Disclaimer: Code Geass is owned by Sunrise and CLAMP. The things that might get mentioned in this fict might belong to me, unless you know who or what company created them…
This Fanfiction is brought to you by Keith's newly repaired PC! Yay! (Computer parts are expensive…)
OMAKE: Randomness Galore! Or 'The Test'… you pick the title…
Lelouch was walking down the hall of Ashford Academy when he saw Suzaku running limply at him with a bloody head and clothes. Surprised to see him in that state, Lelouch rushed towards him.
"Whoa, what happened to you?" Lelouch asked, concerned at his friend's state.
"I got caught in the middle of a rally against an Energy Filler Company…" Suzaku spoke as he panted, "…things went hairy when both sides began to throw stones and whack each other with planks of wood and steel pipes… anyways, can you help me walk? My legs are beginning to feel like jelly…"
"Don't worry," Lelouch spoke as he went by Suzaku's side and assisted him, "I'll bring you to the infirmary."
"INFIRMARY?!" Suzaku suddenly yelled, "…I must go to our room cause we have an exam at 2:30 PM!"
A few minutes later…
Suzaku was in a pinch. First, he was caught in a riot. Second, his blood was dripping on his test paper, and third, he forgot to review for the exam.
"ARRRGH!" Suzaku cried bloody murder.
Villetta, who was sidelining for the Calculus teacher, was looking at Suzaku.
'Maybe I shouldn't made my test too difficult…' She thought to herself.
Few minutes later…
"Miss Villetta, can I get a new copy of the test paper? Mine got ruined from too much erasures." Euphemia asked. Villetta just nodded as she handed the test paper.
A few minutes later, Suzaku approached Villetta with a bloody test paper.
"Miss Nu, can I have another copy of the test paper? Mine got drenched in blood." Suzaku spoke.
Villetta just handed the test paper.
Approximately 59 seconds later, Rivalz approached Villetta.
"Miss Villetta, can I have another copy of the test paper? Mine got smeared with my brain when it went mush…"
Villetta gave Rivalz a copy before she thought, 'Yes God Yes! I'll make my test easier next semester!'
Omake ends here… XD It is based on a comic strip I read…
Previously on Sudden Marriage…
The preparations are now almost complete… The wedding was about to commence…
Nunnally is nervous.
Kaguya is excited.
Anya is taking notes on the events since she can't update her blog.
Tianzi is smiling sweetly at her reflection on the stream.
Rollo is in a state of shock.
Euphemia is nervous and excited.
Suzaku is still depressed at the fact that all of his hard work went poof.
The Ashford Student Council Members were exploring Maria's domain.
Charles is guffawing incoherent lines because he almost taste victory.
V.V. is still unconscious.
And the Black Knights were sleeping soundly as Zero/Lelouch, Kallen and C.C. pressed forward.
And now…
The sound of the Wedding Song could be heard in the background (thanks to Charles' MP3 Player) as Rollo waited for his soon-to-be wives at the altar.
'Why is this happening to me?' Rollo thought as he watched his girls walk down the aisle. 'Am I in a closed space made by God or Haruhi… or the Author of this fict just find it amusing to put me and my Nunna-chan in really weird scenes…'
Rollo then sighed as he looked at the clear blue sky, 'All I wanted is to live a peaceful life with Nunnally…'
In Rollo's Mindscape…
"Good Morning, Rollo." Nunnally greeted as she cooked their breakfast.
"Morning too Nunna-chan." Rollo approached his wife to give her a quick kiss on her lips…
And we interrupt Rollo's Mindscape with an important event…
"WAIT!!!" a VERY familiar voice yelled. Suddenly, Lelouch fell from the sky, landing on his feet… only to suffer from the sudden impact his feet received.
C.C. suddenly showed up and sighed, "He may be a genius in tactics… but he's an idiot on other aspects…"
Kallen soon followed and just nodded.
Gritting his teeth, Lelouch spoke, "I'll not let you take my sister without a fight." He then materialized a peculiar but deadly designed sword out of the thin air... which is known as a...
