Chapter 1

~Don't Panic~

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight, the characters, the Jonas brothers, or Hannah Montana because if I did I would be shopping right now instead of typing 

Emmett POV

"Hey can you two stop with the freaky mind games already!!!"

"Yeah seriously, it's starting to get really annoying!" replied Rose, my beautiful wife, from the living room where she was watching her reflection in the television screen. You've got to love my Rosie.

"Ewww! I think I'm going to barf!" screamed Edward "Just sop right there Emmett!"

"Shut up Edward! I can do whatever I please!"

"Ohhh so that where all the mushy love waves are coming from!" sighed Jasper.

Crap! I forgot about Jasper…Oh well.

"Ok, ummm, well, wait! What was Alice saying! Come on! Tell us or you will find your cars at the bottom of the ocean tomorrow!"

"Oh, I don't see that happening." Laughed Alice

Damn her and her future seeing self!

"Hey, I heard that!"

"Cram it Edward!"

"Oh come on don't be like that…"

"Well, I am going to be like that unless you tell me what the hell is going on around here!"

"Oh poor, naïve Emmett. I highly doubt that everyone will forgive us if we tell you." Explained Alice

"What!? Why?!"

"Oh believe me, you will understand later!" Edward laughed

Edward POV

No, I'm sure that you thought my darling Bella was bad in Alice's vision, right? Well she is not even close to how bad Emmett is! Just getting him thinking about the Jonas Brothers makes all hell break loose! He is like a deranged fan girl on crack!

~Flashback~

Rose: Alice, do you think I should buy the new Jonas Brothers cd?

Emmett: Oh, I'm burning up, burning up for you baby!

Rose/Alice: Shut up!! This is almost as bad when we brought up Hannah Montana!

Emmett: Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody knows what, what I'm talking 'bout everybody has them days! Nobodies perfect! I go-

Carlisle: Not again! Who the hell brought up pop icons around Emmett AGAIN!!!!

~ End of Flashback~

NO!!!!!! Alice don't you dare say anything!!

Too late…

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