FotV I am updating this cause ONE person actually told me they liked it. So Im feeling generous again to update.
Yusuke: You updated your pervy Night of Love; Day of Pain crap for that GirlGrim kid, right?
FotV yes. We luff each other. XD
Kiba: Weirdo.
FotV JUST DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Kiba;Yusuke: -sigh- So much for the nice one...
FotV: WHAT?! -angry-
Zaku: Guys; she's in it for blood now. Do as she says.
Kiba: -pales-
Yusuke: Ha! I could SO take you on!
Zaku: -ears flatten- -sweatdrops- uh... yeah... She doesn't own ANYTHING here except for... -sighs- Except for Me...
FotV cause your my pervy personality.
Zaku: yeah... Just leave a review and I won't be forced to kill Yusuke and Kiba...
--START!
Zaku woke up, hearing Yusuke and Kuwabara fighting. Zaku shot up, eyes wide.
'Holy shit! It wasn't a dream!' Zaku thought. He got up and found his other change of clothes he had put in his brother's room. He got changed into his black cargo pants and his fishnet under armor shirt. He exited the room and his purple wolf ears twitched at the extremely loud bickering.
"Ya'll can wake the dead, you know that?" He said. The two boys stopped bickering.
"Sorry Z!" Yusuke grinned. Zaku blinked.
"Why'd you call me that?" He asked the older half demon lord.
"Your cousin Ryan called. He wanted to know if you wanted to hang out since you are 'alone' for a while." Kurama said. Zaku deadpanned.
"Of course... Who was the poor fool who answered the phone?" Zaku asked.
"Kuwabara." Hiei replied.
"Right... I guess Kelly and I were right into nicknaming him Kuwabaka..." Zaku muttered softly.
"Say what!? I am not a baka!" Kuwabara shouted.
"How do you know japanese?" Touya asked.
"Huh? Oh, after watching so many anime shows; you pick things up. My sister, friend and I watch it a lot, in the original japnese with english subtitles. It's pretty cool actually. Everything is way better in Japanese!" Zaku grinned stupidly.
"And I thought Jin had a short intension span..." Touya blinked. Zaku deadpanned again.
"Sorry... I really think I'm ADD, but my parents say it must be a demon thing..." He said.
"No! Of course it isn't!" A new, yet familiar, voice said as the door opened.
"Ryan! You really didn't think I was insane... That makes one out of the entire family..." Zaku said in self-patheticness.
"Yeah; Kurama took the phone from the idiot. Now I know why you and Kelly call him Kuwabaka." Ryan said, his dark blonde(possibly brown) hair short and in the normal fashion for boys, in contrast of Zaku's purple long, wild hair. Ryan had green eyes against Zaku's golden eyes. It was clear they weren't related by blood. Ryan wore an 'Element' skateboard shirt and jeans that were possibly cut to go to his knees.
"Wow. I know you said you were adopted earlier and all, but now I definitely believe you one hundred percent." Yusuke blinked.
"Yeah. So, you just take in a bunch of strangers who claim to be from another world..." Ryan said, "Do you know how STUPID that is?! You're a freaking half-demon! You should know better than that!"
"They smelled demonish! The only human is Kuwabaka! I didn't see the harm in it!" Zaku pouted at his older cousin.
"Of course you didn't! Either way, they're DEMONS! They could rape you or something! Or even kill you and destroy the house or something! You're parents would be pissed at you! And Aunt Shell is supposed to check up on you!" Ryan said.
"Oh shit, I forgot..." Zaku muttered. Ryan sighed.
"I dealt with Aunt Shell on the way here. I told her I'd check up on you instead. Called your parents too. Said one of your friends were going to stay for a while and I'd keep you both inline." Ryan said.
"THANK YOU!" Zaku hugged his cousin tightly, his tail wagging some.
"Aww... His tail is wagging Kuwabara!" Yusuke laughed.
"Now ain't that a sight to see!" Rinku laughed too. Zaku's ears flattened.
"I'm slightly tempted to kill them..." Zaku said.
"Idiot. Alright, I brought some old clothes, and Rinku can were Scotty's. Jin and Touya I have no clue what they're going to wear considering they're not going to fit into my clothes..." Ryan said.
"You think of everything don't you?" Zaku asked.
"Yeah." Ryan said, "Z, come help me with getting the basket." Zaku nodded and followed his cousin outside to the RAV.
"Where are the other two?" Ryan asked.
"Huh? Jin and Touya? I dunno." Zaku shrugged, sniffing the air for the two new familiar scents.
"Idiot..." Ryan said, smiling. Zaku looked at him.
"Jin's on the roof and Touya is out back." Zaku said.
