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The next day Naruto dressed in one of his black strapless dresses that complimented his form and stopped a few inches above his knees. It also revealed alot of cleavage and being a strapless dress there really wasn't much need for a bra. He let down his silky blonde hair and once again henged over the whisker marks. Rummaging around in his bedside draw he found some pink lipstick and black mascara that Ino and Sakura had left at his when they once went through a phase of forcing him into a makeover. It wasn't a pleasant memory.

It took the blonde a few tries before managing to apply the lipstick properly and numerous amounts of poking himself in the eye while doing the mascara. Once complete he slipped the makeup into his black bag, along with a hairbrush, his keys, some money, a bottle of water and his camera.

Bouncing onto his bed he pulled himself up to sit at the edge and grabbed his new shoes from the shopping bag. He slipped the heels on and did the small buckles up around his ankles. He made to stand up to test the shoes out but almost instantly toppled over. These things were so hard to walk in and they were so uncomfortable! How do women do it?!

Half an hour of practising he seemed to get the hang of it, still slightly wobbly on his feet but it wasn't like he was going into battle. Grabbing his bag he headed out the door and made his way to the arranged meeting place. He rubbed his hands together menacingly and snickered. "Hehehe, this is gunna be so easy!"

Naruto greeted Kakashi enthusiastically while he complimented 'her' appearance and they made their way to the bar, chatting amiably. When they arrived Kakashi ordered some shots of sake, a bottle of cider and some red wine for Naruto.

'Straight on to the hard stuff eh?' Naruto mused.

Three hours later they were sat at a small table in the corner, Kakashi intent on letting Naruto know how well versed he was in killing people using only one finger. Naruto laughed, it was clear the copy ninja had had a bit too much to drink and was visibly swaying in his seat. Naruto probably would have been the same if Kyuubi didn't rid his body of alcohol so quickly. It was extremely hard to get Naruto drunk so instead he played along for the hell of it. To be honest he had enjoyed his 'date' with his sensei, he had actually learnt quite a bit about the man. Not anything major but the small details that made a person seem more human.

"...And in the end Gai sprinted off to the nearest toilet and threw up all the sushi from that day," he chuckled warmly. Naruto laughed at the story, it probably would have put any normal woman off but this whole situation seemed so surreal. He almost didn't want this day to end, he liked Kakashi being so open and friendly towards him.

What did it matter anyway? He was only here to see Kakashi's face and take a picture, the more intoxicated he was the better. It only made Naruto's job easier. Kakashi hiccuped and Naruto thought it was strangely cute. Well that was probably the cue to get the hell out of there.

"Hey Kakashi? Do you want me to walk you home?" He gave him a wink.

He stared wide eyed at the blonde, having not expected such a forward suggestion. "Y-yeah ok... That would be... Good," he gulped.

Naruto wanted to burst out laughing at having made Kakashi; his own sensei and world famous ninja blush at the mere suggestion of being walked home.

And so twenty minutes later Naruto found himself pressed up against the wall outside of his sensei's apartment having the life practically being snogged out of him. Kakashi's mask was pooled around his neck and if Naruto had said he was enjoying himself it was a severe understatement. All he needed to do now was get one of his clones to knock Kakashi out and then... He lost his trail of thought when the mouth that had been occupying his own slipped down to nip and suck at the tender flesh of his exposed neck. The elder of the two slid his hands down the blonde's curvy body to grab the firm globes of Naruto's ass.

Naruto involuntarily moaned as his body started to betray him and by each passing moment the jounin refused to let up his ministrations the more Naruto struggled to keep his own self control in check. He hadn't expected Kakashi to be so forward, it was rather worrying. Of-course Naruto knew where this was heading but he didn't exactly know all that much about sex.. He had never really thought about it unless Pervy Sage decided to go on one of his more detailed explanations of certain women he'd bedded that night.