"Eh?" Kaguya, Suzaku, Charles, and Kallen exclaimed in unison, "Lelouch's a H.I.M.E.?!"
"No… to become a H.I.M.E., he must have a Guardian…" C.C. explained, "Lelouch wields a Di-Sword, which means he is a Gigalomaniac…" She then looked at Lelouch's sword…
"Um… Kurogane-san, that last sentence is rather suggestive…" Nina Einstein spoke.
"Eh?" Keith Kurogane looked at the sentence that Nina was pointing out and chuckled, "As if C.C. haven't seen Lelouch's sword…"
…then she sneezed, 'Why do I feel that I need to break the Fourth Wall just to murder Nina's soon-to-be husband…' C.C. thought.
"Mou, Keith-kun…" Nina whined cutely. "I'm just your assistant…"
"Which means you two are now a couple!" E.E. (Keith's OC given by Electric Eclectic… now that I noticed it… E.E. = Electric Eclectic?) spoke happily.
Angelique Ramirez (Keith's self-made OC) frowned as a single tear ran down her cheeks.
"I have a nagging feeling that the Author made someone cry…" Kaguya whispered to Anya.
V.V. suddenly stepped in front of Rollo and spoke, "I will not allow you to ruin my brother's scenario." He then took out his Nintendo DS, pressed a couple of buttons and spoke, "Come forth, Lucifer! Loki!" Then a dark smoke materialized on both sides of V.V., afterwards Lucifer and Loki materialized to existence.
"So… that's a Nintendo DS and a COMP at the same time…" C.C. spoke to no one particular.
"The Author is now breaking too many copyrights…" Nunnally face palmed.
A few seconds later, Lelouch charged at V.V., who ordered Lucifer to cast a Medigoraon Spell. Before their attacks could connect, Maria stepped in the middle of the conflict and blocked the attacks with a white shield barrier. She then proceeded to disarm V.V. of his COMP/NDS and Lelouch's Di-Sword.
"Please don't fight here." Maria spoke serenely. Lelouch, on the other hand, wasn't affected by Maria's charm.
"Like hell I will allow you to marry my sister to that worm!" Lelouch was about to pull out a Magnum Caliber .45 Revolver when vines wrapped around Lelouch… vines with thorns on them.
And there was a very loud yell of pain that was heard though out the whole Mount Makiling…
"Whoa… Someone must have stepped on some random thorn…" a random student spoke.
"That yell of pain is almost bordering to girlish shriek of pain…" another student spoke.
After Maria sent Lelouch to her house so that he could be healed. She proceeded to recommence the wedding ceremony.
"We are here… what's the next line again?" Maria asked too cutely at V.V. who was just staring at her, smitten by her cuteness… or moe… or whatever.
Charles just facepalmed, "The most powerful faerie in the Philippine Islands is an airhead the equal of Tsukino Usagi or Sonsaku Hakufu…" Charles then pulled out a Flare Gun and fired it.
Back at the Author's House somewhere in the province of Bulacan… the Author, Sheo Darren suddenly showed up riding on the Venom Arm Slave he borrowed from his OC, Rolito Miranda.
"Will you stop plagiarizing lines from my fanfics!" He demanded as he aimed various deadly arsenal of weapons at Keith.
"But I can't help it!"
A second later, Bismarck Waldstein arrived, already wearing a priest clothes. Everyone just raised eyebrows at him.
"Is it just me or he is wearing a High Priest clothes from Ragnarok Online." Milly asked, still a bit shocked that the Knight of One likes to cosplay.
"He is really wearing a High Priest costume." V.V. spoke, "and damn, he doesn't look like he failed at life..."
"Agility Up!" Bismarck suddenly yelled, buffing V.V. and Charles.
Lelouch groaned as he tried his best to get himself out of the bind spell (normal vines that will tighten if you move too much) Maria cast on her.
"I swear, that faerie will pay dearly…", He spoke as he fell on the floor face first. He then began to crawl on the floor like a worm as he headed out of Maria's house.
The wedding was already at it's most important part…
Bismarck was about to speak when Charles asked, "Will you just do the shortcut version of the question for the girls?"
