Disclaimer: Neither George Lucas nor J.K. Rowling is writing this story.

Here are the characters in this story:

Luke Skywalker - Harry Potter (age 19), Auror Trainee, Red Five

Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi - Sirius "Stubby" Black (age 57), Auror Master and General, hermit

Han Solo - Ron Weasley (age 29), Captain of the Ford Anglia, smuggler

Leia Organa - Hermione Granger (age 19), Princess and Senator of Scotland

Darth Vader (formerly Anakin Skywalker) - Severus Snape (age 42), Dark Apprentice of the Death Eaters (formerly James Potter)

Wilhuff Tarkin - Pius Thicknesse (age 64), Governor of the Muggle Suburbs

R2-D2 (Artoo) - HD-WG (Hedwig) (age 33), messenger droid

C-3PO (Threepio) - W-PRC (Percy) (age 34), prefect droid

Chewbacca - Rubeus Hagrid (age 200), co-pilot of the Ford Anglia, smuggler

Owen Lars - Vernon Dursley (age 42), moisture farmer

Beru Whitesun Lars - Petunia Evans Dursley (age 40), moisture farmer

Bail Organa - Charles Granger (age 60), Prince and Viceroy of Scotland (mention only)

Wedge Antilles - Neville Longbottom (age 21), pilot, Red Two

Cassio Tagge - Evan Rosier (age 40), General of the Ministry Army

Conan Antonio Motti - Graham Montague (age 38), Admiral of the Dark Mark

Jan Dodonna - Garrick Ollivander (age 113), General of Dumbledore's Army

Vanden Willard - John Dawlish (age 60), Army officer

Garven Dreis - Rolanda Hooch (age 77), pilot, Red Leader

Biggs Darklighter - Cedric Diggory (age 22), pilot, Red Three

John Branon - Malcolm Preece (age 21), pilot, Red Four

Jek Porkins - Vernon Dudley (age 24), pilot, Red Six

John "Dutch" Vander - Herbert Fleet (age 26), pilot, Gold Leader

Tiree - Summerby (age 21), pilot, Gold Two

Davish Krail - Anthony Rickett (age 42), pilot, Gold Five

Moradmin Bast - Miles Bletchley (age 22), aide to Governor Thicknesse

Jabba Desilijic Tiure - Golgomath the Giant (age 600), crime lord

Boba Fett - Draco Malfoy (age 32), bounty hunter

Greedo - Scabior (age 42), bounty hunter

Wuher - Tom (age 56), bartender

Theron Nett - Michael McManus (age 21), pilot, Red Nine's wingman

Nozzo Naytaan - Cadwallader (age 22), Red Nine, Army lieutenent

Cornelius Evazon - Vincent Crabbe (age 50), serial killer

Ponda Baba - Gregory Goyle (age 43), criminal

Garouf LaFoe - Ludovic Bagman (age 53), informer to the Ministry of Magic

Garindan - Marietta Edgecombe (age 20), informer and spy to the Ministry

BoShek - Bem (age 28), smuggler

Nahdonnis Praji - Commander Wilkes (age 45), Ministry Commander

Pol Treidum - Cassius Warrington (age 46), Ministry Lieutenent

Shann Childsen - Eric Munch (age 48), Ministry Lieutenent

Hija - Lieutenant Savage (age 23), Ministry Lieutenent

Tanbris - Proudfoot (age 47), personal aide to Severus Snape

Daine Jir - Jugson (age 47), part of Severus Snape's personal crew

Mod Terrik - Alastor Gumboil (age 48), Hit Wizard

Davin Felth - Alfred Cattermole (age 19), treacherous Hit Wizard

Raymus Antilles - Harfang Longbottom (age 70), Captain of the Granger IV

Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes - Weird Sisters

Laze "Fixer" Loneozner - Dudley "Big D" Dursley (age 25), mechanic

Camie - Yvonne (age 25), mechanic

Deacon - Piers Polkiss (age 19), teenager

Windy Starkiller - Mark Evans (age 19), teenager

Janek "Tank" Sunber - Gordon (age 22), Ministry Commander (mention only)

Planets:

Tatooine (Mos Eisley, Lars homestead) - Surrey (Diagon Alley, 4 Privet Drive)

Alderaan - Scotland

Death Star (Detention Block AA-23) - Dark Mark (Dark Tower)

Yavin IV - Hogwarts

Dantooine - Magnolia (mention only)

Millenium Falcon - Ford Anglia

Tantive IV - Granger IV

X-wing - Firebolt

Corellia - Devon (mention only)

Species:

Human - Human

Hutt - Giant

Rodian - Snatcher

Wookiee - Half-giant

Mandalorian - Pureblood

Aqualish - Thug

Corellian - Devonian

Alderaanian - Scottish

Tatooinian - Surreyan