Chapter Two- Onestar gets a boo-boo
Swallowfrost pretended to struggle into the entrance of the WindClan camp.
I guess this will be my first stop.. she thought, smirking.
"Oh no, a cat in need!" she heard, stifling a laugh, as she was lying on the ground pretending to be hurt. Clan cats are so chivalrous! Well, at least this one…
Swallowfrost look up and saw a face with a single whisker gazing back at her. This must be Onestar! she marveled. The she-cat knew this because she had already read all of the books. He's handsomer than I thought! That's when she realized that he must be weirded out because she had been staring at him like a nutjob.
"W-what are you doing on our territory?" Onestar asked nervously, as if she was going to attack.
"Please help me.." Swallowfrost managed to croak.
"Of course!" said Onestar, suddenly regaining his confidence.
"Ashfoot, Crowfeather!"The two cats clumsily stumbled over to the entrance of the camp. "Help this poor old she-cat," Onestar told them "She can stay in the elders den. I'll call for Kestrelflight to see to her."
The elders den! How dare..well I am like 500 years old….
Swallowfrost smiled to herself. This was the most fun she'd had in decades!
Later, after Kestrelflight had looked at her and declared her perfectly healthy, (which totally bewildered Onestar)she snuck out of the elders den and pretended to limp over to where Onestar was talking to Breezepelt about taking anger management classes.
"Onestar" Swallowfrost mewed gently. "I just wanted to say thank you for taking care of me, but now I must go."
"Our pleasure," murmured Onestar.
Swallowfrost leaned forward, like she was going to kiss him on the cheek. Onestar closed his eyes. But instead of kissing him, she grabbed his single whisker, and yanked it as hard as she could, until it popped out of the socket.
"OW!" Onestar screamed.
"Thank you!" Swallowfrost yelled, as she hightailed it out of camp, racing along the moors, and finally getting to her tree stump, shoved the whisker in the hollow. Exhausted, Swallowfrost curled up and fell asleep.
{idea credit} Boltstar
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