Bismarck tilted his head in confusion until he got that Charles meant, "Oh… yes your Highness…" he then looked at the girls and asked, "Do you girls take this man as your lawfully wedded husband in richer and poorer, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"
The girls were about to answer when they heard Lelouch's voice, "I'm the bone of my harem…"
Charles groaned and muttered, "He just wont give up…"
"…sexiness is my body and hotness is my blood…" Lelouch continued to chant while hiding from everyone's sight.
Gritting his teeth, V.V. took out his bag and began to rummage inside it.
"…I have wooed over a thousand ladies…"
"Here it is!" V.V. suddenly took out a scroll from his bag and activated it.
"…Unknown to slaps, nor known to rejections…"
Charles took off his curly wig and put on a spiky black wig that made him look like a gang leader, "Time to bash a head in…" he spoke as he popped the joints of his hands.
"…Have withstood jealous men to attract so many ladies…"
Everyone just facepalmed at the randomness of the events that was transpiring in front of them…
"…Yet, these hands will never hold-OW!" Lelouch chant was interrupted when he was bitten by an ant. "Now where was-" He froze when Charles and V.V. was in front of him.
BLAM!
Lelouch was sent to the air by a powerful left hook from Charles and a powerful swing from V.V.'s Diamond Breaking Gibson Air Guitar MOD II-H.O.S.T.I.L.E.
Everyone then heard someone singing, "Sayonara! Sayonara! Sayonara~". Everyone looked at the source of the song and saw Suzaku meddling with Charles' MP3 Player.
Lelouch's body landed a few meters away from Rollo and Nunnally. Gritting his teeth, Lelouch tried to stand up, only to fall on his knees. "Damnit!"
"Onii-sama, please stop it already!" Nunnally cried, her eyes were beginning to water.
"I will save you from that evil warlock!" Lelouch exclaimed.
Silence…
C.C. rolled eyes, "And I thought you're the warlock here…"
Lelouch decided to take out a peculiar looking gun and inserted a card on it, "I have a lot of tricks under my sleeve! Henshin!" and he pulled the trigger of the said gun.
"Kamen Rider… Diend!" a mechanical male voice rang out from the gun.
"Do you think I'll allow you to ruin my plan?!" Charles boomed as he took out a buckle, "Henshin!"
"Kamen Rider… Decade!" a similar toned voice rang from the buckle. Charles then pulled out a card and inserted it on the card slot on the buckle. "Attack Ride… Slash!"
"High Priest Bismarck, teleport us and continue the ceremony!" Charles (or Kamen Rider Decade) ordered.
"Oh no you don't!" Kamen Rider Diend (or Lelouch) yelled as he tried to rush at Rollo, only to disappear in a pillar of light. A few minutes later, Charles followed suit.
"I have a nagging feeling that the Author will dedicate a few good spaces for the Diend versus Decade Rider Battle…" Milly spoke to no one in particular.
And Milly's nagging feeling was right because…
"Attack Ride… Invisible." Lelouch's DienDriver rang out as he faded into thin air. Lelouch began to gloat, "Do you think you can defeat me old geezer?"
"Actually, you gave me an opening." Charles replied as he inserted a card on the DCDriver.
"Attack Ride… Rekka Daizantou!" Charles buckle declared as a ten feet long great sword materialized out of thin air into his hands. He quickly swung the sword around, creating raging embers in the process, which hit Lelouch, gave away where he was, and disabling the his Invisibility.
"Why you…!" Lelouch growled as he took out another card and inserted it on his gun.
"Attack Ride… Illusion." The gun declared as four copies of Diend materialized to Lelouch's side.
Scoffing, Charles took out another card and quickly inserted it on his buckle. "Kamen Rider… Kiva." Charles then dashed towards Lelouch and kicked in his head then promptly inserted another card. "Form Ride…Kiva Bashaa."
And now we leave the Rider Battle of more important matters…
"And I pronounce you husband and wives…" Bismarck paused for a bit, smirked at Rollo then said, "...you may now kiss your wives."
