Chapter 02: Family Issues
Peter grimaced as Professor Utonium and Ken were looking at him expectingly while the News Footage showing the Powerpuff Girls and Spider-Man fighting Mojo behind them. "So, care to explain how a New York superhero showed up at the same time my nephew from New York showed up?" Prof. Utonium asked while the Girls were watching the confrontation.
"Uh... A pretty good coincidence." Peter tried weakly.
"Should we help him?" Miyako whispered.
"Nah, it's pretty fun to see this." Karou remarked watching with interest.
"But he did help us out." Momoko whispered.
"A GOOD COINCIDENCE?!" Prof. Utonium was giving him a stern glare. "How did this happen? How did you get your powers and don't even deny it!"
"... I got bit by a spider." Peter relented.
"Cute." Ken said in disbelief.
Prof. Utonium nodded. "Now how did you really get your powers?"
"It was a spider that was created in Oscorp and it got out during a school field trip." Peter said with a small smile. "You can check my medical records to see that I'm telling the truth."
Prof. Utonium just closed his mouth believing that, but he made a mental note to look into it and erase the evidence that way if someone looks over it, they don't put it together.
"So... Are we done with the interrogation?" Peter asked backing up.
"Hold on." Ken pointed to the table. "We want to scan you."
"Uh... Not happening." Peter said with a deadpanned stare.
"Peter, have you even checked to see if these powers are hurting you?" Prof. Utonium asked in a tone that left no room for arguements. "You could be dying and we don't know it."
Peter went to argue when Momoko, Miyako and Karou, who didn't want him to die, grabbed him and forced him to the table, despite his protests before it started to scan him.
"Don't worry, it'll be fast." Poochie reassured Peter as the machine beeped.
"Whoa." Ken was looking at the results in awe.
"T-This is incredible." Prof. Utonium said having the same look. "Peter, these powers aren't killing you at all. Somehow your human DNA fused with Spider-DNA and... Peter, you're a new species."
"WHAT?!" Peter shouted in shock.
"A new species?" Momoko asked in confusion.
"It's like this, somehow he became a cross-species but normally he should've mutated into a creature that acts purely on instinct, but for some reason his human half never gave in and empowered him instead." Prof. Utonium explained.
"So I'm not dying?" Peter asked to be sure.
"Nope." Ken answered before Peter jumped off the table.
"Good."
"Wait, you don't care that you're half-spider?" Miyako asked in confusion feeling a little creeped out.
"Nope." Peter replied with a shrug. "I'm used to it."
"Hey quick question, why did you become Spider-Man?" Momoko asked excitedly hoping for a good origin story. 'It's just like the comics.'
Peter narrowed his eyes. "It's none of your freaking business." He would've said something else, but due to his cousin who's eight, he figured he could censor himself a bit.
"Hey it was just a question." Karou said a little angry. "No need to get angry."
"Peter, does it have to do with Ben?" Prof. Utonium asked as Peter snapped a bit.
"IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" He shouted before he jumped up to the nearby balcony and out the window.
"I'll take that as a yes." Poochie deadpanned.
"Great." Prof. Utonium didn't know much about Peter or teenagers so he had no idea what to do.
He has to deal with his son, a talking dog, three superpowered teenage girls and now a teenaged superpowered nephew.
Why couldn't he deal with normal problems?!
"Uh, Professor?" Miyako spoke up gaining his attention. "What did you mean by your question? Who's Ben?"
Professor Utonium wasn't sure what to say before Ken whispered in his ear. "They may be able to help him more than us at this point."
Taking that piece of advice in, Prof. Utonium sighed. "I was talking about the night when a burglar broke into the Parker home two months ago and shot his Uncle."
"Wait, his Uncle?" Karou interrupted. "What about his parents?"
"... They died in a plane crash years ago." Prof. Utonium said after a moment of silence.
"That's horrible." Miyako said in shock.
"Actually the night that Ben Parker was murdered, Spider-Man went after the guy instead of a wrestling match, because he started out as a wrestler." Ken said with a nod.