A blush coloured Naruto's cheeks when he could feel the man's erection pressed against him. He had never really thought of himself as gay but this whole thing was turning him on more than it probably should have been. Bleh what the hell, why not?

"So, do you wanna head inside?"

A mumble of confirmation was heard from Kakashi and before either of them knew it they were on the jounins bed, lost within the throes of passion.

Almost a week later Naruto found himself rolling around on his bedroom floor in absolute agony. He was clutching his lower abdomen as pain ripped through the entirety of his body. It was like his insides were tearing themselves apart. His lower back also killed, which was one of the main reasons he couldn't move to get help, instead he was curled up into a ball trying desperately to get the pain to subside.

Half an hour later the agony had practically stopped and left him feeling extremely nauseous from the pain. He found he was once again free to move about so he stumbled clumsily into the bathroom and violently threw up. The pain he had felt was intense and he had no idea what had caused such a thing. Surely he hadn't eaten anything bad?

After clearing himself up a bit and recovered from the pain he headed out to meet up with Kakashi and Yamato for his daily training exercise. He now felt completely fine, like nothing out of the ordinary had even happened. Naruto shrugged it off as just one of those things and forgot about it. There wasn't much point in worrying when he had such important training to do anyway!

Things were going well for Naruto. The incident between himself and his sensei was almost forgotten - Kakashi didn't seem to have a clue that it had been Naruto he had spent the night with and neither Sakura nor anyone else had guessed atall. Sakura had given up, much to Naruto's relief, trying to find out how he had accomplished such a task as photographing Kakashi's face. Which was a good thing.

His training seemed to be going well, he was pretty sure he was almost ready to learn the rasen-shuriken and the blonde was practically jumping up and down in excitement. On top of that he had also strengthened his friendship bond with Captain Yamato and even Sai after both him and Sakura paid him visits almost everyday to see how the training was getting on. Sakura even brought him home-made food pills; it was just a shame they tasted so vile.

Things between him and Kakashi had also improved. The man seemed a lot more open with Naruto now and the previous awkwardness they had had before seemed to melt away. All incidents that had happened with Sasuke and what Naruto assumed to be favouritism before he left Konoha were now left in the past and they were free to start anew. He now saw the man as not only his sensei but a good friend and teammate aswell and if Naruto sometimes fantasised about silver hair and mismatched eyes then that was neither here nor there.

Time passed and he had successfully learnt how to use the extremely powerful jutsu - even using it in battle against a particularly annoying Akatsuki opponent. Unfortunately it had ended with him being stuck in hospital for a week, also being told never to use rasen-shuriken again. Naruto was disappointed to say the least.

Once he had recovered he had been free to start taking on missions again. It was a relief to get out of the village for a while and back into action. He had been full of energy when he left with his team that day and to be honest the mission was rather dull and much too easy for Naruto. Which was why, when he arrived back home and felt utterly exhausted it came as such a shock to him. He usually had an endless supply of energy and had such amazing stamina, there was no reason whatsoever to feel so tired. He tried his best to fight it but in the end he passed out on his bed still fully clothed.

The same thing kept happening over the next few weeks, mainly during and after missions, which had started to worry Naruto, he had also declined free ramen due to the need to sleep! Even in the mornings he struggled to pull himself out of bed (even more than usual). Very Worrying indeed. It had been almost three months since the incident and when Naruto started feeling extremely nauseous and started hugging the toilet seat everytime someone even mentioned food, it was then that he decided to get some help.

Sakura was stood infront of a very queasy looking Naruto, examining the results from his recent checkup. She furrowed her brow when some of the readings came back as rather odd.

"Naruto your chakra readings are way off... I mean, the results here aren't even possible. Is there anything out of the ordinary you've being doing? You better not have been using that damn jutsu again... If I find out you have...!"

"Sakuraaaa please I've just been taking ordinary C-rank missions, I've not even had the opportunity to use rasen-shuriken," the teen pouted before groaning as another bout of nausea hit him.