Rollo flushed as his wives faced him with sweet smiles that will surely kill any diabetic. He gulped as he slowly made his way towards Anya who grabbed him by the collar of this clothes and mashed her lips onto his.
Tianzi then followed Anya by jumping onto Rollo and giving him a kiss.
Kaguya followed by wrapping her arms onto Rollo's neck seductively then leaning forward to briefly capture Rollo's lips.
When it was Nunnally's turn to kiss Rollo, she hesitated for a bit before Rollo pulled her towards him and whispered, "Lets make it right…". Nunnally nodded at they both savored the moment kissing each other…
…Five minutes forty-six seconds later…
"For crying out loud!" Suzaku yelled at the couple kissing, "Do it on your wedding night!"
The other three wives nodded in approval.
Charles suddenly showed up via a silvery veil that he stepped out of, and he was dragging an unconscious Lelouch who was now sporting a big bump on the head.
"Miss Ashford, I'll be entrusting my son to you…" Charles spoke at the Class president, "…I know he will be a fine husband."
"I'm sure that he-" Milly paused as she let the words sink in, "EH?!"
"And to Shirley Fenette, C.C. and Kallen Statfelt… or is it Kallen Kozuki…" Charles ranted, "I'm sure that he can be trained."
C.C. nodded at the part where Lelouch can be trained; she made sure that every time she opens her palm at Lelouch, he will automatically give his credit card to her. Good times...
Charles then looked at the kissing couple and asked, "How long?" he asked no one in particular.
"Eight minutes forty-nine seconds and counting…" Bismarck replied.
"They're nearing my and Marianne's record…" Charles mused to himself, "By the way, where's Euphie and ?"
"You mean Mr. and Mrs. Kururugi?" C.C. spoke, "After Bismarck married the two while he aimed a gun at Suzaku's crotch, your daughter decided to knock him out and asked Maria if she could teleport them to Palawan so that they can 'get it on'… Euphie's words, not mine." She then sighed as she looked at Rollo and Nunnally who were still kissing each other, "Nunnally and Rollo… your adventures are just beginning…"
Special Ending Scenes! The Rollo's Angels Final Japan Concert before their World Tour!!!
Ashford Academy Concert Hall, 09:00 PM
Chaos ni naru owari no nai itami wo kakaete/
Egakeru yume wa? Ah.../
And every one began to rock out as the song began…(Find the Blue by Kanako Itou/ Chaos;Head Visual Novel Opening)
Hitomi ni utsuru fukusayou de outline tadotte miru/
Sakebu kotoba mo inori taishou mo nakute/
Hikari ga zou wo musubu you na fushigi na made no architecture/
Uragiri ni nita sono kouzu ni mo/
Me wo sorashita shiranai furishita/
Ima sono shisen ga ishiki no naka e tobikomu/
Wazuka na riron ga kodou no rhythm kakimidasu kara/
Sarigenai kono kuuki, arienai kono kyori mo/
Sono shihai ga koushite kansen wo hajimeru kara.../
Their vocalist, Nunnally, then threw the microphone at Anya who was able to catch it effortlessly.
Boku wa mata.../
chaos ni naru owari no nai itami wo kakaete/
Dare ni mo furerarenai mayaku ni nita kaihi area/
biru no sukima kiritorareta chiisa na sora ni/
Egakeru yume wa? Ah... kotae wa nai no sa/
I fall into the new world sore wa totsuzen/
Rasenjou ni kurikaesu noise/
Togire sou na hikari to Find the blue/
Miezaru mono wa kaze no gotoki shikaku no sumi de tada samayou/
pocket no naka wa yume mo mayoi mo nakute/
Donna kotoba mo hagare ochite bon'nou dake ni tsuiya shiteru/
Kanashimi sae mo taida ni kakete/
Mutsuu ni natte tsuyogattari shite/
Ima kioku ni aru keshiki wo jun ni narabete/
Atama ni korogaru chiisa na piece tsunagete mireba/
Nanigenai ano bamen imi no nai ano kotoba/
Sono subete ga konna ni yugande mietari suru kara.../
Anya then passed the microphone back to Nunnally, who winked briefly at Rollo before finishing the song.