"So he's like Batman." Momoko said, snapping her fingers. "Lost a family member and vowed to never let it happen again."
"No wonder he's angry." Karou muttered looking towards the window where he left.
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Peter was on the side of the building near the back looking out towards New Townsville. 'What right do they have to ask about why I do this.' He thought angrily remembering the guy that killed Ben Parker before remembering coming home to May Parker's body and be told that she had a heart attack. 'Being Spider-Man cost Aunt May her life because I wasn't there to help her... But I just put the costume on a few hours ago. What do I do?'
Jumping as something vibrated in his pocket, Peter pulled out his cell phone to see a familiar number. "What is it Matchstick?"
"Dude, you're in Japan?!" Johnny Storm's voice came through the phone.
"What was your first clue?" Peter asked dryly.
"Sorry, but why are you there Spidey?"
Peter frowned remembering that he managed to buy this phone licensed under Spider-Man instead of Peter Parker, since his last one was destroyed and used it to keep in contact with the others, especially since Reed made a good firewall for it, to keep the number from being traced.
"... It's complicated." Peter muttered.
"Complicated as in a complete accident that had to do with a super villain fight?" Johnny asked curiously. "If that's so, then I'm sure I can convince Reed to help you get back-."
"No it's because my last family member in New York had a heart attack while I was fighting Ock and my last living relative lives in Japan." Peter interrupted with a sigh.
"Oh, uh sorry." Johnny didn't know what else to say before he changed the conversation. "So who are the hotties?"
Peter blinked before he realized what he was talking about. "You mean the Powerpuff Girls?"
"... Seriously?" Johnny asked in disbelief.
"That's what I said." Peter remarked. "And dude, they're thirteen."
"Oh." Johnny coughed nervously since he was seventeen. "Uh, you won't tell Sue will you?"
"Not unless she magically appears in Japan." Peter remarked before sighing. "But at least people aren't calling me a menace anymore."
"Yeah that's true." Johnny said before Peter looked down to see the girls leaving the lab. "But Jameson sold the Bugle-."
"SERIOUSLY?!" Peter shouted causing the girls to look up. "Seriously? Ol sourpuss sold the Bugle after I left?!"
"Sourpuss?" Miyako asked as the other girls shrugged.
"Yeah-... Oh I need to go, the Beetle is causing some mess."
"Good luck without me helping you this time matchstick." Peter replied dryly. "You're screwed if he uses a fire extinguisher."
"Oh shut up." Johnny hung up at that point before Peter looked to see the girls looking at him.
"Can I help you?" Peter asked in a little annoyance.
"Um... Sorry." Momoko said looking down. "I shouldn't have asked when it was clearly none of my business."
"But we were just curious that's all." Miyako said before they looked at Karou.
"I'm not apologizing because I didn't do anything." Karou answered their looks.
"... I guess I overreacted." Peter muttered before sighing. "Sorry it's just a little touchy."
The girls nodded since they heard the supposed story from the Professor.
"So since the Professor knows about you being Spider-Man, are you joining?" Momoko decided to ask, causing Peter to sigh.
"If I say no, will you drop it?" Peter asked wanting that to be done with.
"Come on, you were pretty good." Miyako said with a smile.
Karou rolled her eyes but she gave a small smirk. "If you join then I won't have to deal with these two girly girls by myself all the time."
"Hey!" Momoko and Miyako gave Karou a glare.
Peter looked at all of them before he gave a sigh. "I guess we can have a trial run-." He was interrupted when Momoko and Miyako pulled him and Karou into a hug.
"Great!" Miyako giggled happily.
"I hate hugs!" Karou complained trying to break free.
"Welcome to the Powerpuff Girls, Spider-Man!" Momoko said with a smile.
"HOLD UP!" Peter's eyes were wide as he tried to escape the hug, regretting his decision already. "If I'm joining we're not going to be called that! Hey, are you listening?! Seriously guys!"
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The next day, Peter sighed as he noticed the Flash clone giving him an evil look as he sat near Momoko, Miyako and Karou during class. 'Man, I just know that when lunch time comes around, I'll be in a world of pain.'
