A/N: Nexty chapter!
"GOOD MORNING OZIANS!" Webeta yelled as she went through the large brown door. The afore mentioned Ozians grumbled at being awoken from their slumber. In the room, before Webeta left for the night, there was a full bed for Elphaba and Fiyero and five singles for Nessa, Boq, the Wizard, Morrible and Glinda. Webeta stopped short when she reassessed the room. There was now only three singles and two fulls. Webeta searched her memory to be sure she hadn't asked the room to do this. She drew a blank. Then who was in the other full? Apparently, Elphaba was on the same thought process. She quickly got up, clothed in a dark purple nightgown before pulling the comforter off the other bed. Everyone's mouths dropped at the sight. "I swear I had nothing to do with this, it was all them." Webeta said.
Glinda sprung out of the bed and went a good five feet away.
"I really hate you." Glinda said angrily though she blushed.
"I didn't tell you to sleepwalk over to his bed. That was all you honey." Webeta said smugly. Boq sat up and got up out of the bed. His perfectly tanned chest caught the attention of all the girls in the room. Elphaba looked away hastily, Webeta suddenly got very interested in a painting that popped up on the wall, Glinda looked at her bunny slippers that came for her, Morrible joined Webeta in a looking at the painting. Boq noticed this and hastily pulled on the robe that hung for him. He blushed heavily at the attention.
"When did you get ripped?" Fiyero asked, asking the question that was on everyone's mind.
"Well, when you work on the farm since childhood, it tends to happen." Boq said, still blushing.
"Okay! Um…you all need to get changed." Webeta said as a changing room for the girls and boys popped up. "Or clothed, in Boq and Fiyero's case." Webeta added as she eyed Fiyero's also shirtless form. Elphaba wrapped her arms protectively around Fiyero's torso.
"Hey, he's like five years older than me so don't worry about it." Webeta said at the Elphaba Glare© she was getting. The characters got properly clothed before coming back out. "Alright, so I actually got a bit of fanmail!" A screen came down and soon the review popped up on the screen in big letters for all to see:
Fiyero - will you marry me? Please? Please? Pretty please?
All of you - what do you think of the Wicked book and how your characters are displayed in it?
Fiyero - how would you like to be black and have blue diamonds embedded in your skin?
Elphaba and Glinda - how do you feel about the Gelphie pairing (which, I might add, is the most popular on all fanfic websites, MWAHA!) and the way it's hinted to in the book?
This is gonna be so much fun! Update soon! One thing: can you divide your paragraphs up more frequently so we don't have to read loooong passages of text all on top of each other? It makes my eyes hurt...can't wait for the next chapter!
"Alright." Webeta said. "Fiyero?"
"Uh…sorry. I'm taken. And I don't think I'd really mind. I kind of like the idea of blue diamond tattoos. " Fiyero said.
"All of you?"
"Well, I can't believe I was nun!" Elphaba yelled heatedly.
"Actually I have a theory on that." Webeta said. The Wicked characters turned to her. "I think that, when Fiyero disappeared/died, it was never actually said whether he died or not, Elphaba was so stricken with grief, that when Yackle came and lead her, she didn't fight. And since she landed in a monastery or what ever it is for girls, she had to at least try and take care of Liir, even if she felt no love towards him and thought there was no way he could be hers."
"That's not a bad theory." Elphaba said. "But still, I will never be a nun in my right state of mind."
"I liked how they portrayed me." Glinda said. "At least I looked like I had a brain."
"Yeah, how they portrayed me was pretty good. Kind of rough hello, kind of glad they changed that in the musical, I would prefer not getting skewered by antlers." Fiyero said as he sent a look to Webeta for her use of that in her own story.
"Sorry, I had to have some book references, it would kill me if I didn't." Webeta said, defending her story.
"I was a sadistic dictator!" The Wizard said.
"You're a dictator no matter what." The rest of the characters said.
"I was a manipulative b***." Morrible said.
"You're one no matter what!" Glinda said with a glare.
"Hey not my problem that you sold your best friend's sister out because your jealousy." Morrible said. Glinda curled into a ball, feeling remorseful. Boq wrapped an arm around her in a quick hug. Glinda almost gave in then but pulled herself out of the warm embrace and walked over to the other side of the room. Boq just sat back in his chair and looked to the sky that looked like the Munchkinland sunset back home. He had long ago given up on Glinda falling in love with him. It may have been the fact that not two weeks before this, the news reached him that his little sister had died of the plague. A tear made its way down his face in remembrance. "Um…what was the last part?" Boq asked, trying to keep his tears at bay.
Elphaba quickly read the part for her and Glinda. Her lips went into a fine line. "Glinda and I have a strong friendship, that it is all. I will never see her as anything else. Also, Gregory Maguire himself said that he was trying to portray a strong friendship and that is it." Elphaba said, her debating self kicking in.
"I agree completely. And everybody knows that Gliyero is the most popular pairing." Glinda said as she latched onto Fiyero's arm. Elphaba marched over to her and forcefully pulled Fiyero away from her.
"I thought we already went through this, the boy is mine." The music for Glee's version of "The Boy is Mine" started playing. Both girls turned to Webeta. "WE'RE NOT DOING THAT!" They yelled together. The sound of a record scratching was heard. "Sorry, sometimes this room has a mind of its own." Webeta said. "Anywho, I will try, I can't promise anything. Thanks Merina for your review. And thanks to all the others who reviewed, even if they didn't give any ideas, sorry Hedwig, but I need Glinda for this story so…I can't kill her."
"What?"
"Review!"
End Chapter. Close call.