Boku wa mata.../
chaos ni naru aragaenai jikuu ni toraware/
Yumeutsutsu maboroshi ka ochite iku acid area/
Sekai wa ima grey ni naru sono suushiki ni wa/
Mirai no imi mo Ah... kotae wa nai kara/
I fall into the new world sore wa totsuzen/
Fui ni miseta ibitsu na rakuen/
Kogoe sou na keshiki to Find the blue/
chaos ni naru owari no nai itami wo kakaete/
Dare ni mo furerarenai mayaku ni nita kaihi area/
biru no sukima kiritorareta chiisa na sora ni/
Egakeru yume wa? Ah... kotae wa nai no sa/
I fall into the new world sore wa totsuzen/
Rasenjou ni kurikaesu noise/
Togire sou na hikari to Find the blue!
And the audience applauded at the awesome performance.
"Before we continue," Anya spoke, "I would like to call Gino Weinberg and Suzaku Kururugi to come up here on the stage."
The two walked to the stage wondering why they were called.
"We saw them once doing a mock guitar battle," Kaguya explained, "So those two will be doing a REAL Guitar Battle for us!"
"Guitar Battle? Never heard of that before…" a student spoke rather loudly.
Sighing, Anya just took a remote control out of her pocket and turned on the projector. It began to show various video clips of people rocking hard on their guitars. The video clips that made the audience wow at the awesomeness is from the 'Midnight Carnival concert at Mahora: Nodoka Miyazaki vs. Dante Sparda' and 'Shukaku vs. Kyuubi'.
Tianzi then gave Suzaku a Dynamic Heartbreaking Gibson SK-LA Electric Guitar while she gave Gino an Amethyst Soul-Shattering Yamaha LKS-TR Electric Guitar.
The two who received the guitars suddenly felt something foreign in their souls. A feeling that demands to be free and let it be known to all mankind. Gino and Suzaku briefly looked at each other before lashing out on their guitars.
There was a sudden wave of power that almost knocked the girls off stage. Everyone was suddenly felt invigorated as the wave passed through them. They began to cheer for their favorite guitarist.
"I bet you 100,000 Brittanian Dollars that Kururugi will kick Weinberg's ass seven ways to Sunday!"
"I'll bet 200,000 Brittanian Dollars that Weinberg will shove Kururugi off the stage after he defeats him!"
"Forget the wagers! Lets Rock!"
The two were mashing to the tunes of Demetori's songs. From 'Love-Colored Master Spark', 'Kid's Festival ~Innocent Treasures~', 'Septette for the Dead Princess ~Ascend into Naught~', and 'Tengu is Watching ~Eye of the Needles~'.
"This is it Weinberg…" Suzaku panted, he never thought Gino is also a Touhou fan… especially of Demetori's songs, "…You're going down."
"I would like to see it buddy…" Gino joked, "But I'm planning to win today!"
And the guitar battle went on… At the backstage on the other hand…
"Nice thinking Anya!" Nunnally gave Anya a high-five, "We need a break sometimes."
"Now lets find Rollo-chan for our wedding night!" Kaguya spoke. The four girls cheered in approval as Rollo felt a sudden chill run down his spine.
And that is how they put to use the guitar battles on their concerts, since having a concert every night really tiring.
"Mou, Keith-kun…" Nina pouted, "…the last sentence is suggestive…"
Keith just shrugged, "Cant help it." Suddenly, the doorbell rang. "I'll get it." He then went down the stairs and proceeded to open the door, "What is it?"
In front of his house was C.C., who quickly aimed a M1 Garand Rifle at Keith's head. "You are Terminated."
C.C. pwned Author with M1 Garand Head Shot for 300 Gold. Assist: Lelouch
"You thought I haven't forgotten about the 'sword' comment eh?" C.C. grinned.
Sudden Marriage… Cleared!
To be Continued?
There you have it! My Third NunnaRollo Fic is finished! Please stay tuned for more fics. And I would like to take this opportunity to announce that some of my fics will be REALLY DELAYED since I'm busy with school and work…
Till Next Time!