Sakura sighed and handed him a sick bucket as a precaution. Dragging a seat out from under the desk she sat down opposite Naruto, still skimming through the report.

"Right so run through your symptoms with me again Naruto..." Sakura frowned.

"Uhhh well I feel really, really, really sick all time," he pouted. "I can't even eat ramen and you know how much I love ramen Sakura!"

The pink haired medic nin rolled her eyes. "Right, and um... You said you feel tired all the time?"

"Yeah, sometimes I'm so tired I don't even get a chance to eat dinner... Not that I really want to anymore," Naruto sounded utterly distressed by the whole thing.

"And it says here you've also put on weight," Sakura grimaced. It couldn't be possible but... "Naruto have you had any cravings for any type of food atall? Any food that doesn't make you feel sick?"

Naruto thought the question through. "Well yeah maybe, I mean I mainly wanna eat watermelon and carrots... Sometimes chalk," he chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.

For a long while Sakura just stared at him. Confusion flickered across her face as she glanced down one last time at the results before flinging them on the desk. She heaved a sigh and ran her hand through her hair before letting her body go limp. This was just bizarre... All the symptoms and especially the results pointed to one thing. But it wasn't possible! Naruto was male for god sake! One thing was for certain... More tests had to be taken.

"Naruto I'm going to have to do more tests, which include taking a blood and urine sample from you, I'll also check your blood pressure and chakra levels again, along with weight and height. Oh and it would be good if you could write all your symptoms down, every little detail that could possibly help to come to some sort of conclusion as to what's happening to you."

"But Sakuraaaaa, it's probably just a stomach bug or something," Naruto slumped back into his chair, "I'll feel better by next week! Its nothing to worry about," he smiled at her before grimacing once again.

"No Naruto I think it might be something more than that, it needs to be thoroughly checked out whether you like it or not. Especially if it has something to do with Kyuubi. Now wait here while I get the stuff ready," she stood up and made her way out the room to grab her supplies.

Naruto pouted. He hated hospitals.

Three days later Naruto was rudely awoken by loud pounding on his front door. Groaning, he sat up and made his way to the source of the noise, not caring he was only in his boxers. He just didn't have the energy to care to be honest.

He opened the door a tad to see who was causing all the fuss when he was forcefully pushed aside and a very disgruntled Sakura barged into his apartment. She slammed the door behind her and dragged Naruto to the kitchen, flinging him onto one of the seats next to the small table.

"Mmmm Sakura?" Naruto was still half asleep and the sudden intrusion was confusing, if not a little surprising.

"Naruto!" She slammed some papers onto the table infront of him. She pointed at the papers. "These are the results of the tests I ran on you a few days ago. Naruto I need to know if..." She blushed. "If it's possible for you to conceive..." She shook her head in disbelief that she was even having this conversation with her teammate.

"Uhhh? What?" Naruto was utterly confused, what did she mean by conceive?

Sakura sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Is it possible for you to get pregnant Naruto?"

The blonde jinchuriki stared blankly back at her, blinking in utter disbelief he was being asked such a question. He burst out laughing.

"It's not funny Naruto! I'm being serious."

Naruto took a deep breath, calming his hysterics before letting out a sigh. "Sakura, I'm a man, of-course I can't get pregnant I thought you knew that!" He smiled at her.

She frowned. "Well Naruto, the fact still stands... You're pregnant." She pointed to a certain point on the paper.

Naruto looked down at the result and sure enough, in big black writing it confirmed that he was infact pregnant. But it wasn't possible, he was a man! He was pretty sure even Kyuubi couldn't cause such a thing. It just wasn't possible... He didn't have the parts to be pregnant and anyway he hadn't slept with anyon- oh shit. Nah it couldn't be... Could it? No it was impossible! The results were clearly wrong!

Sakura saw the different expressions cross Naruto's face. Confusion, shock, disbelief, understanding, more disbelief and then denial. She narrowed her eyes and slid onto the seat opposite the blonde.

