Chapter 2: What happened last night?

Karkat POV

"…"

"…Uh…"

"Honk."

"What the fuck just happened?!" You said.

"I… I don't know." Sollux said.

"Gamzee!"

"Good morning, my motherfucking bros."

"Do you know what happened last night?"

"Not a motherfucking idea, but I found this little motherfucker in the closet."

You see Gamzee carrying a black carapacian.

"He looks so motherfucking cute with his hat."

"How the fuck did that carapacian appeared here?" Sollux asked.

"Listen you dipshits!" You shouted to your friends. "Whatever the fuck happened isn't relevant. What happens in Derse stays in Derse."

"KK… where is John?"

John POV

"… Where am I?"

Karkat POV

"We lost John!"

You suddenly hear a cell phone ringing. You take the phone from a potatoe salad next to a bucket filled with smuppets.

"Joooooooohn….answer me!"

God dammit! Spiderbitch is at the other side of the phone waiting for a response.

"Vriska, it is Karkat. John is unable to answer because… he is in the bathroom with diarrhea."

"Could you tell him to get ready for returning to Prospit? The wedding is tomorrow!"

"Don't worry, Serket. Your beloved Heir of Breath will be there for your stupid matespritship ceremony."

"Fuck you, Vantas!"

Sollux and Gamzee are waiting for your response.

"We have to find John1"

At the pool

"This is what we know for the moment being: John disappeared, Gamzee is carrying a carapacian with a big hat, Sollux lost his teeth…"

"At least I no longer have a lisp."

"… There is a fucking meowbeast in the bathroom, and Ms. Serket is going to murder us!"

"Don't talk in plural, KK. You are the one that organized this party, and John's best man. Also, Vriska hates you more, and not in a romantic way."

"Okay, the first thing we must do is check our pockets for anything that can give us a clue of what happened last fucking night."

You and the others empty their pockets, and you find a hospital receipt.

"KK, this note states that you were in The Derse's Hospital last night."

"Maybe the doctor that attended me saw John."

"Hey, my motherfucking bros. See what little Kurloz can do."

The carapacian started dancing in the table with a cane while Gamzee is contemplating like the stoner he is.