Jambette didn't want to ask Goatari to remove the tree so she decided to go to Leif's gardening store and buy an axe so she could cut the tree herself. The flabby green frog thought that was the best idea ever so she decided to (dear god) vlog about it.
"Imma vlog about mah sexeh idea bruh." she said to herself as she pulled her ugly nokia brick phone out from her shirt. As she was about to start vlogging, she looked at herself and squinted.
"Imma strip- I'm too sexeh for da world to see me in clothes."
Our ugly frog grabbed her shirt- and pulled it right off. She was so fat that nobody could tell where her frog tits were. Jambette nodded in satisfaction as she started to vlog.
"Yo, sup mah homies. Imma go to da hippie sloth and buy an axe so I can cut dis tree- CROAKAY. Dis tree is a hater; it blocked mah view as i sat on a stump with mah sexeh lips on it. At first I thought I would have to go to dat biatch Goatari. But why would I, Jambette dah Sexeh, do dat? Imma take matters into mah own hands! Imma buy an axe! With mah own sexeh cash moneys BITCHES!"
Jambette finished vlogging as she stood at the bottom of the stairs leading to Main Street. That meant she was right on the train tracks! And a train was coming! Jambette turned her huge head and screamed like anyone who was about to get run over by a train. Somehow, the train pulled itself to a halt and the driver opened his window.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT THING?! I'm glad I stopped or else I would have a big green stain on my train!"
Jambette heard the driver and jumped inside the train. Her heavily makeup-ed face was angry.
"I heard you were talking shit about this!" Jambette shoved her butt into the driver's face and stated twerking. "Yeah. who's the stain now bruh?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH GOD NO! MAKE IT STOP!" The helpless driver screamed. "PORTER! DO SOMETHING!"
Porter had his headphones on and he couldn't hear the driver's pleas for help because he was listening to a remix of the Teletubbies theme song- with his HEADPHONES on.
"OH MY GOD PORTER NO! POOOORRRRTEEEERRRR!" The driver suffocated inside Jambette's butt and died.
"Yeah! Dat's what you get bruh!" Jambette folded her little froggy arms in triumph and jumped out of the train. She swayed her hips as she waddled to Main Street.