"Naruto...?"

"The results have to be wrong... I-it's not... It's impossible! I-I can't..." Naruto was frowning. He clenched his fists, this has to be some sort of prank! "I can't be pregnant it's impossible!"

Sakura sighed. She had thought the same and to be honest she still had her doubts but the tests were full proof. They weren't wrong, everything Naruto had written down and discussed with her all pointed in the same direction. She had even triple checked everything, made sure the tests were truly positive. According to the results Naruto was just over three months pregnant.

The answer she wanted though was how? How did this even happen... Of-course she knew how normal people reproduced but how exactly could a male even conceive?

She had mulled over the possible answers all night and in the end came down to two conclusions. The first being Kyuubi which she wasn't sure was possible, there had been no such incidents like this heard of from past jinchuriki. But then again it was Naruto, anything was possible when it came down to him. She sighed. The other was... Well it was that damn sexy jutsu, it wasn't just a henge, he actually transformed into a woman, which would then make the situation entirely, even scarily possible. But as far as she knew Naruto was still a virgin and it's not like she sees him parading around as a woman all the time... He conceived roughly three months ago... What happened three months ago, think Sakura think!

Naruto had returned to the village... He had started his training... They were eating ramen... They talked... She had been upset about something? She had been upset that she still hadn't seen Kakashi's face! And then there was that stupid bet and Naruto hadn't - no...Wouldn't tell her how he'd managed it! What if... What if... Oh god. Sakura paled.

"Naruto?"

He pouted. "What?" He mumbled.

"Are you a... Have you ever had sex?" Sakura flushed a deep shade of red.

Naruto, shocked at the question, mirrored Sakura's blush. He looked away, avoiding eye contact completely. He mumbled his answer, it was almost inaudible.

"No of-course not," he shifted in his seat uncomfortably.

He's lying. Sakura scowled.

"You're lying! I need to know the truth Naruto."

"I-I am telling the truth!"

'Ill just have to get straight to the point.'

"Remind me again how you managed to get those pictures of Kakashi-sensei? As I recall, he seemed to be laying on a bed..." She narrowed her eyes in suspicion.

Shock and panic were the only things Naruto felt in that moment. She couldn't know! He abruptly stood up and walked towards the kettle.

"A-Ahaha," laughing nervously he said, "here let me get you a drink Sakura," he fumbled around with the kettle, filling it with water and flicking the switch.

"Tell me the truth!" The pink haired kunoichi stood up to face the blonde and directed all her rage and killing intent at him. "I need to know the truth if I'm to help you! And I mean THE WHOLE TRUTH!" Naruto squirmed under her fiery gaze.

There was a long moment of silence between the two, the only sounds being that of their breathing and the water boiling. Naruto's posture slumped as he lent back against the kitchen counter, sighing and closing his eyes. The moment was more than enough of an admittance than any verbal communication would be.

Sakura could barely believe what she had just found out. Naruto and Kakashi... It was hard to soak in really. He had done it to get the pictures... So stupid! How could he be so stupid!

"Naruto..."

He snapped his eyes open, a look of anger and discomfort. "Forget it, I'm not pregnant anyway it's just some stupid prank..." He turned around to lean his hands on the kitchen counter.

"Does he know it was you Naruto?"

She waited patiently for a reply but after two minutes it was clear she wasn't going to get one.

"Does Kakashi-sensei know it was you?!" She balled her hands into fists.

"No! No he didn't and he still doesn't!"

Sakura clenched her jaw out of anger and looked at the ground in fury. He had betrayed Kakashi, used him just so he could see his face! Oblivious to the consequences of his actions and this is exactly what he was paying for now! Naruto deserved it but Kakashi didn't, she had to tell him... No. Naruto would have to tell him... She would have to tell Tsunade. A student and teacher relationship was forbidden. Even if it were a one night stand. Atleast she hoped it had only been a one night stand.