Feeling bored, Karou looked around before she saw the jock glaring at Peter and Peter trying not to look at him. "Is he the one who attacked you?" She asked gaining the other two girls attention as Peter stiffened.
"Uh, what?" Peter asked sweating a bit.
"Peter you're a member of our team right now and we Powerpuffs look after our own." Momoko told him as she glared at the jock who didn't notice.
"Alright first off, I refuse to call myself a Powerpuff 'Girl'." Peter said because all of his attempts at changing their name was wasted since the vote was three to one. "Second off I can't hurt him."
"Why not?" Miyako asked in confusion.
"Because with Great Power comes Great Responsibility." Peter said with a smile as the girls looked at him in confusion. "In otherwords, hurting him would be abusing my powers and if someone was looking for the identity of Spider-Man, they wouldn't look twice at a geek who gets beat up by a school jock."
"You're not a geek." Momoko told him sternly.
Karou shrugged as she thought about it. "Eh, maybe a little." She said causing Peter to look at her.
"Thanks." He said sarcastically.
"Hey I have an idea." Miyako smiled widely. "How about during lunch we head to the Professor's Lab?"
Momoko mimicked her smile. "I guess that's alright."
Now Karou had a grin. "And I did miss the football game yesterday due to the fight with Mojo."
All three of them looked at Peter who knew that whatever they chose, he would be dragged along for the ride. "I also need to make some more web fluid." He admitted while rubbing the back of his head. "That way I can be more use in a fight if Mojo decides to try anything."
"Then it's decided." Momoko gave a nod. "We'll be heading to the Lab."
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Peter sighed as he saw the three girls doing their own thing, Momoko ordered a cake, Karou was watching a game with Momoko as she waited for the cake and Miyako was online looking at fashion catalogues.
Shaking his head, he spent his time making some web fluid, as well as something he wanted to do but never had the right materials for.
He was able to create something he liked to call a Web Grenade as well as his own utility belt... Alright it sounds lame, but he needed something to keep the extra web fluid in as well as the Web Grenades.
Basically he throws it and it explodes covering anything within a three foot radius with webbing strong enough to give the Hulk trouble.
Right now he has three and he looked up to see Ken entering with a tray holding a plate of food and a dog bowl full of food as he stared at everything in annoyance.
"Hey, what's the big idea?!" Ken shouted in annoyance. "You guys are hogging the TV, computer and the chemistry set?!"
"Why not? I missed this game yesterday." Karou told him.
Miyako giggled. "I'm studying for fashion school."
"Sorry, Ken but I needed to make more Web Fluid so I can avoid becoming street pizza." Peter apologized a little sheepishly since he didn't ask due to that being a habit.
Ken sighed forgiving Peter because of his reasons but he ran up to Miyako and tried to pull her away. "That's my computer and my chair!" He shouted as the doorbell rang and Poochie began to eat his food.
"I got a delivery for a Momoko?" A female voice called out causing Ken to stop with his attempts as Momoko ran by him.
"Coming!" Then she came in with a cake covered with white frosting and strawberries before she gave Ken a piece of paper with a happy grin. "Here."
"What's this?" Ken looked at it before his eyes widened as he had a suspicion.
"It's the bill, don't forget to pay it."
"WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY IT?!" Ken shouted in disbelief.
"You want a piece?" Momoko offered as Ken stared in disbelief. "No? Peter how about you?"
"Hm?" Peter looked up from the fourth web grenade he was making. "Oh, no thanks."
"No, go left!" Karou shouted gaining Ken's attention as she was freaking out over a mistake her favorite team made. "No!".
"Someday I'm getting a dress like this one." Miyako stared in awe at the different choices.
"Maybe I should make this webbing more resiliant." Peter thought outloud as he wrote down a few different formulas. "But how much?"
"You guys are impossible, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Ken screamed gaining everyone's attention and causing Peter to flinch as he put way too much liquid into the beaker he was using.