"Your nose will never cease to amaze me." Ryan cuhckled.
"Your ass will never cease to amaze me." Zaku grinned.
"Oh, now your just being plain mean!" Ryan laughed as he got one of the four baskets of clothes from the RAV. Zaku laughed too as he got a basket as well. The two cousins walked back into the house when Zaku's ear twitched.
"Ah crap..." Zaku paled.
"What?" Ryan asked.
"Hana's coming..." Zaku said.
"Rinku said you told her not to come." Ryan blinked.
"She must've known I was hiding something. I panicked and she must've caught on." Zaku said, running into the house. He grabbed his Tokio Hotel Jacket he wore last night and ran outside.
"Touya! Jin! Inside!" Zaku barked. The two heard the small panic in his voice and ran inside. Well, Jin flew inside. Zaku stood, waiting for Hana to run over. Ryan came out a few minutes later. Then, Zaku's white haired female friend ran over.
"Z!" She hugged him tightly.
"Hana! What are you doing here?" Zaku asked.
"I said I was coming over. And I meant it. Besides, you two are hiding something!" Hana said, smirking.
"No! We're not, right Ryan?" Zaku asked.
"He's right. Absolutely nothing!" Ryan said as Hana's blue eyes sparkled with the 'Uh, yeah sure. I'll believe that like I believe Zaku isn't a Hanyou' look. Zaku grinned.
"You're too suspicious Hana." Zaku said.
"So let me in." Hana said.
"Not a good time Hana." Ryan said.
"Let me in or I'll pummel you into the ground." Hana said, standing over Zaku. Zaku quivered in fear.
"O-Okay! But you gotta keep this a secret!" Zaku whimpered, tail between legs.
"You are hiding something! I wanna know!" Hana said excitedly.
"You have to keep this a secret!" Zaku said, taking Hana inside, Ryan grabbing another basket of clothes. Once inside, Hana screamed.
"No way no way no way!!" She exclaimed, "Z, how the hell-?!"
"We don't even know." Ryan said, walking in with a basket. "Zaku, go get the last basket."
"Right! Hana, let's go!" Zaku dragged his friend outside to the RAV.
"Who was that loud annoying woman?" Hiei growled.
"That was Hana. She's Zaku's best friend. She doesn't know much about you guys; just the basic background and all because Zaku's a loser and tells her. She's only recently gotten into the show and all; from what Kelly's told me." Came Ryan's reply. The rest became muffled as the two 'teens' went to Ryan's Jeep.
"Zaku, how? Why? WHEN?!" Hana squealed quietly.
"Dunno; dunno; last night." Zaku said, grabbing the heaviest basket that his cousin has lovingly left for him.
"I bet you and those two friendly demons got it going on by now." Hana snickered.
"No. They're only here for until they can figure out how to go home." Zaku said, "And I mean, ever tell them I think all of them are hott, except Rinku and Kuwabaka, I'll make sure you have nightmares about cellphones for months!" Hana nodded.
"Yeah; I got it." She said. The two re-entered the house.
"Thanks for giving me the heaviest basket Ryan..." Zaku growled.
"Of course." Ryan snickered.
"So, how old are you exactly Zaku?" Kuwabara asked.
"He's in for it now..." Ryan whistled.
"He really is stupid..." Hana whistled as well. Zaku stared blankly at the human. Seconds go by... Soon, two minutes have passed.
"Zaku...?" Touya asked.
"80..." Zaku said, turning to go feed his brother's 'rat'.
"No way..." Hana said with wide eyes.
"Apparently way..." Ryan said, a little shocked as well.
"What?" Yusuke asked.
"He didn't try to murder Kuwabara!" Hana said.
"Hey, you ain't hitting on Hana either Kuwabara!" Yusuke snorted.
"I was waiting till I got her alone!" Kuwabara hissed.
"No; I got a boyfriend. And bother asking and I'll kick your ass." Hana said.
"Go Hana!" Rinku laughed.
"Damn..." Kuwabara muttered. Touya rolled his eyes and entered the room Zaku had entered.
"Zaku?" Touya asked.
"Nandeo?" Zaku asked.
"You alright?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
"MmHm." Zaku replied.
"Liar." Touya said.
"No."
"You have an issue about your age? Why?" Touya asked, having closed the door a while ago.
"It's not my age; it's the fragging situation I'm stuck in. I have to go to freaking human school for crap I know I'm not going to use! As soon as I'm eighteen, I'm leaving and going to live in whatever mountain forest I can find." Zaku said.
"Why?" Touya frowned.
"Why what?" Zaku asked.
"Why are you leaving them?" Touya asked.
"Because I don't belong here.