"This has only happened once yes?"

Naruto grunted.

"Yes or no?!"

"Yes!" Sakura was beyond pissed off, this whole predicament was just so surreal. "You have to tell him Naruto."

He spun round to face her, taking a step forward. "No! He can't know, he can never know... No one can ever know!"

"He has every right to know! You're carrying his child Naruto! You didn't think about the consequences of your actions and now you're paying for them! I hope you're happy huh?! You've betrayed you're friend, teammate and teacher. Goodluck explaining that to him because I'm gunna have just as harder time explaining this to lady Tsunade!"

Naruto was dumbstruck by the blatant truth behind Sakura's words.

"And on top of that Kakashi will also be punished for sleeping with his student! Did you not even think about that?! He didn't even know it was you Naruto! How the hell am I going to explain this to the Hokage, huh?! 'Ooh yeah hi lady Tsunade, I just thought I should let you know that Naruto is pregnant with Kakashi-sensei's baby because me and him made a bet that he couldn't take a photo of sensei's face so they ended up in bed together! But it's all fine though because Naruto thinks he's not pregnant and that Kakashi nor anyone else needs to know!' I mean... Shit Naruto, this isn't just about you and Kakashi, you also dragged me into it, I agreed to the bet!"

Sakura felt like screaming and punching a hole in the nearest wall.

"Sakura... Please you can't tell baa-chan, please, I don't want Kakashi to get in trouble, it wasn't my intention. I-I'll tell him after I have the baby. Please," his eyes pricked with unshed tears at the distress he'd caused everyone and for the situation he had put himself in. "If I could go back in time and change it I would, but I can't. And you're right, I need to live with the consequences, even if sensei ends up hating me." The tears started to stream down his scarred cheeks. Damn mood swings and not being able to control his own emotions! He wiped the tears away furiously.

Sakura looked at him with pity filled eyes. "Naruto I don't have a choice, I have to tell Tsunade, either way she'll find out and the longer we leave it the more shit we'll be in," she sighed and rubbed her forehead. "I suppose we can say we don't know who the dad is, it's a big risk though and I can't promise she won't find out... You know what she's like. But seriously Naruto, you have to tell Kakashi about this, if not then ill do it. I'll give you until it's born. It's not fair on your child if you leave it any longer."

Naruto gave her a determined nod. He walked back over to the table and sat down. He was clearly fatigued and needed sleep. Sakura walked over to him and placed a gentle hand on his shoulder, trying to comfort him.

"I'll go over the results with lady Tsunade today and see if there is another possibility - one where you're not pregnant. I highly doubt there will be though. She will probably want to speak to you later, after we've discussed how this is even physically possible. I won't tell her about Kakashi-sensei, I'll just say I don't know who the father is."

She moved her hand away and grabbed the papers from the table. She made her way to the exit but stopped before she left the kitchen, looking back at the very exhausted blonde.

"You should get some sleep Naruto, you look tired," she paused. "I'm sorry about this, but please try to look after yourself and take it easy from now on."

She turned around but was stopped by a gravelly voice. "Thank you Sakura."

She nodded and carried on walking, slipping out of the front door and headed towards the Hokage tower.

A few hours later and Naruto was stood outside of the Hokage's office. His own nerves racked his body, this was the conversation he'd been dreading all day. He had tried his best to distract himself by heading out to the academy in hope of bumping into Iruka. His old teacher had always helped him through stressful and unhappy times in the past, even if he never told the man what was bothering him. He also wished that Pervy Sage was here, he could always count on him to come up with some solution. But sadly he had found neither of the two men so instead he had headed out to buy five different pregnancy tests in hope that he could prove Sakura wrong.

Unfortunately they had all come back positive. Rather than admit defeat, Naruto had spent the rest of the day thinking up other possibilities for his weird symptoms other than pregnancy. He had no such luck.