As his Spider-Sense went off, Peter sighed. "Son of a-."
BOOM!
Webbing covered him from head to toe as he blinked twice before falling over. "Uh, can someone get me out of this? I can't wait for two hours!"
"Whoa, Ken what's your problem?" Karou asked as she ripped the webbing off of Peter.
"Thanks." Peter muttered pulling the different strands off his clothes.
"Yeah, as long as we protect New Townsville, don't wreck the lab and get along, then we can do what we want." Miyako said repeating the three rules that the Mayor laid down for them.
"That means I can eat whenever I'm hungry." Momoko ate another bite of her cake in pure bliss, leaving Peter to wonder where the heck she puts the food she eats.
"I can read fashion magazines." Miyako held some up.
"And I can watch the sports channel." Karou said doing a fist pump.
"And I guess Peter's is that he can use the chemistry set whenever he wants." Momoko added after a second of thought.
"Actually I live here now." Peter deadpanned before coughing. "And don't worry Ken, this is only until I buy my own."
Still losing it, Ken unplugged the computer, turned the TV off and threw the wadded up bill at Momoko.
"Hey, what's with you?!" Momoko asked in annoyance.
Karou nodded. "Yeah, stop acting like a brat!"
"It's true, the three of us are like your older sisters." Miyako stated causing Momoko and Karou to nod as Peter put the beakers down and placed the belt on around his waist under his costume that he wore under his shirt, while watching the whole scene, wondering if he should interfere or not.
"You aren't my sisters." Ken said with his arms crossed.
"How old are you anyways?" Karou asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Eight."
"Oh... Then why don't you go to school?" Miyako asked curiously.
"I'm homeschooled and Dad teaches me everything I need to know." Ken stated as he put a hand through his hair, not noticing the girls going back to what they were doing. "In fact, I'm probably smarter than all of you put together."
"Oh really?" Peter asked with narrowed eyes before Ken noticed that the girls weren't paying any attention to him.
His eye twitching, Ken ran forward to take the remote from Karou and as they were messing around, Peter saw Poochie look at Ken's lunch.
"Well if you're not eating, I won't let it go to waste-." Peter picked Poochie up before he could make a move.
"I think that would just make Ken angrier." Peter said as Poochie struggled.
"Come on, I'm hungry."
"Excuse me, what's going on in here?" Professor Utonium walked through the door, causing Ken to smile.
"Dad-." Then his face fell as Momoko, Miyako and Karou surrounded Prof. Utonium.
"Professor. Professor. Ken's being mean."
"We figured that since he was probably all alone we could visit during out lunch break." Monoko said as Karou put eye drops in her eyes.
"But he was bossing us around and acting like a total brat." Karou said causing Prof. Utonium to look at her as the other two girls put on fake tears.
"They're evil and manipulative." Peter said in complete shock as he put Poochie down. "Who would've thought it."
In a panic, Ken ran between them and Prof. Utonium. "Wait Dad, all I did was-."
"I'm sorry." Professor Utonium told the girls as the waterworks stopped. "You see the truth is that Ken grew up without a Mom and I tried my best, but it's very difficult."
"Oh I see." Momoko had a sly grin. "It's beginning to make sense now."
Ken looked at her in confusion before backing up as the girls wore very identical grins that were so sinister, that Peter was sure that his Spider-Sense went off just by looking at them.
"W-What do you mean?" Ken asked nervously.
"You're starved Ken, for a mother's love." Miyako stated with a smile.
"But that's okay." Karou stood up and clenched her fist. "Because from now on, we'll be your Mom! Oh yead, we'll whip you into shape."
If Ken went any paler he would've been mistaken for a ghost.
"How did you three get that idea?" Peter asked, feeling sorry for his little cousin already, but he has to admit that this was very funny.
"It's a good idea." Momoko told Peter before seeing Ken's look. "Hey don't look so worried."
Miyako smiled. "You're going to have-."
"Three Moms." Karou finished.
"Just."
"For."
"You."
