he agreed after taking a very brief peek into Alcor's memories. He was met with a vision of a disgusting ginger girl that Alcor once harbored icky feelings towards. Realizing he had the power to teleport, he blipped out of the Mystery Shack and over to Wendy's house.
Wendy was home alone trying to read her favorite novel, The Scarlet Letter, when a mysterious fat boy appeared in the room. She put down the book, confused. "Dipper? Dude, you are looking well-fed. How have you been?"
"G̢od̛, ͞why ͘i̕s ́e͏ve̡r͞y͝òn̵e̶ n̕amed ̧W͡ęņd͞y a͜ ma͢ssiv́e bitc̴h̀?"
Wendy never heard Dipper swear before. Why was it directed at her? "Excuse me?"
"YOU̢R ̸R͜E͘IG̀N OF̶ TE̴R͞RO͡R͞ END҉S̢ H͏E҉R͢E, ̀G͘I̕NGE̢R͜ BI̴T͝C̴H͟!̢!̨!̧!"
Wendy finally figured out that this was not Dipper she was dealing with. But it was too late as she was being shoved in a small makeshift cage. She let out a scream and prepared to wait for someone to come save her. Little did she know how long she would have to be stuck there…
After Cartman's departure, the other three boys decided to step out and figure out who this girl was, where they were, and try to figure out a way to turn Cartman back to normal before he tried to exterminate all Jews and hippies.