Staring blankly at the door infront of him he felt like he was going to pass out. Luckily he didn't have to wait much longer as the murmuring in the next room stopped and he could hear footsteps approaching the door. Naruto took a few deep breathes to calm his nerves as he heard a click and a a familiar figure slipped out into the hallway.

"Naruto," Kakashi politely nodded a greeting to the blonde. He didn't look very happy nor in the mood to talk so when he turned to walk down the hall without another word it wasn't that much of a shock.

Naruto still couldn't stop the blush colouring his cheeks at the unexpected encounter though. Taking a deep breath he placed his hand on the door knob and let himself in hesitantly. As he entered he was greeted by the usual appearance of Tsunade sat at her desk, studying a scroll intently. Stood next to her was Shizune and standing infront of the desk was Sakura.

"Ah Naruto, come in," the blonde Hokage glanced up at him, he let out the breath he'd been holding, still shaking a little. Stepping further into the room he heard the door behind him shut.

He stood next to Sakura, refusing to look at her, instead focusing all of his attention on Tsunade. He nodded his greeting, unable to trust his voice.

Tsunade sprawled something across the scroll before handing it to Shizune who nodded at Naruto before making her way out of the office.

"Sakura the details," the blonde Hokage held her hand out signalling Sakura to hand her the results of the previous day. He saw his teammate hand a bunch of papers to her superior without a word and let the elder skim through them. She sighed.

Tsunade fixed her honey coloured eyes on the boy standing before her. "So Naruto would you care to explain how this came about?"

Naruto gulped and tried to steady his breathing. "I don't know lady Tsunade," it seemed that now was not a good time to be calling her granny.

"Mmm..." She looked down at the papers again. "You are without a doubt pregnant though and you are also without a doubt a male, so how this came to be is slightly confusing. Actually I have never encountered such a situation before, nor have I ever seen anything like it regardless of the extend of my entire history in medical knowledge."

Naruto sighed and rubbed the back of his head awkwardly. "Well perhaps it's just something to do with Kyuubi?"

"No I don't think so. Me and Sakura have been discussing various possible ways this could have happened. We believe we may have figured it out but i would need you to confirm a few questions before hand," she narrowed her eyes slightly, challenging him to go against her wish.

He grimaced and reluctantly nodded, he knew exactly what she was going to be asking him.

"Are you currently sexually active with someone of the same gender?"

"No"

"Have you been sexually active with someone of the same gender within the past three to four months?"

Naruto cringed out of embarrassment. "Y-yes"

"What about someone of the opposite gender?"

The blonde shook his head, the embarrassment was too much, he had to look away.

"While you were with this person or people, were you in male form or your," she cleared her throat and looked mildly unimpressed. "Or your sexy jutsu?"

This was getting worse and worse. He gulped. "My sexy jutsu."

Tsunade heaved a sigh, clearly reining in her frustration and anger.

"How many people have you slept with in the past three to four months Naruto?"

This was the one question he really didn't want to answer for he knew what the next question would be. He grimaced. "One, lady Tsunade."

Surprisingly she didn't ask the question Naruto had been expecting, instead she studied his form for a moment before opening her drawer and pulling out a roughly sketched picture and handing it to Naruto. Attached to the picture was a set of descriptions indicating hair colour, eye colour, height etc. Naruto studied it, he knew straight away who it was.

"Is that one of your female forms Naruto?" She clenched one of her fists in anticipation.

The blonde jinchuriki slid the picture back onto the desk before hesitantly giving a nod of approval. The colour then drained out of his face. He felt like running when he saw Tsunade's expression change to one of unadulterated rage. Both of her fists were clenched tightly now as she stood up and slammed one of her hands hard on the desk. Both Naruto and Sakura jumped.

"SHIZUNE!" She shouted. The slim, dark haired woman rushed into the office.

"GET ME KAKASHI!"

"Yes lady Tsunade!"

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