Peter's shoulders shook at this sight. 'Sucks to be Ken.' He thought before Momoko and Miyako grabbed him. "And Peter will help."
"Hold up, how did I get involved?!" Peter was struggling now.
"Uh, don't you have to get back to school?" Ken asked causing the girls eyes to widen as they looked at the time.
Miyako screamed in Peter's ear causing him to wince in pain.
"We only have five minutes!" Momoko panicked.
Miyako was in the same amount of panic. "We have to go."
"Alright, see ya!" Karou said as the girls took off, still holding Peter as he screamed at the insane speed they were going at.
"I CAN WALK!" Peter's voice was heard as Ken gave a sigh of relief.
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After school Momoko spoke up. "I've been thinking about this a lot lately."
"About what?" Peter asked in confusion.
"Ken really needs a mothers touch." Momoko explained.
Peter whistled as he walked ahead. "I'm staying out of this."
"I can teach him a little about respect." Karou had a grin. "Just leave that to me."
"No, what he needs it love." Miyako said to Karou with a nod. "The kind you can only get from a mother."
"Then it's settled." Momoko said to them. "Starting tomorrow we're going to be Ken's new mom. This is going to be great."
"Um... Don't you guys think that you're looking into this a little too much?" Peter asked giving them weird looks. "And aren't you three too young to be thinking about this stuff?"
"Hey wait, how is Peter going to fit in?" Karou asked with her arms crossed. "He can't be a mother."
"Who said I wanted to be in on this weirdness?" Peter asked as he was ignored.
"Maybe he can be the father?" Miyako suggested as Peter groaned and did a face palm.
"Why do I even bother?" Peter muttered in annoyance.
Momoko shook her head before smiling. "No, Prof. Utonium already has that role, but then again he could be the step father."
"..." Peter just left without a word at that point.
"Alright-hey where's Peter?" Karou asked noticing him gone.
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Peter groaned as something poked him awake the next morning. "Peter, wake up. We're being Ken's parents, remember?"
Sleepily rolling over, Peter muttered. "Yeah, sure-." Then his eyes snapped open to see Momoko in his room wearing a white apron. "... Alright first off, this is creepy. Secondly, since when did I agree to this?"
"Come on Peter, please." Momoko clasped her hands together and pouted causing Peter's eye to twitch.
'They are evil and manipulative.' Peter thought what he said yesterday, as he was dragged into Ken's room.
"Rise and shine, Ken! It's time to get up." Momoko shook him gently. "If you don't get up soon, Mommy's going to be upset."
"Just five more minutes, Mom." Ken said sleepily before he realized what he just said. "Wait, Mom?!" He pulled the cover off his head to see Momoko smiling while a reluctant Peter was in the background falling asleep again.
"Good morning son." Momoko said with a smile.
"What are you up too?!" Ken asked in anger as Peter fell back, leaning on a wall asleep. "Pretending to by my mother with the all 'Morning Son' and all that!"
"We already told you, me and the girls are your substitute Moms." Momoko said gently before turning to point at Peter. "And Peter is your step-father-." Then her eye twitched to see Peter snoring. "PETER!"
"Gah!" Peter jumped up and latched onto the ceiling. "I'm up, I'm up!"
"She forced you into this, didn't she?" Ken asked as Momoko looked around the room.
"... Yes." Peter muttered before Momoko gasped.
"Oh wow, look at this." Looking over, they saw Momoko holding up a few action figures that were there.
"HEY!" Ken ran to get her to put them back.
"You know what? I'll play with you." Momoko decided thinking that it was something Ken never got. "I'll be Justice Man and you can be this hairy guy." Then she pulled another action figure out. "Peter you can be Captain America."
"Uh..." Peter was trying to process how weird this was and he was at a loss for words which according to the heroes of New York was quite an achievement in itself. 'A hero wanting to play with hero action figures? Ironic.'
Then Poochie ran in. "HELP! There's a soap monster!"
"Soap monster?" Peter sighed having enough of this weirdness for the day since it turned out that Momoko used too much soap detergent for the laundry, before he went back to bed since it was a teacher workday.
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Peter's eyes were twitching as he was now in the kitchen with Prof. Utonium and Ken the next morning all three of them wearing specially made pajamas with hearts on them while Miyako was pretending to be Ken's Mom.
Prof. Utonium was wearing pink with black hearts, Ken was wearing white with yellow hearts and Peter was wearing red with blue hearts and they did have web designs in the hearts.
"I guess we're all suckers for the waterworks." Peter remarked dryly remembering how Miyako guilt-tripped them into wearing these.
"It is hard to say no when a girl starts crying." Prof. Utonium agreed with a sigh.
"Isn't that the truth." Ken agreed.
An hour later and Miyako was still doing the same thing while singing a bit.
"Hey, don't you guys have school?" Ken asked causing Miyako to drop what she was doing in a panic.
"OH NO WE'RE LATE!" She went to run and grab Peter, but he was ready and jumped to the ceiling.
"No!" Peter said stubbornly. "I am not going to school in pajamas."
He would've said in this, but he didn't want to deal with any waterworks.
"I'll get there after changing." Peter told her as Miyako took off. "I'd rather be late than lose all of my pride at once."
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The next morning, Peter got dragged into jogging with Karou and Ken, wondering how he got involved in this.
'Well, at least I'm not suffering alone.' Ken thought as he and Peter were panting before Karou blew a whistle and he lost it.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO GO JOGGING?!"
"Because no son of mine is going to be a wimp." Karou answered without hesitation. "I'm showing you how to be a man."
"But why you?" Ken asked not knowing the dangers of what he was about to ask. "Aren't you a girl?"
Seeing the slowly pissed face, Peter simply grabbed Ken and took off running with Karou in pursuit. "GET BACK HERE!"
"Ken, never say that kind of stuff around Karou!" Peter told him as they ran quickly.
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As soon as he could, Peter got away and was swinging around New Townsville as Spider-Man. "I hope that the Mayor doesn't mind me doing a little patrolling." Spider-Man said as he swung through two buildings. "But I really needed to get away from the girls."
Shaking his head, Spider-Man saw a couple of people looking up as he swung past them. 'And no one is calling me a menace.' Spider-Man thought happily. 'No being shouted at for being a freak, now this is nice.'
Landing on the side of a building, Spider-Man nearly lost his balance as a bank door was kicked open to show two very familiar people, one of them had brown hair, wearing a green striped Polo shirt and brown cargo pants and the other had black hair and he wore a grey hoodie and blue jeans.
"Flint Marko?" Spider-Man questioned in English as he landed on a lightpost behind them. "Alexander O'Hirn?"
"You?!" Flint asked in shock as they spun around. "How the hell are you here?!"
"Dude, didn't you watched the News?" Spider-Man questioned with a shrug. "I moved here a few days ago."
Flint and O'Hirn groaned because they came to Japan to get away from Spider-Man.
Jumping off the lightpost, Spider-Man kicked Flint back before ducking a punch courtesy of O'Hirn.
"Now I'm touched." Spider-Man stated with a fake sniffle, as he weaved around the attempts to hurt him. "You missed me and came all the way out here to see me? I knew people would miss me."
"Shut it, Bug!" O'Hirn pulled a crowbar out before Spider-Man shot it out of his hands with webbing and he came in doing a backflip and catching O'hirn on the jaw, before he saw Flint trying to sneak away, so he did a sideflip and landed right on his back.
"I don't think so, stripes." Spider-Man smiled under his mask. "What's this? The fifth time I caught you guys since I started?"
'I needed this.' Spider-Man thought as he webbed them together before he turned to see that the Police showed up and he tensed getting ready for the usual 'Get on the ground, freak!' and for them to shoot at him.
But instead to his surprise the Police Officer smiled. "Thanks Spider-Man, you did a good job."
"I-I did?" Spider-Man asked in shock as the Police Officer shook his hand before putting Marko and O'Hirn into the police car and driving off.
Then he felt something tug on his leg and he looked down to see some five year olds, each of them holding a few booklets. "Can we have your autograph?"
'I should've moved to Japan months ago.' Spider-Man thought as he complied making the kids happy. 'They're nicer than people back in New York.'
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Ken grumbled as he walked through the park, already escaping Karou after the whole jogging mess and how Peter left in his costume to 'patrol'... Then again, if Ken could he would do the exact same thing.
"Who do they think they are?" Ken muttered as he kicked a rock before looking up to see Mojo putting helmets on people. "What the heck?" He asked before the people turned into monkeys. "Oh crap."
Turning to run, Mojo saw Ken and rushed to him. "A little smelly human all alone? Don't you have family?" Then without waiting for an answer, Mojo smiled. "Neither does Mojo! Mojo will take you as Mojo's son."
'... What the heck is wrong with everyone?' Ken thought as the helmet was placed on his head.
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After a few more minutes he caught a few muggers that thought they would get lucky and was feeling a lot more at home until he saw the girls flying to him quickly. "Good, you're changed." Blossom said quickly. "Mojo is at it again."
"Alright." Spider-Man went to web swing but Bubbles grabbed his arms before he could. "Wha?"
"Don't want to waste all your webbing before the fight." Bubbles said with a smile.
"Hey have you seen Ken by any chance?" Buttercup asked as they flew towards the park. "I may have been a little harsh at him."
"Guys, can I say something and not get yelled at?" Spider-Man asked as they nodded. "I think you three took the whole 'be his Mom' thing a little far. It was obvious that he didn't want that."
"We just wanted to help him." Bubbles said with a sad look.
"Alright, maybe we did take it a bit far." Blossom admitted before Spider-Man gave her a look. "Okay, we did take it too far."
"So what is Mojo doing this time?"
"Turning people into Monkeys." Buttercup answered as Spider-Man blinked behind his mask.
"... This really is becoming Planet of the Apes." Spider-Man remarked dryly before they landed in an Amusement Park to see Mojo laughing with a little monkey.
"Relax, Mini-Mojo we're taking over the world."
"Can it, Mojo!" Blossom said angrily causing Mojo to turn towards them. "Whatever you're doing we're here to stop it."
Buttercup blinked. "Check it out." She said pointing to the little monkey. "Look's like he has a sidekick."
"Oh how cute." Bubbles gushed at the little guy.
The little guy was freaking out as Mojo spoke up. "Let me introduce you to my son and he will help me turn you into monkeys."
Spider-Man just raised an eyebrow. "You have a son?" He asked in disbelief.
The little monkey went to take off before Mojo pressed a button on a controller he was holding and electrocuted the guy.
"Mini-Mojo hop to it." Mojo tossed a helmet towards the monkey but Spider-Man shot a strand of webbing and pulled it back. "Hey! Give that back, smelly human!"
"Yeah, not happening." Spider-Man said as he broke it between his hands before Buttercup kicked the little monkey back causing him to hit the wall.
Snarling in anger, Mojo pressed a button. "Octo-Bot attack!"
"Octo-Bot?" Spider-Man asked before a giant robotic octopus shot down and he stared. "Any relation to Octavius?"
One of the arms lashed out and grabbed Bubbles before knocking Blossom and Buttercup back as Spider-Man jumped over and landed on one.
"Like I told Octavius, I don't do tentacle rape." Spider-Man muttered as another arm tried to knock him off, so he used his agility to get under the first arm and jumped off, to get on another one.
"I will teach you not to monkey around with Mojo!" Mojo Jojo declared as the arm on Bubbles began to squeeze her.
As she cried out in pain, Blossom and Buttercup flew in to save her only for ink to shoot out of the robot and stick them to a building before Spider-Man threw his Web Grenade to test it out and it jammed the Ink shooter that Mojo had.
"Sweet." Spider-Man did a fist pump before his eyes widened as another arm went to crush him and he shot a strand of webbing and swung his way around the robot. "Quick question, what is it with Japan and giant robots? First in the Anime and now in real life?"
"Don't mock Mojo Jojo!"
"Stop speaking about yourself in third person and I'll agree." Spider-Man shot some webbing at one of the joints on the legs causing the Octo-Bot to tilt.
"Grr. I'll force you to fight her." Mojo said as he pulled out a helmet that he used to transform people into monkeys and went to put it on Bubbles.
"No." Spider-Man moved to stop him but Mini-Mojo beat him to it and knocked the helmet out of Mojo's hands. "Looks like monkeys have teenage rebellion as well."
"You are disappointing your daddy." Mojo began to shock Mini-Mojo as Bubbles got out of the grasp of the Octo-Bot and grabbed Mini-Mojo before he hit the ground.
"Psst." Spider-Man said causing Mojo to turn and be hit in the face by Spider-Man before he broke the control and the monkeys began to turn back into people.
Mini-Mojo turned back to Ken to everyone's surprise.
Spider-Man felt a shiver run up his back as the girls glared at Mojo who was sweating nervously.
"You're dispicable, Mojo." Bubbles said, handing Ken to Spider-Man as he landed next to her.
Ripping herself out of the ink, Blossom snarled. "Nobody touches our Ken."
"You're going down." Buttercup said freeing herself at the same time.
"Uh, wait can we talk about this?!" Mojo tried before they rammed his Octo-Bot causing it to fall over and he got up only to be nailed in the chest by all three of them. "Gah!"
Spider-Man put a hand over his eyes as Mojo went flying through the air. "I have the sudden urge to make a Team Rocket reference." He muttered as the girls landed near him.
Ken groaned as he woke up, and Spider-Man put him down gently. "Thanks guys." He said gratefully, happy to not be a monkey anymore.
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The girls changed back to normal before Peter met up with them outside of his costume to see people celebrating over being free. "I still wonder where he got all of these helmets from?" He said as they were watching.
"It doesn't matter, we beat him." Karou said with a confident smirk.
"Uh, he had a rocket launcher last time and this time he had an endless supply of helmets that turned people into monkeys as well as a giant robotic octopus." Peter deadpanned. "I'm more worried in where and how he's getting this stuff."
"We'll find out." Momoko said with a nod. "After all we're the Powerpuff Girls."
"Can we seriously change the name?" Peter pleaded only for his voice to fall to deaf ears.
"Well, I guess we can't be your Mom." Momoko turned to Ken who sighed in relief. "But we'll always be your sisters."
Ken looked at them before smiling. "I guess I can accept that."
"So who's the older sister?" Karou asked curiously.
"Shouldn't it be me since I'm obviously the team leader?" Momoko asked looking at her.
"Are you really the leader?" Miyako asked with a raised eyebrow as Karou nodded.
"If we're putting it to a vote I nominate myself." Karou said with a smile.
The three of them got into an arguement before Momoko smiled. "Hey Peter, tell them I'm the team leader."
"No I am." Karou said with a glare.
"Won't you tell them I'm the leader?" Miyako pleaded.
When no one answered they turned to see Peter booking it. "I'M STAYING OUT OF THIS ONE!" He shouted as he disappeared.
To Be Continued...
Alright I hope this chapter was good with the humor as well as the surprise of Flint Marko and Alexander O'Hirn going to Japan to avoid Spider-Man only to run into him again.
Now Review Time!
Cabrera1234: Maybe.
Coldblue: Thanks and I read Bleedman's comics they are good and I wish that there were more of them because I want to know what happens next. I will continue Renegades soon. Now as for your questions. 1) I guess I can do that because it will be funny given all of their personalities. 2) I don't really know much about the Rowdyruff Boys and I think I should focus on the stories I have right now, but I'll look into it a bit more if I can. 3) It is mostly Spectacular Spider-Man because that was a good show but with a mixture of Amazing, Ultimate (Comics) and that Spider-Man the Animated Series Cartoon that came on Disney XD.
Kirbymaniac2: Thanks!
Dizzy: I figured that it wouldn't be a Spider-Man x-over without someone like Jameson right?
Alright I'll see you guys soon!
